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TENNIS QUOTES
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Funny Quotes by tennis commentators
Monday, 24 May , 2004, 15:23
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When Martina is tense it helps her relax
Dan Maskell
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Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives
Viginia Wade
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Chris Lloyd came out of the dressing room like a pistol
Virginia Wade
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Strangely enough, Kathy Jordan is getting to the net first, which she always does
Fred Perry
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Ann's got to take her nerve by the horns
Virgina Wade
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Lloyd did what he achieved with that shot
Jack Bannister
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Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders
Ann Jones
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That shot he's got to obliterate from his mind a little bit
Mark Cox
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And here's Zivojinovic, six foot six inches tall and fourteen pounds ten ounces
Dan Maskell
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Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
Mike Ingham
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Chip Hooper is such a big man that it is sometimes difficult to see where he is on the court
Mark Cox
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Those two volleys, really could be the story of this match summed up at the end of it
Barry Davies
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He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair
Peter Jones
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The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin.
Dan Maskell
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...and when Chrissie is playing well I always feel that she is playing well
Anne Jones.
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It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off
Harry Carpenter
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Lendl has remained throughout as calm as the proverbial iceberg
Dan Maskell
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Billie Jean King, with the look on her face that says she can't beieve it... because she never believes it, and yet, somehow, I think she does
Max Robertson
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You can almost hear the silence as they battle it out
Dan Maskell
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This is the third week the fish seem to be getting away from British tennis players
Gerald Williams
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Strawberries, cream and champers flowed like hot cakes
Radio 2
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