SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, December 21, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message


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SPORTS PICTORIAL
2 web sites provide pictorials of female athletes on and off the field
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Buffalo Bob (see above): "Say, kids, what time is it?"
Peanut Gallery (audience of mostly pre-school kids): "It's Howdy Dowdy Time!"
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That was then, This is now.
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"Say, kids (18 years and older), what time is it?"
Kids (18 years and older): "It's Eye Candy Time!"
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Over 5o years ago, Howdy Dowdy was so popular
among the younger set, kids clamored for a TV
set to watch him at home, so parents had little
choice but to get a TV set for home viewing.
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TV sales skyrocketed because of that show and the
I Love Lucy show, the Milton Berle show and others
joined in to make TV a must for all American households.
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That was then. Now, technology has provided other
forms of media to offer a nultiplicity of diversions to
entertain one and all over a broad range of disciplines.
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The Internet offers a multiplicity of diversions in its
own right, and, one and all are capitalizing on that
reality by exploring entertainment and education
options in various formats on the Net.
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This is now and this blog is another example of
the diversions one can access and enjoy using this
new technology.
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Enjoy the diversions below and enjoy the upcoming holidays!
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Complex Magazine's Top 10 Female Athletes:
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Click here to view ===> FEMALE ATHLETE PICTORIAL - I
Source: thisis50.com
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Sexiest Female Sports Uniforms
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Click here to view ===> FEMALE ATHLETE PICTORIAL - II
Source: izismile.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rickswaine.com


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BASEBALL QUIZ
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Beating the Breaks:
Major League Ballplayers Who Overcame Disabilities
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So you think you are a baseball guru?
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Most baseball fanatics harbor that belief and many are
baseball guru wannabes, unlike true baseball gurus
who know all the answers to all the baseball questions,
even though, in most cases, they are just one-topic
gurus, not Mensa candidates.
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As you know, one-topic gurus abound, so on TCM.com,
you find movie trivia gurus, in SABR, baseball gurus,
etc., so gurus are there, but to qualify as a guru, all
have to think the guru has the answer or can get the
answer for his specialty.
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So, to you, this baseball trivia quiz will help establish
who you are, wannabe or guru.
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I expected to ace the quiz, since baseball trivia is
right up my alley, but once a wannabe, always a
wannabe - 12 oF 20 correct means WANNABE!!!
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Gurus ace a quiz like this one, so if you get
less than 20 correct, join the millions of wannabes
who have a way to go before becoming a guru!
Some will ace this test, but they won't tell you
because gurus don't talk to peasants!!!
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To take the quiz, click on your answer and get
immediate feedback from the quiz.
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If your feedback says WRONG or INCORRECT
on any answer, welcome to the baseball guru
wannabe club!!!
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUIZ
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUIZ
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High school, college, or NFL player quote: YOU make the call!
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Click here to view ===> 3 QUIZ QUESTIONS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes and humor from "Waterboy", the sports movie earning the highest net revenue, as of 9/2009
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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: WATERBOY
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: WATERBOY
Source: zuguide.com
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Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE QUOTES: WATERBOY
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