SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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Monday, January 21, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseballsteroidera.com

Charles Yesalis Author, Epidemiologist
 
"The most rigorous drug testing systems have loopholes through which I could drive every M1 Abrams tank we own, and not scrape the body armor."
 
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Players Linked to Steroids and Human Growth Hormone (hGH)

All players who have admitted, tested positive or have been tied to substantial accusational media reports. Use the menu to read about how each player is connected to the era.

*Used prohormones. Legal in the U.S. and MLB at the time, prohormaones are now illegal and considered an anabolic steroid.
 




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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseballssteroidera.com

Memorable Baseball's Steroid Era Quotes
 
This collection of quotations aims to contain not only famous steroid quotes, but the most poignant, controversial, and historically significant quotes from Baseball's Steroid Era.

Full Steroid Era Quotation List

Hank Aaron

"At his age, you have to ask, 'Did he accomplish all of this by rejuvenating his strength from day to day with those substances?'
Quote Source: BBC Sports, Regarding Barry Bonds, December, 7 2004

"I know that when you reach a certain age, you just don't bounce back as quickly as you think you can when you are playing all of those games."
Quote Source: BBC Sports, Regarding Barry Bonds, December, 7 2004

Greg Anderson

"The whole thing is, everything that I've been doing at this point, it's all undetectable. See the stuff I have, we created it, and you can't buy it anywhere else, can't get it anywhere else, but you can take it the day of (the test), pee, and it comes up perfect."
Quote Source: Recording, SF Chronicle, October 16, 2004

"See like Marion Jones and them; it's the same stuff that they went to the Olympics with, and they test them every f---ing week at the Olympics, so that's why I know it works, so that's why I'm not even tripping. So, it's cool."
Quote Source: Recording, Game of Shadows, March 23, 2006

"Do we know when they're gonna do it? Oh, I have an idea. See, the lab that does this stuff is the lab that does.. I'll know like probably a week in advance or two weeks in advance before they're going to do it."
Quote Source: Recording, SF Chronicle, October 16, 2004

Dusty Baker

"It's like McCarthyism or something."
Quote Source: USA Today, Regarding Steroids, Feb. 24, 2004

Barry Bonds

"Can you get my son [on camera) too, just not on me? So you guys can show the pain you're causing my whole family."
Quote Source: MLB.com, Mar. 23, 2004

"I never asked Greg. When he said it was flaxseed oil, I just said, whatever."
Quote Source: Bonds' Grand Jury Testimony, Dec. 4, 2003

"Doctors ought to quit worrying about what ballplayers are taking. What players take doesn't matter. It's nobody else's business. The doctors should spend their time looking for cures for cancer. It takes more than muscles to hit homers. If all those guys were using stuff, how come they're not all hitting homers?"
Quote Source: Associated Press, May 21, 2002

"No. I don't have to [use steroids]. I mean, I'm a good enough ballplayer as it is. I don't need to be any better. I can't get any better at this age."
Quote Source: Bonds @ On the Record with Bob Costas, June 2002

"I never asked. When he said it was flaxseed oil, I just said, 'Whatever.' It was in the ballpark.. in front of everybody. I mean, all the reporters, my teammates, I mean they all saw it. I didn't hide it."
Quote Source: Bonds' Grand Jury Testimony, Dec. 4, 2003

"All you guys lied! All of y'all and the story have lied. Should you have asterisks behind your name? All of you lied. All of you have said something wrong. All of you have dirt. When your closet's clean, then come clean somebody else's."
Quote Source: USA Today, Feb. 22, 2005

"I don't know if steroids are going to help you in baseball. I just don't believe it. I don't believe steroids can help eye-hand coordination [and] technically hit a baseball."
Quote Source: USA Today, Feb. 22, 2005

"You wanted me to jump off the bridge; I finally have jumped. You wanted to bring me down, you've finally brought me and my family down. You've finally done it. So now go kick a different person. I'm done. I'll do the best I can and that's about it. [I'm talking about] inner hurt. I'm physically, mentally done. I'm mentally drained. Tired of my kids crying."
Quote Source: MLB.com, Mar. 23, 2004

Bret Boone

"Who is to say someone's wrong for doing it? I don't know if they're good or bad. If you abuse anything, there are going to be effects down the road. If steroids are done in moderation, done correctly and safely, it might be an option."
Quote Source: USA Today, Jul. 7, 2002

"If I took steroids, I could dunk. Never mind baseball, I could play in the NBA."
Quote Source: ESPN, May 30, 2002

Tom Boswell Journalist

"(Canseco) is the most conspicuous example of a player who has made himself great with steroids."
Quote Source: CBS News, Sept. 1988

Ken Caminiti

"The stronger you get, the more relaxed you get. You feel good. You just let it fly. If you don't feel good, you try so hard to make something happen. You grip the bat harder and swing harder and that's when you tighten up. But you get that edge when you feel strong. That's the way I felt. I felt strong, like I could just try to meet the ball and -- wham! -- it's going to go 1,000 mph. Man, I felt good. I'd think, Damn, this pitcher's in trouble and I'd crush the ball 450 feet with almost no effort. It's all about getting an edge."
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

"It's still a hand-eye coordination game, but the difference [with steroids] is the ball is going to go a little farther. Some of the balls that would go to the warning track will go out. That's the difference."
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

"My body was torn up and broken down but it felt good [on steroids]. I felt like a kid. I was running better. I'd be running the bases and think, 'Man, I'm fast!' And I had never been that fast. But I was. Steroids made me like that."
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

"I would say there are only a couple of guys on a team that don't take greenies before a game. One or two guys. That's called going out there naked. And you hear it all the time from teammates, 'You're not going to play naked, are you?' And even the guys who are against greenies may be taking diet pills or popping 25 caffeine pills and they're up there with their hands shaking. So how good is that? This game is so whacked out that guys will take anything to get an edge. You got a pill that will make me feel better? Let me have it"
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

Jose Canseco

"The players and owners disagree on most things, but when it comes to making money, they're on the same page."
Quote Source: Canseco @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

"Yes. We spoke and educated three or four players there.. Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Ivan Rodriguez. I injected them. Absolutely."
Quote Source: 60 Minutes, Aug. 7, 2005

"After batting practice or right before the game, Mark (McGwire) and I would duck into a stall in the men's room, load up our syringes, and inject ourselves. I always injected myself, because I had practiced enough to know just what I was doing, but often I would inject Mark as well."
Quote Source: Juiced, Feb. 14, 2005

"The national past-time is juiced."
Quote Source: Canseco @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

"Over the years I've been diagnosed with arthritis, scoliosis, degenerative disc disease, you name it. I truly believe I would be in a wheelchair today if steroids hadn't been available to me. I need steroids and human growth hormone just to live."
Quote Source: Juiced, Feb. 14, 2005

"(Giambi) became the single most vocal, outright juicer in the game, and nobody cared."
Quote Source: Juiced, Feb. 14, 2005

Roger Clemens

"Grimsley never worked out with me or Andy at any point. I don't know where that's coming from. When it's going to take a serious turn for me is when one of my sponsors pull out, then somebody's going to be responsible for that. Then my lawyers will take over from there."
Quote Source: Boston Globe, Oct. 2, 2006

Paxton Crawford

"It's like playing with fire."
Quote Source: ESPN, Jun. 22, 2006

Chad Curtis

"You might have one team where eight guys play naked and another team where nobody does, but that sounds about right. Steroids are popular, but quite a lot more guys take [amphetamines] than steroids. I'm talking about illegal stuff. Speed.. ritalin, which is legal only with a doctor's prescription.. Sometimes guys don't even know what they're taking. One guy will take some pills out of his locker and tell somebody else, 'Here, take one of these. You'll feel better.' And the other guy will take it and not even know what it is"
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated, Jan. 18, 2005

"There are two things that might stop a person from using steroids: a moral obligation -- they're illegal -- and a fear of the medical complications. I was 100 percent against the use of steroids. But I must tell you, I would not fear the medical side of it. I fully agree you can take them safely."
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

"When I was in New York, a player there told me that hGH was the next big thing, that that's the road the game's heading down next. Now you see guys whose facial features, jawbones and cheekbones change after they're 30. Do they think that happens naturally? You go, 'What happened to that guy?' Then you'll hear him say he worked out over the winter and put on 15 pounds of muscle. I'm sorry, working out is not going to change your facial features."
Quote Source: Sports Illustrated Magazine, Jun. 3, 2002

Normar Garciaparra

"Who would do the testing? Will results be kept private? Or will they be leaked to the media? What about false positives? You think it's going to be confidential? I laugh at that."
Quote Source: ESPN, Jul. 8, 2002

Jason Giambi

"Steroids don't help you hit a baseball."
Quote Source: USA Today, Jul. 7, 2002

"Guys that work their butts off and they're hitting home runs, now it's because they're on steroids. Even injuries, a guy gets hurt, 'Oh, he's on steroids.' It's a little sickening to me."
Quote Source: ESPN, Jul. 8, 2002

Tony Gwynn

"It's like the big secret we're not supposed to talk about.. I think we all have our suspicions who's on the stuff, but unless someone comes out and admits to it, who'll ever know for sure."
Quote Source: Los Angeles Times, June 1995

Jeff Kent

"Do I feel cheated?... All the non-users feel cheated. I think in a silent way, a lot of people who hadn't cheated over the years are happy with the way the media exposed the problem, and they're happy we're making progress toward evening the playing field."
Quote Source: San Francisco Chronicle, Mar. 3, 2005

"I worry about the game. I worry about if my kids want to be big-league players, like those kids out there (at the Dodgers' training site). I worry about the game not being clean and them not getting an opportunity. This problem has filtered to the kids at the high school and college level, and that's a shame."
Quote Source: San Francisco Chronicle, Mar. 3, 2005

Rafael Palmeiro

"I have never used steroids. Period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never"
Quote Source: Palmeiro @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

"I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period."
Quote Source: Statement after being suspended, Aug. 1, 2005

Rickey Henderson

"The article said 50%. Well, I'm not one of them, so that's 49% right there."
Quote Source: Baseball Prospectus Quotations, May 27 - June 2, 2002

Donald Hooton Father of Steroid Victim

"Players that are guilty of taking steroids are not only cheaters, you are cowards.. Show our kids that you're man enough to face authority, tell the truth and face the consequences. Instead, you hide behind the skirts of your union, and with the help of management and your lawyers you've made every effort to resist facing the public today."
Quote Source: Hooton of Plano, Texas, father of a high school baseball player who committed suicide in 2003 after steroid use @ Congressional Hearing

David Justice

"Half the players? Come on, I look around the clubhouse, and I don't see anybody with signs of steroid use. I don't know of anyone who came to camp 20-30 pounds heavier."
Quote Source: USA Today, Jul. 7, 2002

Tom Lantos

"I increasingly feel a theater of the absurd unfolding here."
Quote Source: Lantos, D-Calif @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

Tony La Russa

"If you want privacy go play semi-pro ball. drug use (including steroids) hurts baseball. Why should we pay millions of dollars to these guys and have they go on the disabled list?"
Quote Source: USA Today, Jul. 7, 2002

"He's been doing it for a year and two months, people cheering 'C'mon Mark, we want you to hit one.' Boom, he hits one! How does he do it? I have no idea, except that he's remarkable."
Quote Source: USA Today, Jul. 7, 2002

Mark McGwire

"Everybody I know in the game of baseball uses the same stuff I use."
Quote Source: Associated Press, Regarding Androstenedione, Aug. 22, 1998

"I'm not here to talk about the past."
Quote Source: McGwire @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

"Asking me or any other player to answer questions about who took steroids in front of television cameras will not solve the problem... My lawyers have advised me that I cannot answer these questions without jeopardizing my friends, my family and myself. I intend to follow their advice."
Quote Source: McGwire @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

Robert Millman MLB Chief Medical Adviser

"There is no evidence andro does anything bad or good."
Quote Source: Washington Post, Dec. 1998

Tim Montgomery Olympic Track Star

"Any sport there is, Mr. Conte got someone in it.. he would brag on Barry Bonds, he would brag on (2003 Mr. Olympia) Ronnie Coleman."
Quote Source: Montgomery's Grand Jury Testimony Dec. 3, 2003

Prosecutor: "Did (Conte) say he gave any steroids, Winstrol or any of the other ones to Mr. Bonds?" Montgomery: "Yes, he did.. Winstrol"
Quote Source: Montgomery's Grand Jury Testimony Dec. 3, 2003

David Segui

"The doctor put me on human growth hormone, monitored my levels, monitored blood level, blood work periodically, regularly.. I was under doctor's prescription, under doctor's supervision."
Quote Source: ESPN Interview Transcript June 18, 2006

Bud Selig The Comissioner

"I think what Mark McGwire has accomplished is so remarkable, and he has handled it all so beautifully, we want to do everything we can to enjoy a great moment in baseball history."
Quote Source: Washington Post, Aug. 24, 1998

"So that there is no misunderstanding from my perspective, I will suspend any player who tests positive for an illegal steroid. There will be no exceptions. The (players) union is aware of that and they accept it."
Quote Source: Selig @ Congressional Hearing, Mar. 17, 2005

Gary Sheffield

"Nothing was between me and Greg. Barry pretty much controlled everything.. It was basically Barry (saying), 'Trust me. Do what I do.'"
Quote Source: Sheffield's Grand Jury Testimony, Dec. 4, 2003

Randy Smith GM of the San Diego Padres

"We all know there's steroid use, and it's definitely become more prevalent.. I think 10% to 20%. No one has any hardcore proof, but there's lot of guys you suspect."
Quote Source: Los Angeles Times, June 1995

Sammy Sosa

"I have never taken illegal performance-enhancing drugs. I have never injected myself or had anyone inject me with anything. I have not broken the laws of the United States or the laws of the Dominican Republic. I have been tested as recently as 2004 and I am clean."
Quote Source: Sosa @ Congressional Hearing: As read by his lawyer, Mar. 17, 2005

Gary Wadler Author, Advisor

"Growth hormone made its name because it was a way of trying to accomplish the same things one tried to accomplish by taking steroids, except that you cannot find growth hormone using regular methodology in the urine. So it was a way of beating the steroid test."
Quote Source: National Public Radio, Aug. 26, 1999

Turk Wendell

"If my personal trainer, me, Turk Wendell, got indicted for that, there's no one in the world who wouldn't think that I wasn't taking steroids. What, because he's Barry Bonds, no one's going to say that? I mean, obviously he did it. (His trainer) admitted to giving steroids to baseball players. He just doesn't want to say his name. You don't have to. It's clear just seeing his body."
Quote Source: Denver Post, Feb. 23, 2004

George Will Journalist

"(Barry) Bonds' records must remain part of baseball's history. His hits happened. Erase them and there will be discrepancies in baseball's bookkeeping about the records of the pitchers who gave them up. George Orwell said that in totalitarian societies, yesterday's weather could be changed by decree. Baseball, indeed America, is not like that. Besides, the people who care about the record book - serious fans - will know how to read it. That may be Bonds' biggest worry."
Quote Source: Townhall.com, May 12, 2006
 
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Charles Yesalis Author, Epidemiologist

"The most rigorous drug testing systems have loopholes through which I could drive every M1 Abrams tank we own, and not scrape the body armor."
 
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: timesonline.co.uk

The Top 50 Olympic athletes

As we enter the Olympic year, David Powell, the world-renowned athletics journalist selects the greatest performers in the history of the Games

To compile my list of the top 50 track and field athletes in Olympic history, first I needed to set guidelines. There would be no place, I decided, for athletes with proven or strong circumstantial links to doping and there would be little sympathy for those who, no matter how many silver or bronze medals they had won, had not been winners.
 

David Powell was The Times Athletics Correspondent for 18 years before becoming a freelance writer, consultant, and lecturer. He reported on the last five Olympics and ten World Championships and attended his first major championships, the Commonwealth Games, 38 years ago.

50. Merlene Ottey (Jamaica)

Silver: 100m, 200m, 1996; 4x100m, 2000; Bronze: 100m, 1984; 200m, 1980, 1984, 1992; 4x100m, 1996

As with Frankie Fredericks (see No 49), the lack of an Olympic gold medal counts heavily against Merlene Ottey on this list. She came mighty close in the 1996 100 metres when, recording the same time as Gail Devers, she was judged to have finished second by 1cm. Her eight Olympic medals are likely to become nine, with an additional bronze at 100 metres, once the Marion Jones medals for 2000 are redistributed.

49. Frankie Fredericks (Namibia)

Silver: 100m, 200m, 1992; 100m, 200m, 1996

The best Olympic athlete never to win a gold medal but, without one, he drops way down the list. Fredericks won four individual sprint silvers but was beaten by a different athlete every time – Linford Christie (100 metres, 1992), Donovan Bailey (100 metres, 1996), Mike Marsh (200 metres, 1992) and Michael Johnson (200 metres, 1996).

48. Gwen Torrence (United States)

Gold: 200, 1992; 4x100m, 1992, 1996; Silver: 4x400m, 1992; Bronze: 100m, 1996

Gwen Torrence won five Olympic medals in four different events, the best of them her 200 metres gold in 1992.

47. Harry Hillman (United States)

Gold: 400m, 200m hurdles, 400m hurdles, 1904; Silver: 400m hurdles, 1908

In what seem now to be strange early days for the sport, Harry Hillman won two hurdles gold medals in 1904 – and the 400 metres in a straight final of 13 runners!

46. Evelyn Ashford (United States)

Gold: 100m, 1984; 4x100, 1984, 1988, 1992; Silver: 100m, 1988

Eight years after her first Olympics in 1976, Evelyn Ashford won the 100 metres, the first of five medals she would win between 1984 and 1992.

45. Alain Mimoun (France)

Gold: marathon, 1956; Silver: 10,000m, 1948, 1952; 5,000m, 1952

Sick of the sight of Emil Zatopek's back – he was runner-up to the Czech in three Olympic track finals – Alain Mimoun got the better of him to win the 1956 marathon.

44. Valeriy Borzov (Soviet Union)

Gold: 100m, 200m, 1972; Silver: 4x100m, 1972; Bronze: 100m, 4x100m, 1976

The first athlete from outside north America to do the sprint double, Valeriy Borzov dominated the opposition.

43. Parry O'Brien (United States)

Gold: shot, 1952, 1956; Silver: shot, 1960

After winning two Olympic shot titles, Parry O'Brien was on his way to a third, leading after four rounds in 1960. Then William Nieder, who had originally failed to qualify for the US team but who was brought in as substitute for the injured Dave Davis, produced a winning effort.

42. Volmari Iso-Hollo (Finland)

Gold: steeplechase, 1932, 1936; Silver: 10,000m, 1932; Bronze: 10,000m, 1936

Volmari Iso-Hollo retained his Olympic steeplechase title in 1936 with a world record – running a minute and a half slower than in 1932 when the athletes ran one too many laps.

41. Haile Gebrselassie (Ethiopia)

Gold: 10,000m, 1996, 2000

In the context of his overall career – his marathon world record on Sunday (September 30) was his 24th world record – Haile Gebrselassie's two Olympic gold medals for 10,000 metres seem almost trivial. Yet his two close races with Kenyan Paul Tergat were epics, especially the 2000 metres final in which Gebrselassie prevailed by nine-hundredths of a second.

40. Daley Thompson (Great Britain)

Gold: Decathlon, 1980, 1984

Denied the rivalry of his fiercest competitors, the West Germans, who supported the US boycott of Moscow in 1980, Daley Thompson had an unchallenged ride to his first Olympic gold. Robbed of the world record by rain on the second day, Thompson denied himself the record four years later when it was there for the taking but he eased down in the last event, the 1500 metres. However, the world record became his anyway in 1985 after new scoring tables were introduced, which also took into account a revised time for the Briton in the 110 metres hurdles.

39. Mel Sheppard (United States)

Gold: 800m, 1,500m, 1908; medley relay, 1908; 4x400m, 1912

The athlete of the 1908 Olympics – even if it is a Games remembered mainly for Dorando Pietri's dramatic collapse in the marathon – Mel Sheppard did the 800 and 1,500 metres double and anchored the US to gold in the medley relay. This from a man who had been rejected by the New York police on the grounds of a weak heart.

38. Volodymyr Golubnichniy (Soviet Union)

Gold: 20k walk, 1960, 1968; Silver: 20k walk, 1972; Bronze, 20k walk, 1964

Becoming the first athlete to regain an Olympic title for 40 years, Volodymyr Golubnichniy won the 20 kilometres walk in 1960, finished third in 1964, but won for a second time in 1968. Still not satisfied, he completed a full set of medals, taking silver in 1968.

37. Robert Garrett (United States)

Gold: shot, discus, 1896; Silver: long jump, high jump, 1896; Bronze: shot, standing triple jump, 1900

If the most celebrated athlete of the first modern Olympics in 1896 was Spiridon Louis, who delivered victory in the marathon to the host nation, Greece, the most versatile was Robert Garrett. In addition to winning the shot, and taking silver in the high jump and long jump, Garrett won the discus with little experience of the implement – stunning the Greeks, for whom the discipline was an ancient art.

36. Hicham El Guerrouj (Morocco)

Gold: 1,500m, 5,000m, 2004; Silver, 1,500m, 2000

In danger of becoming the greatest middle distance runner never to win an Olympic gold medal, Hicham El Guerrouj made glorious amends at Athens 2004, winning the 1,500 metres and 5,000 metres. Thus he became the first man since Paavo Nurmi, 80 years earlier, to succeed in that double. Prior to Athens, El Guerrouj had won 84 of his 89 races at 1,500 metres or a mile since 1996, At Atlanta 1996, he tripped and fell in the final, finishing 12th. At Sydney 2000, he placed second to Kenya's Noah Ngeny.

35. Hannes Kolehmainen (Finland)

Gold: 5,000m, 10,000m, cross country, 1912; marathon, 1920; Silver, team cross country, 1912

The first in the line of great Finnish distance runners, Hannes Kolehmainen recorded the first sub 15 minute run for 5,000 metres at the 1912 Olympics. He obliterated the world record with 14min 36.6sec yet was pegged to within a tenth of a second by Jean Bouin, of France. But Kolehmainen won the 10,000 metres by 46 seconds. At the 1920 Games, he broke the marathon world record by three and a half minutes, recording a time of 2hr 32min 35.8sec.

34. Wilma Rudolph (United States)

Gold: 100m, 200m, 4x100m, 1960; Bronze: 4x100m, 1956

The 20th of 22 children, Wilma Rudolph became a triple gold medal winner in 1960 two years after the birth of her first child, having won bronze in the sprint relay in 1956. Rudolph suffered double pneumonia and scarlet fever at the age of four and had to wear a leg brace until she was eight.

33. Ralph Rose (United States)

Gold: shot, 1904, 1908; shot both arms, 1912; Silver: discus, 1904; shot, 1912; Bronze: hammer, 1904

In his short life – he died of typhoid fever in 1913, aged 28 – Ralph Rose was a double Olympic shot champion and gold medal winner at the two-handed shot. He also won minor medals at discus and hammer.

32. Valerie Brisco-Hooks (United States)

Gold: 200m, 400m, 4x400m, 1984; Silver, 4x400m, 1988

Two years after giving birth to a son, and after being 40lbs overweight, Valerie Brisco-Hooks won triple Olympic gold in 1984. In both the 200 metres and 400 metres she set Olympic records, as did her US team in the 4x400 metres. The first athlete to record a 200 metres and 400 metres double, she beat Michael Johnson and Marie-Jose Perec by 12 years to the feat.

31. Mal Whitfield (United States)

Gold: 800m, 1948, 1952; 4x400m, 1948; Silver: 4x400m, 1952; Bronze: 400m, 1948

Inspired to become an Olympic runner by sneaking in to watch the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics, Mal Whitfield won the Olympic 800 metres title at London 1948. Then, between Olympics, he was a tailgunner during the Korean War, flying 27 bomber missions. When he returned to the Olympic stage, at Helsinki 1952, he retained his title in precisely the time – 1min 49.2sec – he had won his first.

30. John Flanagan (United States)

Gold: hammer, 1900, 1904, 1908; Silver: 56lb weight, 1904

The Irish-born John Flanagan is regarded as the pioneer of modern hammer throwing and, his three Olympic gold medals apart, he is noted for setting a world record at the age of 41.

29. Jim Thorpe (United States)

Gold: pentathlon, decathlon, 1912

Olympic champion in pentathlon and decathlon in 1912, setting world records in both events, Jim Thorpe's achievements endured to the point that, 38 years later, he was named as America's greatest athlete of the first half of the 20th Century. Yet, in 1913, he had been stripped of the medals for earning $25 a week playing baseball. But, in 1982, the IOC reversed the decision.

28. Kip Keino (Kenya)

Gold: 1,500m, 1968; steeplechase, 1972; Silver: 1,500m, 1972; 5,000m, 1968

The father of the Kenyan running tradition, Kip Keino won the 1968 1,500 metres in remarkable circumstances. Suffering a gall bladder infection, causing severe stomach pains, Keino defied medical advice not to run. Up with the leaders two laps from home in the 10,000 metres, he collapsed onto the infield in pain. Although disqualified, he went on to finish. Four days later, he placed second in the 5,000 metres then, caught in traffic travelling to the 1,500 metres final, he jogged the last mile to the stadium.

27. Marie-Jose Perec (France)

Gold: 200m, 1996; 400m, 1992, 1996

Had the quote not been used to describe Muhammad Ali - "he floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee" - it could have been used on Marie-Jose Perec. Born in the country shaped like a butterfly – Guadeloupe – the graceful Perec stung like a bee at Atlanta 1996. Completing the 200 and 400 metres double 15 minutes before Michael Johnson, she became the first athlete – male or female – to retain an Olympic 400 metres title.

26. Dick Fosbury (United States)

Gold: high jump, 1968

Where do you place a man who changed his event forever? Almost 40 years after winning high jump gold at 21, the backwards technique which Dick Fosbury invented and which carries his name – the Fosbury Flop – is the one used by the world's top competitors.

25. Betty Cuthbert (Australia)

Gold: 100m, 200m, 4x100m, 1956; 400m, 1964

Aged 18, Betty Cuthbert was the image of the blonde, blue-eyed Australian sporting girl. In her home Olympics, in Melbourne, Cuthbert did the sprint double and helped her national team to two world records in the 4x100 metres.

24. Sebastian Coe (Great Britain)

Gold: 1,500m, 1980, 1984; Silver: 800m, 1980, 1984

Sebastian Coe's rivalry with Steve Ovett brought unprecedented hype for the middle distance events. In 1980, Coe was the favourite to win the 800 metres, but was beaten by his fellow Briton, while Ovett was favourite for the 1,500 metres, but was defeated by Coe. Four years later, Coe became the first man to retain the 1,500 metres title, having again finished runner-up at 800 metres, this time to Joaquim Cruz, of Brazil.

23. Meyer Prinstein (United States)

Gold: triple jump, 1900, 1904; long jump, 1904, 1906; Silver: long jump, 1900

Meyer Prinstein remains the only man to win the long jump and triple jump at one Olympics, which he succeeded in doing in 1904. He won both events on the same day.

22. Martin Sheridan (United States)

Gold: discus, 1904, 1906, 1908; shot, 1906; discus Greek style, 1908; Silver: standing long jump, 1906; standing high jump, 1906; stone throw, 1906; Bronze: standing long jump, 1908

As with Ray Ewry, James Lightbody, Meyer Prinstein, Eric Lemming and Harry Hillman, for the purpose of this list Martin Sheridan's performances at the 1906 interim Games are included. Though many of his events have been discontinued, the discus and shot, which gained him four gold medals, have not. Irish-born, Sheridan lived in the US from the age of 16 but died of pneumonia on the eve of his 37th birthday.

21. Peter Snell (New Zealand)

Gold: 800m, 1960, 1964; 1,500m, 1964

The surprise winner of the Olympic 800 metres in 1960, Peter Snell won the 800 metres and 1,500 metres in 1964 by handsome margins. Prior to Tokyo, Snell had never run a 1,500 metres race, although he had competed many times over the mile.

20. James Lightbody (United States)

Gold: 1,500m, 1904, 1906; 800m, 1904; steeplechase, 1904; Silver: team relay, 1904; 800m, 1906

Like Ray Ewry (see No 5), James Lightbody's place in Olympic history depends on one's view of whether the interim Games of 1906 should be included. This ranking list does. In 1904, having won the 800 metres and steeplechase, Lightbody set a world best at 1,500 metres before records became official in 1912.

19. Alvin Kraenzlein (United States)

Gold: 60m, 110m hurdles, 200m hurdles, long jump, 1900

The relative exclusivity of the 1900 Olympics – only 15 countries and 119 athletes took part – makes it impossible to rank Alvin Kraenzlein any higher. But four gold medals in individual events, even if two are discontinued, deserves a top-20 place. How seriously the athletes took the Olympics in those days can be gauged from Meyer Prinstein, the long jump runner-up, punching Kraenzlein on the nose over an alleged breach of agreement.

18. Jan Zelezny (Czech Republic)

Gold: javelin, 1992, 1996, 2000; Silver, javelin 1988

In contrast to Viktor Saneyev (see No 17), Jan Zelezny's narrow miss at fourth successive Olympic title in one event, in this case the javelin, came at the start of his Olympic career. Zelezny had to settle for silver in 1988 after Tapio Korjus, from Finland, agonisingly beat him with the last throw of the competition.

17. Viktor Saneyev (Soviet Union)

Gold: triple jump, 1968, 1972, 1976; Silver, triple jump, 1980

Winner of three successive Olympic triple jump titles, Viktor Saneyev made a valiant last-round attempt at a fourth in 1980. But he fell 11 centimetres short and had to be content with the silver medal. Hit by a drunken driver in 1991, his right leg was amputated below the knee.

16. Robert Korzeniowski (Poland)

Gold: 50k walk, 1996, 2000, 2004; 20k walk, 2000

The greatest racewalker in history, Robert Korzeniowski won three successive Olympic 50 kilometres walks, an event in which no other athlete has successfully defended the title. Furthermore, he is the only man to win both walks, 20 kilometres and 50 kilometres, at one Olympics.

15. Al Oerter (United States)

Gold: discus, 1956, 1960, 1964, 1968

One of only three men to win the same event at four successive Olympics – Carl Lewis and Ray Ewry are the others – Al Oerter broke the Olympic discus record on each occasion. In other words, he kept getting better. And, just to prove the point, after a decade out of competition, Oerter made a comeback in 1980, aged 43, with a lifetime best distance.

14. Abebe Bikila (Ethiopia)

Gold: marathon, 1960, 1964

In a tale of triumph before tragedy, Abebe Bikila won the 1960 Olympic marathon in a world record time as a barefoot outsider, and became the first man to retain the title in 1964, but was paralysed in a car accident five years later. Suffering a broken neck and spinal cord injury, Bikila died of a brain haemorrhage in 1973, aged 41.

13. Fanny Blankers-Koen (Netherlands)

Gold: 100m, 200m, 80m hurdles, 4x100m, 1948

Named IAAF world woman athlete of the 20th Century, Blankers-Koen is the only woman to win four gold medals at one Olympics. How many more she was denied one can only guess as the Second World War robbed her of two Games. At 18, she did not win a medal at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, where her highlight was collecting Jesse Owens's autograph. By the time the Olympics resumed after a 12-year-break, she held six world records.

12. Jesse Owens (United States)

Gold: 100m, 200m, long jump, 4x100m, 1936

Unimaginable as it may seem now, Jesse Owens set six world records in 45 minutes on one May afternoon in 1935. Yet he is better known for his four Olympic gold medals in 1936. Owens, an African-American sprinter/jumper, embarrassed Hitler's attempt to use the Games in Berlin to prove his theories of Aryan racial superiority. Aged 22, it was his only Olympics, as he turned professional soon afterwards.

11. Bob Beamon (United States)

Gold, long jump, 1968

One Olympics, one medal, one giant leap into the Olympic hall of fame. Only Michael Johnson's world record 200 metres at the 1996 Olympics (see No 7) can be spoken of in the same breath as Beamon's extraordinary first-round leap in Mexico City. Beamon bypassed 28 feet on the way to taking the world record from 27ft 5in to 29ft 2½in. "You've destroyed this event," Lynn Davies, the defending champion, said of Beamon's winning jump in his only Olympic appearance.

10. Shirley Strickland (Australia)

Gold: 80m hurdles, 1952, 1956; 4x100m, 1956; Silver: 4x100m, 1948; Bronze: 100m, 1948, 1952; 80m hurdles, 1948

Second only to Merlene Ottey (see No 49) in Olympic medals won by a woman, Shirley Strickland should be top of that particular list pending any decision to redistribute medals in the wake of Marion Jones's drugs disqualification and which might add to Ottey's total. While Ottey won eight, but none of them gold, Strickland gained seven, including three gold, but was unfairly denied an eighth. Photo-finish evidence from London 1948, discovered in 1975, confirmed that Strickland finished third at 200m but she was placed fourth and the result was never amended.

9. Irena Szewinska (Poland)

Gold: 200m, 1968; 400m, 1976; 4x100m, 1964; Silver: 200, long jump 1964; Bronze: 100m, 1968; 200m, 1972

Irina Szewinska had the happy knack of producing world records to go with her Olympic titles – at 200 metres, in 1968, and 400 metres, in 1976. She shares with Shirley Strickland (see No 10) the distinction of winning seven Olympic medals but her world records, versatility and longevity, gives her the edge over the Australian. Szewinska won medals in five different events at four Olympics.

8. Ville Ritola (Finland)

Gold: 10,000m, 1924; 3,000m steeplechase, 1924; cross country team race, 1924; 3,000m team race, 1924; 5,000m, 1928; Silver: 5,000m, 1924; cross country, 1924; 10,000m, 1928

Ville Ritola was never going to win an Olympic medal for each of his siblings – he was the 14th of 20 children – but he did collect five golds and three silvers. In eight races in eight days in 1924, he won the steeplechase in his first go at the event, the 10,000 metres with a world record, and team golds at 3,000 metres and cross country. Beaten by his fellow Finn, Paavo Nurmi, in the 5,000 metres and individual cross country in 1924, and again at 10,000 metres in 1928, he got the better of his rival at 5,000 metres in 1928.

7. Michael Johnson (United States)

Gold: 200m, 1996; 400m, 1996, 2000; 4x400m, 1992, 2000

Based on his three individual Olympic gold medals alone, Michael Johnson would not make the top ten. But his 200 metres world record of 19.32sec in Atlanta in 1996 elevated him alongside Bob Beamon at the top of the Olympic 'single greatest performance' tree. Not since Beamon's historic long jump (see No 11) had there been such a stunning Olympic effort as Johnson lowered the world record by 0.34sec. At an average speed of two 100 metres in 9.66sec each, he likened the feeling to going downhill in a go-kart.

6. Lasse Viren (Finland)

Gold: 5,000m, 1972, 1976; 10,000m, 1972, 1976

As if doing the 5,000 metres and 10,000 metres double twice was not enough, Lasse Viren wrote his place in Olympic history in dramatic fashion. During his first final, the 10,000 metres in 1972, he stumbled and fell just before halfway but got up to win in a world record time. After defending this title four years later, Viren was grilled by the media over the practice of blood boosting.

He always denied it and, in the absence of proof, or even strong circumstantial evidence, he is included here.

5. Ray Ewry (United States)

Gold: standing high jump, 1900, 1904, 1906, 1908; standing long jump, 1900, 1904, 1906, 1908; standing triple jump, 1900, 1904

Opinion is divided on whether to include Ray Ewry in Olympic lists. On the one hand we have an athlete who won a record ten Olympic gold medals. On the other, he did so in now discontinued events while two of them came in the unofficial Games of 1906. But Ewry is included here on the grounds that Baron Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the Games, endorsed Athens 1906 and because the Games were the first to limit entries to athletes chosen by National Olympic Committees. Furthermore, Ewry's story is special. He began exercising after being confined to wheelchair through polio as a child.

4. Emil Zatopek (Czech Republic)

Gold: 10,000m, 1948, 1952; 5,000m, 1952; marathon, 1952; Silver: 5,000m, 1948

A story almost too good to be true, but true it is. Emil Zatopek was born on the same day as his wife, Dana, on September 19, 1922, and the couple won Olympic gold medals on the same day, July 24, 1952. Emil had won the 5,000 metres and, following the presentation ceremony, Dana put his medal in her bag for good luck in the javelin, throwing an Olympic record in the first round. Three days later, Emil ran his first marathon, winning the fourth Olympic gold of his career and becoming the first athlete to triumph in the 5,000 metres, 10,000 metres and marathon at one Games.

3. Jackie Joyner-Kersee (United States)

Gold: long jump, 1988; heptathlon, 1988, 1992; Silver: heptathlon, 1984; Bronze: long jump, 1992, 1996

Even the greatest woman athlete of today, Sweden's Carolina Kluft, cannot get near the world record of 7291 points scored by Jackie Joyner-Kersee in winning the first of her two Olympic heptathlon titles in 1988. Neither has Kluft won a medal in an individual event, whereas Kersee won one Olympic gold and two bronzes in the long jump. Named Jacqueline after the wife of President Kennedy because – so said her grandmother - "someday this girl will be the First Lady of something".

2. Paavo Nurmi (Finland)

Gold: 10,000m, 1920, 1928; 1,500m, 1924; 5,000m, 1924; cross country, 1920, 1924; cross country team, 1920, 1924; 3,000m team race, 1924; Silver: 5,000m, 1920, 1928; 3,000m steeplechase, 1928

Like Carl Lewis, Paavo Nurmi won nine Olympic gold medals. But, while Lewis won seven in individual events as a runner-jumper, Nurmi took six, all from running. Nurmi, though, is the only athlete to win five golds in one Games, which he achieved in 1924, and he holds the record for number of medals won (12). Known as the "Flying Finn", he revolutionised distance running with his hard training methods. Declared a professional by the IAAF, by a 13-12 vote, he was banned from the 1932 Olympics.

1. Carl Lewis (United States)

Gold: 100m: 1984, 1988; 200m, 1984; long jump, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996; 4x100m, 1984, 1992; Silver: 200m, 1988

King Carl – to use the popular headline - was officially named IAAF world male athlete of the 20th Century and deservedly so. Although his fame was driven largely by his position as the world's fastest man, it was as a long jumper that Lewis delivered his greatest Olympic feat. One of only three athletes – Ray Ewry and Al Oerter were the others – to win the same individual event at four Olympics, Lewis claimed his last long jump gold against all odds. His best days over, he scraped the last place in the US team, was 15th after two of the three qualifying rounds, with only the top 12 making the final, then produced his best jump for four years to retain the title. Lewis was cleared of drug-taking before the 1988 Olympics when he was one of eight athletes found to have low stimulant levels in his system.

 
 
 




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