FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseballreliquary.org

RUTH ROBERTS

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DR. DAVID FLETCHER

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BILL MURRAY

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CASS SAPIR

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JOHN ADAMS

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BASEBALL FANATICS TRIVIA

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Baseball Reliquary annually selects the most fanatic

baseball fan from among its many qualified contenders.

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Compare your baseball fanaticism with the 2001 - 2008 winners

of the Hilda Award ( 5 winners shown above, 3 not shown) to see

what is required to win the coveted trophy.

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All 8 winners and their qualifications are cited below.

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL'S HILDA AWARD WINNERS

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quoteslist.net

FANATICS QUOTES
Quotes that can apply to any sports fanatic
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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne
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A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
Author: Franklin P Jones
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: martialdevelopment.com

AMBROSE BIERCE, AUTHOR OF THE CYNIC'S LEXICON,

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY

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MARTIAL ARTS DICTIONARY

An abbreviated devil's dictionary of martial arts terminology

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Sample entry with definition:

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SELF-DEFENSE – An elaborate system of strikes and holds, sometimes offered as a substitute for common sense and basic social skills.

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Click here to view ===> MARTIAL ARTS DICTIONARY

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: budopoint.de

MARTIAL ARTS QUOTES
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Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
-- Unknown
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Never fight an inanimate object.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
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I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
-- Tom Hanks
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: my-favorite-camping-store.com

CAMPING \ HIKING QUOTES
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-Dave Barry --American writer, b.1947
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She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.
-Mavis Gallant
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