SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, September 18, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: huffingtonpost.com

Image: hartlands.com
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BASEBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
A baseball fanatic demonstrates famous batting stances on video
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David Letterman hosts "batting stance guy" on his late night talk show
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Click here to view ===> BATTING STANCE GUY
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: newscientist.com

SPORTS TRIVIA
Science article cites possible obsessive compulsive behavior by elite athletes
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Sports Stars and Their Pre-game Rituals
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Soccer star Kolo Toure, central defender for Arsenal and the Ivory Coast, likes to be last onto the pitch.
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Curtis Martin, running back for the New York Jets in the US National Football League, reads Psalm 91 before each game.
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In the 1998 soccer World Cup, French defender Laurent Blanc would kiss the shaven head of goalkeeper Fabien Barthez before the kick off of each game.
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Marshall Faulk, former running back with the Indianapolis Colts and the St Louis Rams, habitually wore all black on the way to the stadium.
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Basketball superstar Michael Jordan always wore his North Carolina college shorts under his Chicago Bulls uniform/
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World tennis player Rafael Nadal of Spain: His water bottles must be lined up, with the labels facing the baseline he is playing from.
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Editor's note:
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The copyright police oversee the reproduction of the original article,
so notice this post has a 200-word limit I had to meet - OR ELSE!!!
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Also notice no quotes this time - sorry!!!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mindsupport.co.uk

"DINNER BELL" MEL TURPIN
( MEL'S NICKNAME DEFINES HIS SHORT NBA CAREER )
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DIETING QUOTES
Quotes about dieting, a health and fitness issue that impacts on
the ambitions and careers of athletes in every sport
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
~Author Unknown
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
~Ed Bluestone
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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
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Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
~Beth McCollister
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Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.
~Author Unknown
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Click here to view ===> QUOTES ABOUT DIETING
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Editor's note:
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With all due respect to Mr. Turpin, I am only repeating what fellow
basketball fans would say whenever I viewed him as a starting center
in the NBA: "Dinner Bell" Mel?
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So, since I still know only sports names, stats, and trivia, I always
yield to fans who are far more knowledgeable regarding nuances
and intricacies of all the sports and abilities of all the participants.
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The nickname is a personal sports favorite and may have nothing
to do with Turpin's abilities or career, so take the above reference
with a grain of salt - what do I know!!!
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