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GOLF SLANG
A golf forum member cites terms used to describe golf shots
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A Kate Moss - A bit thin
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Hitting a Saddam Hussein - going from bunker to bunker.
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Condom Shot - It didnt feel right but it is safe.
Hitting a Saddam Hussein - going from bunker to bunker.
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Condom Shot - It didnt feel right but it is safe.
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Son in Law Shot - It could have been better. -or- not what you wanted, but it'll do.
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A Diego Maradonna - Nasty little five footer.
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A Paula Radcliffe - Ugly, but a good runner.
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Making love to your sister - It's down there but you're not proud of it.
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An Adolf Hitler - Taking two shots in a bunker
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A Kate Winslett - A bit fat but otherwise perfect
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A Rodney King - Over-clubbed
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A Salman Rushdie - An impossible read
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An OJ Simpson - sliced it, but got away with it
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A Nancy Kerrigan - shot that is knee high and if hit someone would take em out
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An Elephant's A$$ - it's high and it stinks
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A Palestine - a swing that every teaching pro has had a look at but none can fix.
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An Air India Jumbo - you can tell it's going to sink even before it hits the ground.
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A Miss Piggy - fat, but hugs the green.
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A Mrs Robinson shot - you should not be taking it on but it just looks so damn tempting.
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A Bill Clinton - any lie you come across.
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A Tony Blair - every bad lie there's ever been.
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A George Bush - can't get out of the sand.
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A China - a club with too many members.
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A Snot - could turn into bogey very easily.
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A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole.
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A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water
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A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
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A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
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An Elvis - caught in a trap
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A Sonny Bono - when you know you hit one into the trees and it lands HAARRDD.
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A Natalie Wood - She's in the water and gone for good.
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