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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
NFL quotes from yesteryear cited on a football forum's message boards
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Philadelphia Eagles head coach Buddy Ryan talking about RB Earnest Jackson
"Trade him for a six pack....it doesn't even have to be cold "
"Trade him for a six pack....it doesn't even have to be cold "
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Mike Ditka (about starting qb)
"Whoever starts, starts! Whoever doesn't backs him up!
"Whoever starts, starts! Whoever doesn't backs him up!
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Mike Holmgren
"My pee-wee team can run this play better than you guys! And I pay them in popsicles, not millions of dollars!"
"My pee-wee team can run this play better than you guys! And I pay them in popsicles, not millions of dollars!"
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Matt Hasselbeck
"OW! I just got stung by a bee!"
Matt Hasselbeck
"OW! I just got stung by a bee!"
(Walks over to trainer) "Do I pee on it?"
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"I'd like to go get my Magnum and blow his I luv my behind away"
- Otis Wilson in response to Green Bay's Charles Martin after a dirty hit on Jim McMahon
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Jets coach from about 20 years ago (I can't remember if it was Kotite or someone else) in his press conference after a loss.
"There are 3 kinds of running backs. The kind that run over trees .... the kind that run around trees .... and the kind we have. They run into trees."
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Florida A&M coach from years ago on what he looked for in new recruits:
(Editor's note: The coach pronounced each requirement to rhyme with mile)
"They must be a-gile, mo-bile, and hos-tile!"
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