Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: insidesports.com

"There's only one legend. That's me. That's right, it's me. Everybody says it: black, white. Everybody calls me a legend: Italians, Jews. Everybody."
– Roberto Duran was obviously inducted into the World Boxing Hall of Fame based on his humility.

"It will come down to how the horse performs on the day and how the jockey performs on the day, because you'll know that they'll all be trained to the minute."
– Leading jockey Glen Boss completes a rare cliché trifecta in the lead-up to the Cox Plate.

"Hey, I was having a shit."
– Finn Kimi Raikkonen explains to British broadcaster ITV why he missed Pele's presentation of a gold trophy to Michael Schumacher, who retired after the Brazilian Grand Prix.

“I don’t know what my split was for the 50m, but I’m sure I haven’t swum that fast in years.”– US Olympic swimmer Gary Hall Jr, who survived a shark attack while spearfishing with his sister off the Florida coast

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Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: insidesport.com

"Beach volleyball in Mongolia is very difficult, because we don't have any beaches."
– Mongolian beach volleyball player Bayarmaa Tsogtbaatar on how she expected her team would fare at the Asian Games.

"The very fact that Mr Mason got in first shows he's a superior fighter; it does not suggest a disproportionate response. It was Mr Mason's belief that he was going to be the victim of an assault by Mr Fielden. It would've been disproportionate if Mr Mason had head-butted, gouged or thrown a flurry of punches."
– Mason's legal counsel, Alan Sullivan, puts it another way. (Not that it mattered: Mason was suspended for one match and fined $5000.)

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