SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseballreliquary.org


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Image: sidesalad.net
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BASEBALL MASCOTS \ FANATICS
Hilda Chester, Baseball Fanatic of the Brookln Dodgers
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The following biographical profile of Hilda Chester has been excerpted from Bums: An Oral History of the Brooklyn Dodgers, written by Peter Golenbock and published by G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 1984.
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“The most famous of the Dodger fans -- perhaps the most famous fan in baseball history -- was named Hilda Chester, a plump, pink-faced woman with a mop of stringy gray hair.
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Hilda began her thirty-year love affair with the Dodgers in the 1920s. She had been a softball star as a kid, or so she said, and she once told a reporter that her dream was to play in the big leagues or to start a softball league for women.
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Thwarted as an athlete, she turned to rooting. As a teenager she would stand outside the offices of the Brooklyn Chronicle every day, waiting to hear the Dodger score. After a while she became known to the sportswriters, who sometimes gave her passes to the games.
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In her twenties Hilda worked as a peanut sacker for the Stevens Brothers, Harry, George, and Frank, who owned most of the concession stands across the country.
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In those days peanuts came in fifty-pound sacks, and it was her job to put the peanuts into the individual bags before the ballgame. She enjoyed most sports, including horse racing, and in her capacity as peanut sacker she was able to work and attend the Dodger games.
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By the 1930s she was attending games regularly, screaming lustily, one of hundreds of Ebbets Field regulars.
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“Shortly after suffering a heart attack, she began her rise to fame. Her physician forbade her from yelling, and when she was sufficiently recovered, she returned to Ebbets Field with a frying pan and an iron ladle. Banging away on the frying pan from her seat in the bleachers, she made so much noise that everyone, including the players, noticed her.
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It was the Dodger players in the late 1930s who presented Hilda Chester with the first of her now-famous brass cowbells.
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“In 1941 Hilda suffered a second heart attack, and when she entered the hospital this time, she was an important enough personality that Durocher and several of the players went to visit her.
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As a result Durocher became Hilda’s special hero, and by the mid-1940s she was almost the team mascot. Sometimes during short road trips, Hilda even went with the team.
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Hilda loved Leo, and when Durocher struck a Dodger fan with brass knuckles and was sued, Hilda perjured herself in court, trying to trump up a reasonable explanation for Leo’s barbarity. ‘This man called me a cocksucker,’ she lied to the judge, ‘and Leo came to my defense.’
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“During the games Hilda lived in the bleacher seats with her bell. Durocher had given her a lifetime pass to the grandstand, but she preferred sitting in the bleachers with her entourage of fellow rowdies.
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With her fish peddler voice, she’d say, ‘You know me. Hilda wit da bell. Ain’t it trillin’? Home wuz never like dis, mac.’ When disturbed her favorite line was, ‘Eacha heart out, ya bum.’”
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wapedia.mobi

"Dancing" Harry, Basketball Mascot
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SPORTS MASCOTS \ FANATICS
"Dancing" Harry of the ABA and NBA
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Dancing Harry was a staple at Madison Square Garden in the early 1970s at all New York Knicks home games. He would dance on the sidelines during timeouts and give the Whammy to the opposition. Apparently he was a sidekick to Earl Monroe as he was also the mascot for the Baltimore Bullets when Earl played there.
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His real name was Edward Cooper, who, as of 2001, was spending his days as a skycap at BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport in Baltimore, Maryland.
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