SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, April 26, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: examiner.com

...and that's what a box seat will cost to see the Yankees at the new stadium!
(Click on photo to see response.)
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SPORTS TRIVIA
Comments on the Great Depression's impact on the world of sports.
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Click here to view ===> SOUP OR BALL GAME?
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: womenshistory.about.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Sports-related quotes by Erma Bombeck
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: esquire.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by and about Lacrosse, College Football, and NFL Football Hall-of-Famer Jim Brown
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I'm not a Martin Luther King and a Gandhi motherfucker. I don't know what they were talking about. Spit on my ass and I'll knock you out. I ain't going to sing and march, man. But I'm fair.
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lougehrig.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." (during his retirement ceremony on July 4, 1939.)
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When asked whether he minded playing in the shadow of the Bambino all the time: "Babe Ruth has a pretty big shadow, it gives me lots of room to spread myself."
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"There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all." (on baseball's infamous color barrier)
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"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all."
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ENDORSEMENT:
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LUCKIEST MAN (see book cover above) is the best
biography I've ever read, sports or otherwise.
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Others must agree because it is a former New York
Times best seller.
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If you should have just one biography to read in life,
Luckiest Man should be your choice; it is superbly
written and leaves you breathless from its extraordinary
research and startling detail of one man's life.
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DISCLAIMER:
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Although I have complimented the author of the biography
via email, I am endorsing this book on my own without any
consultation with or compensation from the author.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
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"That's the way we were woken up in the morning - banged over the head with a plastic golf club."
Rory McIlroy's mum, Rosie on the early potential of her son.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: celebquotes.com

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EXERCISE QUOTES
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[on how he keeps fit]
Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.
-- Keith Richards
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I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.
-- Kim Alexis
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The only exercise I get is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
-- Peter O'Toole
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I’m sitting with a director, and he asks me if I work out. I deadpan, ‘Yeah, I lift men. You busy later?’ Total silence. There were tumbleweeds rolling across the room. I didn’t get the part.
-- Jessica Cauffiel
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I do try and keep fit, but it's a half-hearted battle. I'll go for a jog once a fortnight and then feel ill for two days afterwards. And now and again I'll join a health club, but the trauma of filling in the form and having my photo taken for the membership card usually puts me off going for about 12 months. But I'm still optimistic that one day I'll be offered a guest role in Baywatch.
-- Steve Coogan
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Friday, April 17, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com

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NFL FOOTBALL HUMOR
John Madden announces his retirement on 4/16/09
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES' RETIREMENT PARTY SALUTE
FOR NFL HALL OF FAMER JOHN MADDEN
( Starring impressionist Frank Caliendo ( 5 videos ) )
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Click here to view ===> BAMM!!!
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Click here to view ===> BOING!!!
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Click here to view ===> PHOBIA! WHAT PHOBIA?
Source ( 5th video only) : video.google.com
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Special note:
Find more about John on Funny Sports Quotes on the
FSQ Freefind search engine at the top of this blog page.
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John has boarded the bus and left the stadium- now what, football fans?
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Thursday, April 16, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tosports.ca

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GOLF QUOTES
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What I like about golf is there are no bad calls.
- Ivan Lendl
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It matters not the sacrifice
Which makes the duffers wife so sore
I am the captain of my slice
I am the servant of my score.
- Grantland Rice
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There are two things that will not last long in this world, and that’s dogs chasing cars, and pro’s putting for pars.
- Lee Trevino
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The game of golf was started at 11:10 a.m., the first lie about a scorecard at 11:22, and the first golf joke at noon.
- Bennett Cerf
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A game you play with your own worst enemy—-yourself.
- Finley Peter Dunne
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A game that begins with a golf ball and ends with a high ball.
- Bert Sugar
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A game in which a ball 1 1/2 inches in diameter is played on a ball 8,000 miles in diameter. The object is to hit the small ball, but not the larger.
- John Cunningham
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A game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
- Art Rosenblum
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I’m playing like Tarzan, and scoring like Jane
- Chi Chi Rodriguez
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You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He’s the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, “oops!”
- Bob Monkhouse
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I’ve got to figure out how to take a vacation from a vacation.
- Dave Stockton on playing the PGA Senior Tour.
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GOLFERSWHO TALKFASTSWINGFAST!
- Bob Toski
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The loudest sound you hear is the guy jingling coins to distract a player he bet against.
- Jim Murray
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Golf is a plague invented by Calvinist Scots to as a punishment for man’s sins.
- James Reston
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Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you’ve found a man about to make a difficult putt.
- Fletcher Knebel
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I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.
- Bob Bruce
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Willie Nelson, discussing what par is on a golf course he bought. It’s anything I want it to be. For instance, the hole right here is 47. and yesterday I birdied the sucker.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
- Bob Hope
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A hole in one, scored by accident, can keep a complete duffer playing golf for the rest of his life. - “Champagne” Tony Lima
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Arnold Palmer is the greatest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. - Bob Hope
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The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning…and Ben Hogan.
- Sam Snead
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Serenity is knowing your worst shot is still going to be pretty good.
- Johnny Miller
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Lee Trevino, on where professional golf would be without sponsors money: I’ll tell you where it would be. Julous Boros would be a bookkeeper in Connecticut, Arnold Palmer would be in the Coast Guard, and I’d be back in Texas, picking cotton.
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I learned English from American pros. That’s why I speak so bad. I call it PGA English.
- Roberto Di Vicenzo
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Golf is a young man’s vice and an old man’s penance.
- Irvin S. Cobb
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When playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
- Henny Youngman
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There an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburrs in his pants, don’t ask him what he shot.
- Sam Snead
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
- John Updike
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gameuseduniverse.com

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BASEBALL QUOTE
Quote from a sports forum
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I read a good Drysdale story awhile back. He was pitching against the Phillies' Robin Roberts, and after Drysdale hit a batter, the Phils' Manager ordered Roberts to knock Drysdale down the next time he came to bat. Roberts demurred, so the Manager sent in Turk Farrell, whom he knew would have no reservations about doing it.
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Farrell knocked Drysdale down, as instructed, but on a subsequent pitch, Drysdale managed to get his bat on the ball and made it safely to second. Not content with that, Drysdale taunted Farrell, saying, "There's your knock-down pitch!"
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A moment later, Farrell spun and made a pickoff throw to second, with no fielder there covering the bag, and the ball just happened to hit Drysdale in the thigh...to which Farrell added, "There's your two base hit!"
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Sunday, April 12, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mcsweeneys.net

SOCCER HUMOR
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Potential Nicknames for the Star Player
on My Son's Soccer Team.
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BY WENDI AARONS
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Mauricio the Magnificent
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El Pompadour
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The Puerto Rican Pelé
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Jackass Ball Hog
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The Apparent One-Man Show
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Mr. What Kind of 5-Year-Old Has Facial Hair?
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The Ringer Suspected of Juicin' in His Mommy's SUV Before the Game
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Seriously, the Boy Has Pubes
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Le Stealer of Le Fucking Ball From His Own Le Fucking Teammates
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The Boy Who'd Better Stop Pissing Off the Snack Mom
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Jesus, Will You Pass It Already?
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The Kid Whose Ass Will Be Kicked by My Kid Come T-Ball Season
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ENDORSEMENT:
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mcsweeneys.net invites posts from aspiring comedy writers and
publishes selected entries for perusal by its readers.
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If you are an aspiring comedy writer, this site offers you a chance
to post your entries and compare your entries with those of
posts made by other aspiring comedy writers, keeping in mind
that the site accepts a broad spectrum of topics, not just sports.
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If you just like comedy, this is a fun site for viewing the
work of amateur comedy writers, many of whom will surprise
with their talent.
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Enjoy!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: famousquotesandauthors.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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International sport is war without shooting.
- George Orwell
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Sport begets tumultuous strife and wrath, and wrath begets fierce quarrels and war to the death.
- Horace
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Great sport begins at a point where it has ceased to be healthy.
- Bertolt Brecht
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Sports allow men to build up situations of emergency. What he then demands of himself is unnecessary achievement - and unnecessary sacrifice. He artificially creates the tension that he has been spared by affluent society.
- Viktor Frankl
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Sport is one area where no participant is worried about another's race, religion or wealth: and where the only concern is 'Have you come to play?'
- Henry Roxborough
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Every time you win, you're reborn; when you lose you die a little.
- George Allen
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Knute Rockne liked 'bad losers.' He said 'good losers' lose too often.
- George Allen
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It is in games that many men discover their paradise.
- Robert Lynd
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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
- Charles M. Schulz
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Running for money doesn't make you run fast. It makes you run first.
- Ben Jipcho
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Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to race tracks at the age of two, and jockeys before they are old enough to shave.
- Dick Beddoes
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I have never been able to understand why pigeon-shooting at Hurlingham should be refined and polite, while a rat-killing match in Whitechapel is low.
- T. H. Huxley
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Hockey captures the essence of the Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the dance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
- Bruce Kidd
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Fatigue makes cowards of us all.
- Vince Lombardi
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: billiards.about.com

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BILLIARDS TRIVIA
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Pool in the White House?
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Our last past First Gentleman, Bill "Razorback" Clinton, is not quite the sports nut that his recent predecessors were or his successor, though he still disappears occasionally to hit the links or root on Arkansas Basketball. George "Naga Do It" Bush and his son are scratch golfers, fanatical horseshoes players and all around athletes.
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Few Americans realize that Ronald "Dutch" Reagan was a bigger sport fan still, a fantastic swimmer and lifeguard who would have gladly chosen pro football over B-movie stardom, though some fondly recall his days as a radio sports announcer.
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Should the urge arise, the Bushes and the winners in '08 can join the ranks of those who marched down the hallowed halls of the White House to "Pennsylvania Avenue's Presidential Pool Hall". The White House Billiard Room is one of the sights on the former White House tour and was placed there by our nation's fifth President, James "Eight Ball" Monroe.
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Monroe gave the special room the most use in its history since he adored pool and billiards. He would have made fine competition for former Governor "Aerosmith" Weld of Massachusetts, who once made short work at his home of Judd Rose on Prime Time Live. The wealthy Weld, first in his class at Harvard, has two beautiful pool tables in his home today.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mb.trackandfieldnews.com

TRACK AND FIELD ANECDOTES \ QUOTES
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Craziest, Strangest, Most Bizarre Things in Track & Field
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forum.xcitefun.net

CRICKET TRIVIA
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World Class: 25 Cricket Catches of All Time - Video
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Click here to view ===> LOOK MA, NO GLOVES!
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rxmuscle.com

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BODYBUILDING QUOTES
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"I have nothin' to say I just wanna eat my cake."
-Lou Ferrigno
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"If we don't know what stress is then we won't know what feels good....Man ...When this is over with do you know how good cake is going to taste to me? It tastes that much better because I've deprived myself of it for so long! It's like....I feel for food more than i could crave a woman..And that's the truth! The thought of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches just takes me over the HIIIIIILL! I can do another hour of cardio thinking in a couple of weeks I'm going to tear the hell out of some cake! I'm going to walk into a local bodega in New York City and I'm not going to care about the calorie count, I'm not going to care about how many grams of carbs are in it, how much fat, how much sugar. I'm just going to pick it up and eat the shit and feel good about it!!!"
-Kai Greene, Treadmill Confessions
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"Gravity will win the war, but I will win this battle"
-Bodybuilding forum member before every heavy set of squats.
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"Dorian Yates and I have nothing in common, physically speaking. He's a Volkswagen; I'm a Porsche."
-Shawn Ray (April 1994 Flex)
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"I'm an extremist, and I hope to be remembered that way: noncompliant and an artist. I do not want to be remembered as a nice guy. I want to be the slayer of Bambi."
-David Dearth
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"Despite all the muscle [Ronnie Coleman] carries on his frame, he knows that I'm a threat and I strike fear in his heart. He remembers the days I used to spank him onstage."
-Kevin Levrone
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"When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking."
-Joe Gold
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"If you always do what you've always done..you'll always get what you always got"
-Ronnie Coleman
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"When I go out there onstage, I want to be more than just a blocky guy who waddles onto the posing platform. I want the girls to feel something."
-Tom Platz (September 1986 Flex)
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" Im not the kind of guy who tries to run between the drops. Sometimes you gotta get a little wet to reach your destination"
- Erik Fankhouser
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" Train insane"
- Branch Warren
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"The body that isn't used to maybe the ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth repetition with a certain weight... So that makes the body grow, then. Going through this pain barrier. Experiencing pain in your muscles and aching, and just go on and on. And this last two or three or four repetitions, that's what makes the muscle then grow. And that divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you may get to be a champion. If you can go through, forget it. And that's what most people lack, is having the guts. The guts to go in and just say I'll go through and I don't care what happens. It aches, and if I fall down, I have no fear of fainting in the gym. Because I know it could happen. I threw up many times while I was working out. But it doesn't matter, because it's all worth it."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"I'm the strongest bodybuilder that ever lived, I think."
-Franco Columbu
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Pain is a sign of weakness leaving the body.
-Bruce Lee
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"The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
-Henry Rollins
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"Rule of thumb: Eat for what you're going to be doing, and not for what you have done. Don't take in more than you're willing to burn off. "
-Lee Haney
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"Stimulate don't Annihilate."
-Lee Haney
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"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight."
-Ronnie Coleman
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"There is no point in being alive if you cannot do the deadlift"
-Jon Pall Sigmarsson
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And last, but not least, just before our prayer meeting:
You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches.
-Roman Moronie
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Sunday, April 5, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: firstladies.org

Grace Coolidge, "the First Lady of Baseball", watches President Coolidge throw out
the first ball on baseball's opening day


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BASEBALL TRIVIA
Quotes and references about baseball's effect on American presidents
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Grace Coolidge was not only known as the First Lady of the United States, she was also known as “The First Lady of Baseball.” She could be found in the audience of every opening game of the World Series and at Fenway Park throughout the season. When not at a game in person, she was often at home in front of her radio listening to the game. In the 1950’s she wrote to a close friend, “I venture to say that not one of you cares a hoot about baseball but to me it is my very life.”
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American presidents were also fond of the sport, as the following article indicates.
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Click here to view ===> AMERICAN PRESIDENTS AND BASEBALL
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cbc.ca

SPORTS HUMOR \ TRIVIA
Quotes about the most superstitious players in baseball, hockey, tennis
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: walking.about.com

RACE WALKING QUOTES
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Disgusted by the demise of amateurism? Sick of athletes earning mega-bucks for playing games? Try racewalking: the poor athlete's sport!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quotes.angolaxyami.com


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SPORTS QUOTES

Quotes about Rugby, Cricket, and Soccer from the year 2008
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: delish.com

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HEALTH AND FITNESS QUOTES
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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welles, author
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hipointfirearmsforums.com


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SPORTS - RELATED QUOTES
Quotes from a firearms forum that show kinship of sports to warfare
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Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn’t even be there, Eighty are just targets, Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, One is a warrior, And he will bring the others back.
— Heraclitus
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"on the plains of hesitation lie the blackened bodies of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest, and resting died."
- Adlai E. Stevenson
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Be the hammer not the nail.
- Anon.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Anon.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton
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A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
(In other words, "What now, LT?")
- George S. Patton
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The essence of life is struggle, and its goal is domination. There are higher goals and deeper meanings, but they exist only within the mind of man. The reality of life is war.
- Lovret
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After the train had been captured by 150 Boers, the last four men, though completely surrounded and with no cover, continued to fire until three were killed, the fourth wounded. On the Boers asking the survivor the reason why they had not surrendered, he replied, 'Why, man, we are the Gordon Highlanders.'
- Lord Kitchener, telegram from Pretoria to Edward VII (10 August 1901)
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Train hard, for the day will come.
- Anon.
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Don’t anticipate outcome. Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment.
- Anon.
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There is a time for peace and talk and reason; and then, at long last, and only with sadness of heart and mournful admission that all your wisdom and words have failed, you must go kill you some mother****ers and set some of their shat on fire.
- Anon.
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“It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly . . . who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have never known victory nor defeat."
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
- H. L. Mencken
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"We have four boxes used to guarantee our liberty; the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box."
- Theodore Roosevelt
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - a cocktail in one hand - a smoke in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO!? What a ride!"
- Paul Smith
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Were it not for the Brave, there would be no Land of the Free.
- Anon.
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"I've never lived closer to danger, but I've never felt safer. I've never felt more confident, and people could spot it from a mile away. And as for this, the violence? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go."
- Green Street Hooligans
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"The only difference between genius and insanity is success"
- Anon.
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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton
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"Sometimes it is not enough to do our best––we must do what is required."
- Sir Winston Churchill
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"The noblest fate that a man can endure is to place his own mortal body between his loved home and war's desolation."
- Anon.
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"Without a sign his sword the brave man draws, And asks no omen but his country’s cause."
- Anon.
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"The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth."
- Thomas J. Jackson
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Infantry-We are the military's version of the Boy Scouts... But with automatic weapons and no adult supervision.
- Anon.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stewart Mill
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BOTTOM LINE FOR THIS POST
The motivation in sports and combat has to be finishing second is not an option!
- Sports_Nut
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL HUMOR \ TRIVIA
Football physics presented in video format
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AT LONG LAST, SPORTS TIDBITS FOR MENSA AND OTHER BRAINIACS!!!
Yes, Sharon Stone (IQ 154), here is another piece of cake for you!!!
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TITLE OF WINNING VIDEO: The Fysics of Phootball
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Click here to view ===> FYSICS OF PHOOTBALL
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MORE CAKE FOR SHARON, MENSA TYPES?
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Click here to view ===> ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE!
Source: physicscentral.com
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SWIMMING TRIVIA
The physics of swimming 101
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THE MICHAEL PHELPS SYNDROME DEMYSTIFIED
Some aspects of swimming explained for the layman
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Click here to view ===> FISH DO IT ALL THE TIME!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wittenbergtorch.com

NASCAR HUMOR
A Nascar Christmas poem for Nascar and other racing fans
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Click here to view ===> NASCAR CHRISTMAS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fightforum.com

MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ( MMA ) QUOTES
Quotes from a mixed martial arts forum
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Stephen Quadros: Would you be concerned about Sateke's
invisible kick?
Quinton Jackson: I guess so, goddamit, 'cuz if it's invisible,
I cannot see the mother****er.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: judoforum.com

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JUDO QUOTES
Quotes from a Judo forum
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"Pain is the best teacher, but no one wants to go to his class."
Anonymous
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