CINDY CRAWFORD, SUPER MODEL
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BASKETBALL QUOTES
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Rick Majerus on whether or not Keith Van Horn is prepared to play in the NBA:
"Prepared? What does that mean? Hell, I'm prepared to date Cindy Crawford, I just don't have the body or the looks."
"Prepared? What does that mean? Hell, I'm prepared to date Cindy Crawford, I just don't have the body or the looks."
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Rick Majerus on the lifestyle change Van Horn will face back East:
"New Jersey is completely different from Utah. 'Brother' in Utah and 'brother' in New Jersey are entirely different concepts."
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Avery Johnson on female NBA referee Violet Palmer:
"Nobody in their right mind is going to say anything to her because you know the NBA will fine you."
----- When someone noted that Charles Barkley had already made disparaging remarks about the female refs, Johnson responded:
"I said nobody in their right mind."
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"New Jersey is completely different from Utah. 'Brother' in Utah and 'brother' in New Jersey are entirely different concepts."
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Avery Johnson on female NBA referee Violet Palmer:
"Nobody in their right mind is going to say anything to her because you know the NBA will fine you."
----- When someone noted that Charles Barkley had already made disparaging remarks about the female refs, Johnson responded:
"I said nobody in their right mind."
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Charles Barkley on Kevin Garnett's $125 million deal:
"That's a lot of damn money. And a black man is making it. What a great country. Imagine if he could play."
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Charles Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts:
"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."
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Tiger Woods to Charles Barkley:
During a recent round of golf in Las Vegas, Tiger Woods asked Charles Barkley if he had heard about the new Super Kmart store being built in that city.
"Where they gonna build it?" Barkley asked.
Said Woods, "In the space between your ball and mine."
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Charlie Just, men's basketball coach at Bellarmine College in Louisville, Kentucky:
"[Our team is] so young, we've decided to dress only seven players on the road. We're pretty confident the other five can dress themselves."
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Steven Wright:
"My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'"
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"That's a lot of damn money. And a black man is making it. What a great country. Imagine if he could play."
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Charles Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts:
"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."
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Tiger Woods to Charles Barkley:
During a recent round of golf in Las Vegas, Tiger Woods asked Charles Barkley if he had heard about the new Super Kmart store being built in that city.
"Where they gonna build it?" Barkley asked.
Said Woods, "In the space between your ball and mine."
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Charlie Just, men's basketball coach at Bellarmine College in Louisville, Kentucky:
"[Our team is] so young, we've decided to dress only seven players on the road. We're pretty confident the other five can dress themselves."
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Steven Wright:
"My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'"
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