SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: adventureliving.com

SKYDIVING QUOTES
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"Anyone can fall out of an airplane; skydivers just do it right."
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"It is one thing to be in the proximity of death, to know more or less what she is, and it is quite another thing to seek her."
-- Ernest Hemingway
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: viewfrommyseats.com

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SPORTS HUMOR \ QUOTES
Trash Talking 101
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The Ethics of Trash Talking
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: amog.com

NOW THIS IS JUST THE REASON!!!
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NFL CHEERLEADERS PICTORIAL
A NFL fan identifies his ten favorite NFL cheerleading squads
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: volleyballadvisors.com

...AND THE JEOPARDY QUESTION IS "BEST WAY TO COMPETE FOR THE SPORTS DOLLAR!"
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VOLLEYBALL QUOTES
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"No one has come here to be a tourist," "we have to play from the first ball to the last ball," "we must play 100 per cent in every game if we want to go to the finals."
–-Captain Nikola Grbic, Serbia Men’s National Team
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"I am really happy and I can't express it in words, I just don't have the words. I will find the words some day."
-- Puerto Rican Hector Soto after selected to the top scorer in World Championships 2006
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: facebook.com


DAN BYLSMA, HEAD COACH, PITTSBURGH PENQUINS

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HOCKEY QUOTES

Quotes by hockey coaches presented by forum members

My coach is possibly the greatest man alive. We were playing in the slot and the defenses were too close to the the goalie so..."you're sagging like a grandma's tits!"

And then my other coach, when talking about backchecking..."ride them down to the corner and then grind them into the boards"

Click here to view ===> 5 PAGES OF QUOTES BY HOCKEY COACHES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: coachk.com

"COACH K"
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BASKETBALL QUOTES
Quotes from Duke's head coach, Mike Krzyzewski, "Coach K"
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“Making shots counts, but not as much as the people who make them.”
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“A common mistake among those who work in sport is spending a disproportional amount of time on “x’s and o’s” as compared to time spent learning about people.”
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“I don’t look at myself as a basketball coach. I look at myself as a leader who happens to coach basketball.”
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“Turning down the Lakers was tough, but it is always good to renew your vows to the loves of your life.”
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“Believe that the loose ball that you are chasing has your name on it.”
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“You have to work hard at staying in contact with your friends so that the relationships will continue and live on… Friendships, along with love, make life worth living.”
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“In our program, the truth is the basis of all that we do. There is nothing more important than the truth because there’s nothing more powerful than the truth.
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“In leadership, there are no words more important than trust. In any organization, trust must be developed among every member of the team if success is going to be achieved.”
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People set rules to keep from making decisions.”
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“There are five fundamental qualities that make every team great: communication, trust, collective responsibility, caring and pride. I like to think of each as a separate finger on the fist. Any one individually is important. But all of them together are unbeatable.”
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“You develop a team to achieve what one person cannot accomplish alone. All of us alone are weaker, by far, than if all of us are together.”
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“Two are better than one if two act as one.”
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“A leader has to be positive about all things that happen to his team. Look at nothing in the past as failure.”
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“People want to be on a team. They want to be part of something bigger than themselves. They want to be in a situation where they feel that they are doing something for the greater good.”
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