FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.com

CRICKET QUOTES
Asylum.com presents its all-time greatest cricket sledges
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Bill Woodfull vs Douglas Jardine (1932-33)
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As Australian captain during the infamous Bodyline English tour of Australia, Bill Woodfull had to manage incredible tension between his team and the English heroes cheats.
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Englishman Douglas Jardine may have been ruthless on the field, but he couldn't take an insult.
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After complaining to Woodfull that a slips fielder swore at him while at bat, Woodfull asked his compatriots:
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"All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.com

NOW THIS IS JUST THE REASON! MADONNA, PLEASE! NOW YOU'VE MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN!!!

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CRICKET HUMOR
Cricket and sex are combined by Asylum.com for your entertainment.
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Kudos first to the eye candy police:
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The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.
Nietzsche, Friedrich
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Source: quotationsbook.com
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So, there's the quote to justify the following display
of completely unleashed eye candy.
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And here is the alert to youngsters: ADULTS ONLY!!!
(That is for the eye candy police also.)
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And here is the alert to the very senior members:
REMEMBER YOUR HEART, "OLD FOLKS"!!!
(Again, for the eye candy police)
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SPORTS QUOTES?
Not this time - it is eye candy time!!!
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There are some lady athletes and references to
sports and sightings at sports arenas, so that
should suffice for the sports aspect.
(You know the deal - this is for eye candy police!)
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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
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Click here to view ===> EYE CANDY UNLEASHED! NOW LET US PRAY!

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MORE EYE CANDY FROM THE SUPERSTAR HERSELF, MADONNA!!!

That's right! With her superstar singing voice, now also enjoy her music video:

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Source: youtube.com

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JUSTIFICATION FOR THE MADNESS:
See Nietzsche's quote above
(Last tip of the cap to the eye candy police! )
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Rememeber this is a sports humor site, amigos!
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Have a good day!!!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: findarticles.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Selected one-liner quotes for coaches
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The only time to recruit big, slow athletes is when you're coaching a tug-of-war team.
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Never ask anyone who isn't a role model to act like one.
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Anytime a coach tells you he never choked anyone in his life, go to the videotape.
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