SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, April 6, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wildcats.rockriver.net

 
TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES:
 
"A lot of people run a race to see who's the fastest.  I run to see who has the most guts."  - Steve Prefontaine 
 
 
"The pride you gain is worth the pain." - Dennis Ogilvie
 
 "Being the first to cross the finish line makes you a winner in only one phase of life.
It's what you do after you cross the line that really counts." -Ralph Boston
 

 




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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: twainquotes.com

SURFING

In one place we came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf- bathing. Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea (taking a short board with him), then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell! It did not seem that a lightning express-train could shoot along at a more hair-lifting speed. I tried surf-bathing once, subsequently, but made a failure of it. I got the board placed right, and at the right moment, too; but missed the connection myself. The board struck the shore in three-quarters of a second, without any cargo, and I struck the bottom about the same time, with a couple of barrels of water in me. None but natives ever master the art of surf-bathing thoroughly.

- Roughing It






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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Throw A Dodgeball At The Nearest Liberal *ussy

Us savvy Americans know that liberals are promoting the wussification of our culture and would like nothing more than to remove a fine American playground game, like dodgeball, from our public schools. They say that dodgeball "causes injuries" and "encourages bullying" when it is played in elementary schools. They say the world would be a better place without dodgeball. To that I say: What a bunch of f**s! I mean seriously! I loved that damn game as a kid. It taught me how to be a man and I was able to identify which classmates would be future democrats based on their complete lack of dodgeball skills (I'm telling you, they threw like f**king girls). There are few things in life more satisfying than throwing a hard rubber ball at a liberal dork.

I may be older these days, but my love for dodgeball hasn't gone away. Just the other day I went into some liberal café, looked for the first *ussy on a laptop I could find, and proceeded to fire a dodgeball right at his liberal face. It was awesome – I nailed him bro! His coffee spilled all over the place, and best of all, he never stood up to me. What a typical liberal *ussy. Based on this great experience, I recommend that every red-blooded American go down to their local café with a dodgeball and follow my example. You'll get to see a liberal suffer and you will have fulfilled your American duty for the day. Everybody wins!

 
 




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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: insignifica.org

SPORTS HUMOR
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"Why do we, as a society, ridicule the children who use their brains and excel in school, and reward the ones who can run the fastest, or hit the hardest? Maybe it's because I was always picked last for kick ball, and the dodge ball always seemed to find my face...I dunno." -Wil Wheaton

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Sample quotes for 1001 Stupid Sports Quotes

"I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes."
- Denver Nuggets' Marcus Camby, who makes $8 million a year, on the NBA's proposed dress code

"I don't have to worry about what people think of me, whether they hate me or not. People hated on Jesus."
- Philadelphia Eagles WR Terrell Owens, comparing himself to Jesus

"If I'd have had a gun, I'd have probably shot him."
- Seattle manager Mike Hargrove, on Mariners reliever Julio Mateo, who gave up two solo homers while recording only two outs in the seventh against the Toronto Blue Jays (5/30/05)

"They are an NBA team, and it is hard to play those teams."
- Phoenix Suns Head Coach Mike D'Antoni, on the San Antonio Spurs (3/10/05)

"My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I'm too sensitive."
- Mike Tyson, former heavyweight champion, on his character flaws (3/10/05)

"Satan, take your hands off this team!"
- evangelist Carol Thomas, who led a prayer before a Hornets home game--she pleaded for a victory and blamed supernatural powers for New Orleans' struggles this season (3/2/05)

"I'll take 14 out of 15 any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year, any year of the century. I don't know what comes after century."
- Miami Heat's Shaquille O'Neal, on having the teams 14-game winning streak snapped (1/3/05)

"He scares me to death."
- O.J. Simpson, on the talents of Oklahoma running back Adrian Peterson (1/3/05)

"If, for example, a player were to go and stand in the center of the court and moon the fans, as far as we're concerned that's not on the court."
- NBA player union director Billy Hunter, arguing that Stern shouldn't have final authority on the Pacer's suspensions because the incident didn't constitute "on-court behavior" (12/9/04)

"The Marlins are committed to South Florida."
- Bruce Rubin, a spokesman for Marlins, after owner Jeffrey Loria met with Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman to discuss relocating the team (12/9/04)

"I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to [sleep with] everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."
- Anna Benson, explaining what would happen if husband / Mets' pitcher Kris cheated on her (12/7/04)

"Why would I want to help them win a title?" They're not doing anything for me. I'm at risk. I have a lot of risk here. I got my family to feed."
- Minnesota Timberwolves' Latrell Sprewell, on his contract negotiations (10/31/04)



 

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseball-almanac.com

BASEBALL QUOTE
 
"How hard is hitting? You ever walk into a pitch-black room full
of furniture that you've never been in before and try to walk through
 it without bumping into anything? Well, it's harder than that."
 
- Ted Kluszewski (1978)




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The 10 Most Bizarre Athlete Superstitions
by Ethan - March 6, 2008 - 3:14 PM

If any group has a reason to be superstitious, it's professional athletes. Since their livelihoods rely on their abilities to consistently replicate physical motions, it's hardly surprising that they often don't want to change anything about their routines once they find success. However, some stars take these rituals beyond their logical extremes. Jumping over the baselines when taking the field in baseball? Pretty standard. Wearing the same cup from high school on through your pro career like Mark McGwire reportedly did? Now we're getting a little more peculiar. Here are ten of our favorite truly absurd superstitions.

1. Kevin Rhomberg, Cleveland Indians

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Rhomberg played just 41 games in parts of three seasons with the Tribe from 1982-84. But in that short span, the outfielder managed to assert himself as possibly the big leagues' most superstitious player ever. Rhomberg's most peculiar superstition was that if someone touched him, he had to touch that person back. Although this compulsion was not as much of a liability as it might have been in basketball or football, it still led to some odd situations: if Rhomberg was tagged out while running the bases, he'd wait until the defense was clearing the field at inning's end to chase down the player who'd touched him.

Rhomberg also refused to make right turns while on the field, because baserunners are always turning left. So if a situation forced him to make a right turn, he'd go to his left and make a full circle to get moving in the correct direction.

2. Caron Butler, Washington Wizards


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When most of us want a glass of something heavily caffeinated that fluoresces green, we can just reach for a Mountain Dew. Sadly for Washington Wizards' All-Star small forward Caron Butler, he can't do the Dew whenever he wants anymore. As Butler told Dan Steinberg of the fantastic D.C. Sports Bog, he would guzzle a two-liter bottle of the sugary soda before and during every game dating back to his All-American career at the University of Connecticut. Butler would throw down half the bottle before the game, then finish it off at halftime. That is, until the Wizards clamped down and forced him to switch to a more traditional sports drink, water.

3. Mike Bibby, Atlanta Hawks

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Like fellow NBA star LeBron James, Bibby has been known to nervously bite and chew his nails during games. When relegated to the bench for a breather during games with the Sacramento Kings, Bibby would obsessively pick at his nails until he stumbled across a better solution: using fingernail clippers on the bench. The clippers became his superstition, and whenever Bibby came to the bench for timeouts, someone would hand him a set so he could go to work on his nails. [Image courtesy of Wild-Bills.com.]

4. Jason Terry, Dallas Mavericks

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Bibby and Terry, college teammates at Arizona, started another odd superstition while playing for the Wildcats. The restless pair slept in the uniform shorts the night before each Arizona game on the logic that it would make the game feel like it was starting sooner. When Terry broke into the NBA with the Atlanta Hawks, he decided to start wearing the shorts of the next day's opponent, instead. This ritual is fairly tenuous, though, as it requires Terry to procure a pair of uniform shorts from each opposing NBA team. Although his network of connections with equipment managers and former teammates has helped him out, he had to wear Mavericks shorts before each game of the 2006 NBA Finals since he couldn't find a pair of Heat trunks.

That's not Terry's only superstition, though; he wears knee-high socks as a tribute to his father, which seems normal. The catch is that Terry wears five pairs of them whenever he's on the court; he claims the extra hosiery is more comfortable. Like former third baseman Wade Boggs, Terry also insists on eating chicken before each game, a practice he also says started with Bibby at Arizona, making the 1997 Wildcats the most superstitious team to ever win the NCAA title. [Image courtesy of SI.com.]

5. Moises Alou, New York Mets

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Most baseball players wear batting gloves to absorb some of the shock of making contact with the ball and to improve their grip on the bat. A handful eschew gloves in favor of a barehanded approach, though, most famously outfielder Alou. Alou does have a system for avoiding calluses and hardening his skin: he urinates on his hands throughout the season. New York Yankees catcher Jorge Posada also employs this superstition to aid in his gloveless approach at the plate. The trick may be more gross than helpful, though: a 2004 article in Slate questioned the value of this superstition since urine contains urea, a key ingredient in moisturizers that actually soften the skin.

6. Bruce Gardiner, Ottawa Senators

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Gardiner spent five years as a forward in the NHL, most notably with the Senators. His superstition was even more unsettling than Alou's: before each game, Gardiner would dip the blade of his stick in the locker room toilet. Gardiner's strange superstition started in his rookie reason in Ottawa in 1996. After going several games without a point, he asked veteran Tom Chorske for advice. Chorske told Gardiner he was treating his stick too well and needed to teach the wood to respect him by dunking it in the toilet.

Although Gardiner was initially skeptical, after his cold streak extended for a few more games, he took Chorske's advice. He then got hot and started scoring, and he kept on hitting the bathroom before games. Gardiner eventually backed off of dunking his stick regularly, but he'd still go back to the tactic to end a slump. As he told NHL.com in 2007, "You tape it, you dunk it, and you don't touch it. I'd do anything for a couple of goals."

7. Ecuadorian National Soccer Team

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Ecuador's national team knew they needed help if they were to succeed at the 2006 World Cup in Germany. Even after practicing and preparing as well as they could, they were still looking for an edge. They found it in Tzamarenda Naychapi, a mystic who London's The Guardian called a "witch doctor-cum-shaman-cum-priest-type-fella," to help enlist the aide of supernatural spirits. Naychapi supposedly visited each of the twelve stadiums being used in the World Cup and chased away any lingering evil spirits and worked a little magic on the pitches and goals themselves. By all accounts the magic worked; although Ecuador is not a traditional soccer powerhouse they defeated Poland and Costa Rica in group play to advance to the Round of 16, where they lost to England 1-0 on a David Beckham goal.

8. Turk Wendell, Major League Baseball

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The eccentric reliever pitched for four teams between 1993 and 2004 and posted some solid seasons in that span. However, he's most remembered for his vast collection of bizarre superstitions. Among Wendell's more notable quirks was his requirement that he chew four pieces of black licorice while pitching. At the end of each inning, he'd spit them out, return to the dugout, and brush his teeth, but only after taking a flying leap over the baseline. Wendell, an avid hunter, also took the mound wearing a necklace adorned with trophies from animals he had harvested, including mountain lion claws and the teeth of wild pigs and buffalo. When compared to these superstitions, Wendell's other little oddities (drawing three crosses in the dirt on the mound, always throwing the rosin bag down as hard as he could, and insisting figures in his contract end in 99 as a tribute to his jersey number) don't seem so strange.

9. NASCAR Drivers

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Drivers in the top stock-car circuit have their share of superstitions, including green cars being bad luck and a hesitance to carry $50 bills. Possibly the most inexplicable, though, is their adamant refusal to deal with peanuts in their hulls. Specifically, the hulls seem to bother drivers since shelled peanuts or nuts in candy bars are perfectly kosher for the track.

No one is quite sure from where this superstition springs, but it has almost certainly been around since NASCAR's beginnings. One theory dates the tradition back to a 1937 race in Nashville in which peanut shells were sprinkled on the cars of five drivers, all of whom crashed during the race. Another possible backstory holds that one of Junior Johnson's crew was eating peanuts when an engine blew, and the blame fell on the nuts themselves. Others claim that when racing was gaining popularity in the 1930s, mechanics would often find peanut shells from the nearby grandstands in the cylinders of engines that had failed. Whatever the origin, don't take peanuts to the track with you. Any other kind of nut or legume is okay, but peanut shells will only cause misfortune. [Image courtesy of SavvyCenter.com]

10. John Henderson, Jacksonville Jaguars

Lining up across from Jaguars defensive tackle Henderson would be pretty terrifying under the best circumstances; the behemoth stands 6'7" and weighs 335 pounds. The former University of Tennessee star has an even more intimidating pregame superstition, though: he has assistant team trainer Joe Sheehan slap him open-handed across the face as hard as Sheehan possibly can. According to the Florida Times-Union, Henderson and Sheehan began the ritual during the 2003 season as a way to get Henderson amped up for the game by taking the day's first hit in a controlled environment in the locker room. Apparently the strategy works, as Henderson has twice made the Pro Bowl since Sheehan started unloading on him.

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TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES
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OSAKA, Japan – Breaux Greer busted out while many who attended a recent press conference featuring the American record-holder in the javelin busted up in response to his resurgent verbal antics.
It was a refreshing vision at the adidas store in downtown Osaka on Friday morning, watching Greer transition from a subdued dude after the U.S. outdoor championships back to a funny fellow in Japan.
Greer, who has a reputation for loose-tongued humor, apologized at the U.S. press conference for not being funny while reflecting on his eighth consecutive national title.
When asked in Japan about the camaraderie between him and his buddy, 2004 Olympic javelin champion Andreas Thorkildsen, who sat to Greer's left, the American delivered the perfect setup line for his first joke of impact.
"Over time we've become really good friends," he said. "The best part about me and Andreas is we're on the field and we have no ego about it. We're there to support each other, believe it or not. If he blows out a shoe, loses some spikes, I've got him covered. That's a comfort level we have out there. It's almost like we're a team out there in a weird way."
He paused for dramatic effect.
"Girls, too, you know," he said. Greer then looked at Thorkildsen, who raised his eyebrows, smirked and extended his hand toward Greer, perhaps saying, "yes, go on," as if he's seen this time and time before.
"He brings them home and I take over after that," Greer said, prompting hearty laughter from Thorkildsen and the throng of media.
"That's what we do," he said, smiling now. "It's a team. We're a good team. Tell all your friends."
Thorkildsen, the straight man, sat back in his chair and chuckled.
A few minutes later, Greer was asked if he feels like a star in the United States.
"I do track in the U.S.," he said with sarcasm. "I'm not anybody. My next-door neighbor has no idea who I am. They just see me bringing in spears. They say, 'What the hell is this guy doing?'"
He then appeared bored with the questions.
"But aside from that, we've got some good looking dudes up here. Look at this."
Greer cracks his signature sly smile, looks at Thorkildsen and then right to Derrick Atkins, a sprinter from Barbados also at the news conference. "I just want you to know that."
Later, Greer was asked why he apologized for not bringing his humor A game at the U.S. championships news conference. Was his humor subpar due to the sparse media crowd in attendance? Does he need a large audience to perform more profoundly? No. It was by design.
"They told me to tone it down, so I was just kind of being a lame ass out there," he said. "That's just not me. So I'm glad to be able to speak my mind. Even though I'll be the first to admit I'm not the greatest role model. I'm not the greatest guy behind a microphone because things just come and I've got a bad mouth."
Saying that could be compared calling the whistling tea pot hot.
What bred Greer's juvenile jocularity? Perhaps it was a way to tolerate the trials of his youth. He grew up amid tough conditions near Monroe, La.. Those conditions included an absent father. After the group news conference, he talked more somberly about drug deals gone badly and suicides in his youthful environment. More than a dozen have died from a rough life on the streets.
"I now what's important, my family and friends," he said. "If I throw the javelin far, who cares? There's much more to life than what we're doing here. It's just a fun thing to do in the meanwhile."
Greer escaped in part by competing in athletics. Gifted with a 96-mph fastball, he was drafted by Major League Baseball as a pitcher out of high school. Greer tried out for the track team during his senior year to take a break from baseball. He tried the pole vault, but only cleared 10 feet and thought it was stupid. He saw a member of the team throw the javelin and gave it a try. Two weeks later he received a track scholarship at Northeast Louisiana University.
He's finished 12th in the 2000 and 2004 Olympics. Injury and inexperience have prevented him from advancing to a world championship final in his two previous chances in 2003 and 2005. He says he's endured about a dozen surgeries. He was one of the favorites entering the 2004 games in Greece.
"When you're kind of expected to win, you have everything in your corner," he said. "Somebody's dangling a gold medal in front of you. That was rough. It was the worst thing that in my life that could happen, at the same time it was the best. So now everything's a bonus. So I don't stress out about anything."
Greer is one of the more veteran athletes on the U.S. world championship team, but he is clearly the most public king of the team's comedic court. It's refreshing to see Greer infuse humor into press conferences that sometimes attempt to follow a certain protocol.
"I've been through the struggle, a lot of injury problems, a lot of surgeries," he said.
"The struggle to get here has helped me I've sent he worst of the worst. I've got my friends, my family and god. And that's what's kept me going."
Along with his sophomoric, but refreshing, sense of humor.


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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: britishcouncil.org


WINTER SPORTS - TRIVIA \ QUOTES:
 
History
The exact time and process by which humans first learned to ice skate is not known, though archaeologists believe the activity was widespread. The convenience and efficiency of ice skating to cross large, icy areas is shown in archaeological evidence by the finding of primitive animal bone ice skates in places such as Russia, Scandinavia, Great Britain, the Netherlands, Germany, and Switzerland. The first recorded skates were found at the bottom of a lake in Switzerland and dated back to 3000BC. The runners were made from bones of cattle. They were ground down until they formed a flat gliding surface, and thongs tied them to the feet.
Persons
Sondre Norheim, born Sondre Auverson, (June 10, 1825 – March 9, 1897) was a Norwegian skier and pioneer of modern skiing. Born at Øverbø and raised in Morgedal in the municipality of Kviteseid in Telemark, he took to downhill skiing as a recreational activity, rising to local fame for his skills. He made important innovations in skiing technology by designing new equipment, such as different bindings and shorter skis with curved sides to facilitate turns. In 1868 he won the first national skiing competition in Christiania, beating his younger competitors by a large margin. His reputation grew, and eventually made Norwegian words like ski and slalom known worldwide.
At the 2002 Winter Olympic Games in Salt Lake City, the men's 1000 m short track event saw one of the unlikeliest results in sports history. Australian Steven Bradbury, who would have been eliminated in the quarterfinals but for the disqualification of Marc Gagnon, advanced to the final when three of the four other competitors in his semifinal crashed out on the final lap. In the final, Bradbury was fifth going into the final lap, when another collision left him the last man standing. Bradbury was able to avoid the pileup, becoming the first Winter Olympic gold medallist from the Southern Hemisphere. Many Australians saw this as a painfully humorous example of the country's struggle for competitiveness in winter sports, being that it took for all other competitors to crash for an Aussie to win. The phrase "to do a Bradbury" has since entered the Australian lexicon meaning to succeed through the failure of others.
Film
Cool Runnings (1993): directed by Jon Turteltaub and starring Leon, Doug E. Doug, Rawle D. Lewis and Malik Yoba. Tagline: One Dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty Below Zero. Plot outline: Based on the true story of the First Jamacian bobsled team trying to make it to the winter olympics.
Numbers
The Yukon Quest Sled Dog Race is an international dog mushing race held every February.
A single musher ("driver") and a team of 12 to 14 sled dogs race for 10 to 14 days, following the historic 1890's Klondike Gold Rush and river mail delivery routes. The mushers, who must pack up to 250 lbs of equipment and provisions for themselves and the sled dogs, are permitted to drop the sled dogs for rest, are not allowed to replace the sled, and cannot accept any help except when they reach Dawson City, Yukon, the halfway mark of the race. Ten checkpoints, some more than 200 miles (300 km) apart, and 4 dog drops lie along the trail.
The race route runs on frozen rivers, across open water and bad ice; over four mountain ranges, reaching an elevation of 3,800 feet (1,160 m); and through isolated, northern villages. Racers cover 1,020 miles (1,643 km), as temperatures commonly can drop to −40 to −60 °F (−40 to −60 °C) on the rivers, and winds can reach 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) on the mountain summits .
The 2007 race purse of USD $200,000 will be divided among the top 15 finishing teams and the winner takes home $40,000.
Thing
Skijoring is a winter dog- or horse-powered sport popularized in North America and derived from the Scandinavian sport of pulka. It involves a horse or from one to three dogs hitched directly to a human being on skis. Skijoring can also take place behind a snowmobile or an all terrain carrier such as the Bandvagn 206. In this case, several skiers or soldiers can be towed on the same rope. The rope is passed around the skiers skipoles and continues to the next person in line. Skiers then preferably hang on to their skipoles, supported by their arms. Straddling the rope, and "sitting" on the skipoles as shown on the "Skijoring in Norway" link is not advisable, since this means you cant easily let go of the rope in case of a fall. Skijoring was a demonstration sport in the 1928 Winter Olympics.
Wordplay
The following are all winter sports-related puns (an amusing use of a word or phrase which has several meanings or which sounds like another word):

People in Switzerland can't learn to ski without a lot of alp.
A skier retired because he was going downhill.
Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.
A skier who loses a race on a cold day will have a frosty disposition.
Two strangers skated to the middle of a frozen pond and broke the ice.
Figure skaters don't like to be in a rut.
Date
Tonya Harding became notorious for allegedly conspiring to harm competitor Nancy Kerrigan in an attack, which occurred on January 6, 1994 at a practice session during the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championships. Harding's ex-husband Jeff Gillooly hired Shane Stant to strike Kerrigan on the knee. Harding won that event, while Kerrigan's injury forced her withdrawal. After Harding admitted to helping to cover up the attack, the USFSA and United States Olympic Committee initiated proceedings to remove her from the 1994 Olympic team, but Harding retained her place after threatening legal action. She finished eighth while Kerrigan, recovered from her injuries, finished second.
Quotes
A man learns to skate by staggering about making a fool of himself; indeed, he progresses in all things by making a fool of himself. (George Bernard Shaw)

In skating over thin ice, our safety is in our speed. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks. (Ruth Westheimer)
Proverbs
If you walk on snow you cannot hide your footprints. (Chinese)
Mountains are used to snow. (Greek)
Before you love, learn to run through snow without leaving footprints. (Turkish)
A good deed is written on snow. (Estonian)
As the snow melts the filth shows through. (Italian)
The larger a man's roof, the more snow it collects. (Persian)
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads its innocence. (Traditional)
The north wind does blow, and we shall have snow. (Traditional)
 
Country
Norway is the country that has won most medals at the Winter Olympic Games between 1924 to 2006, with 98 gold, 98 silver and 84 bronze giving a total of 280. The United States is second (216 medals) and the Soviet Union third (194).


 

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