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IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, ITS ....

USAIN "THUNDER" BOLT

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TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES

Career montage video of Usain Bolt (as of August, 2009):

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Note: Quotes regarding Bolt's records can be found on related videos

within the career montage video and on the forum's comments page.

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES

Top 10: 2009 NFL FOOTBALL FACTORIES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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HORSE RACING QUOTES

Quotes from the horse racing movie Seabiscuit (2003)

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Plot Summary for Seabiscuit (2003):

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In an era when Americans were in great need of heroic figures to help them forget their troubles, SEABISCUIT comes to the rescue. The picture relates a moving story of friendship and devotion in rehabilitating the main characters'fractured lives, as it interweaves the interactions between horse, jockey, trainer and owner and their adoring fans. The film accurately portrays the real people and events of those troubled times and how Seabiscuit "fixed us, every one of us."

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Written by Dale Roloff

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Movie Trailer for Seabiscuit (2003):

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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER FOR SEABISCUIT

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Quotes from the movie Seabiscuit (2003):

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Click here to view ==> QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE SEABISCUIT

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thebootlady.com

HORSE RIDING \ RACING QUOTES
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"There are fools, damn fools, and those who remount in a steeplechase."
BILL WHITBREAD
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"I ride horses because it's the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down."
JOAN HANSEN
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"They say princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom."
BEN JONSON
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"Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them."
ANONYMOUS
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"Horses do think. Not very deeply, perhaps, but enough to get you into a lot of trouble."
PATRICIA JACOBSON and MARCIA HAYES
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"If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong."
PAT PARELLI
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"Four things greater than all things are: Women and Horses & Power and War."
RUDYARD KIPLING
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CANOEING \ KAYAKING QUOTES
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The problem with a canoe is that it’s got a big hole on top that lets in the water and limits the paddler’s ability to avoid sinking.
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Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing- absolutely nothing- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.
-- Kenneth Grahame (From The Wind in the Willows )
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2003 FORD THUNDERBIRD

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BASEBALL QUOTES

Quotes about Baseball Hall of Fame's Rickey Henderson

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In the last week of his lone season with the Red Sox, Chairman Tom Werner asked Henderson what he would like for his ‘going-away’ gift.

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Henderson said he wasn’t going anywhere, but he would like owner John Henry’s Mercedes.

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Werner said it would be tough to get the same make and model in less than a week and Henderson said, “No, I want his car.”

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Turns out the Sox got Henderson a Red Thunderbird and when he saw it on the field before the last game of the season, Rickey said, “Whose ugly car is on the field?”

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