SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, September 4, 2009

FUINNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: boards.chicagobears.com


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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
NFL quotes from yesteryear cited on a football forum's message boards
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Philadelphia Eagles head coach Buddy Ryan talking about RB Earnest Jackson
"Trade him for a six pack....it doesn't even have to be cold "
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Mike Ditka (about starting qb)
"Whoever starts, starts! Whoever doesn't backs him up!
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Mike Holmgren
"My pee-wee team can run this play better than you guys! And I pay them in popsicles, not millions of dollars!"
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Matt Hasselbeck
"OW! I just got stung by a bee!"
(Walks over to trainer) "Do I pee on it?"
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"I'd like to go get my Magnum and blow his I luv my behind away"
- Otis Wilson in response to Green Bay's Charles Martin after a dirty hit on Jim McMahon
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Jets coach from about 20 years ago (I can't remember if it was Kotite or someone else) in his press conference after a loss.
"There are 3 kinds of running backs. The kind that run over trees .... the kind that run around trees .... and the kind we have. They run into trees."
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Florida A&M coach from years ago on what he looked for in new recruits:
(Editor's note: The coach pronounced each requirement to rhyme with mile)
"They must be a-gile, mo-bile, and hos-tile!"
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