SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, February 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: vaam-power.com

Quotes about Running

"Pressure is nothing more than the shadow of great opportunity." Michael Johnson

"I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race."
Johnny Gray

"I always loved running...it was something you could do by yourself, and under your own power. You could go in any direction, fast or slow as you wanted, fighting the wind if you felt like it, seeking out new sights just on the strength of your feet and the courage of your lungs."
Jesse Owens

"It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse."
Ann Trason

"Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts."
Steve Prefontaine

"The gun goes off and everthing changes... the world changes... and nothing else really matters."
Patti Sue Plummer

"You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming."
Frank Shorter

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
Doug Larson

"If you start to feel good during an ultra, dont' worry you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault

"The woods are lovely dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep."
Robert Frost

"I have met my hero, and he is me."
George Sheehan

"No negative thoughts cross my mind on race day. When I look into their eyes, I know I'm going to beat them."
Danny Harris

"Tough times don't last but tough people do."
A.C. Green

"I cannot have survival as my only goal. That would be too boring. My goal is to come back in my best running form. It is good for me to have that goal; it will help me."
Ludmila Engquist (Olympic champion hurdler facing cancer and chemotherapy)

"When I came back, after all those stories about Hitler and his snub, I came back to my native country, and I could not ride in the front of the bus. I had to go to the back door. I couldn't live where I wanted. Now what's the difference?"
Jesse Owens

"There are clubs you can't belong to, neighborhoods you can't live in, schools you can't get into, but the roads are always open."
Nike

"What matters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
Jules Renard

"I've always felt that long, slow distance produces long, slow runners."
Sebastian Coe

"We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
Will Rogers

"The will to win means nothing if you haven't the will to prepare."   - Juma Ikangaa, 1989 NYC Marathon winner

Quotes about Cross Country Running
 
Stadiums are for spectators. We runners have nature and that is much better.
Juha Väätäinen, Finland

The start of a World Cross Country event is like riding a horse in the middle of a buffalo stampede. It's a thrill if you keep up, but one slip and you're nothing but hoof prints.
Ed Eyestone

The freedom of Cross Country is so primitive. It's woman vs. Nature.
Lynn Jennings

Quotes about Marathon Running

To describe the agony of a marathon to someone who's never run it is like trying to explain color to someone who was born blind.
Jerome Drayton

Marathon running is a terrible experience: monotonous, heavy, and exhausting.
Veikko Karvonen, 1954 European and Boston Marathon Champ

You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming.
Frank Shorter

Marathoning is like cutting yourself unexpectedly. You dip into the pain so gradually that the damage is done before you are aware of it. Unfortunately, when awareness comes, it is excruciating.
John Farrington, Australian marathoner

There is the truth about the marathon and very few of you have written the truth. Even if I explain to you, you'll never understand it, you're outside of it.
Douglas Wakiihuri speaking to journalists

We are different, in essence, from other men. If you want to win something, run 100 meters. If you want to experience something, run a marathon.
Emil Zatopek





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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: globalsportscoaching.com

The Legends Speak Out

 
Tennis Quotes:

 

"It was an art and act I came to perfect.  It was part of my armoury.  I felt if my opponent didn't know what I was thinking then I was invincible."

Bjorn Borg

 

"Jimmy Conners doesn't like to lose, not even in practice."

Jimmy Arias

 

"Foot speed is the most important element in men's tennis today.  With the players bigger and stronger and equipment more powerful, speed is essential."

Pat McEnroe

 

"You can have a certain arrogance, and I think that's fine, but what you should never lose, is the respect for the others"

Steffi Graff

 

"Every Women on the tour should walk up to Billie Jean King and say thank you.  For she single-handedly made women's professional tennis what it is.

Chris Evert

 

"Champions keep playing until they get it right"

Billie Jean King

 

"You can be the best ball striker there is. But, if you can't get to the ball, it doesn't matter"

Martina Navratilova

 

"There is a very fine line between undertraining and overtraining, and the spot right between those two extremes is peak perform"

Chris Evert

 

"Training the body to obey the mind as I have done differs from the more conventional method of getting the mind to obey the body."

Chris Evert

 

"You can't measure success if you have never failed."

Steffi Graff

 

"Tennis essentially remains a game of artistry and psychology between two individuals that must be won with brains as well as with the body."

 

"Your game is only as good as your second serve."

John Newcombe

 

 "He has the comfortable middle-class look about him.  The English middle class basically don't have the stomach for a fight."

Pat Cash on Brit Tim Henman

 

"Tennis judges are usually frustrated tennis guys who didn't make it, or it people who want to be around the sport."

John McEnroe

 

"There is nothing I wouldn't do on court in order to win."

Boris Becker

 

"I didn't start a war.  Nobody died. I only lost a tennis match, nothing more.

Boris Becker

 

"You're always striving to play that perfect match."

Chris Evert

 

"Often after I lost a tournament, I'd be out practising harder than ever to make up my mind I wasn't going to loose the next one."

Margaret Court

 





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