SPORTS TRIVIA \ HUMOR \ QUOTES
Athletes adapt to the aging process to continue sports careers
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Athletes who retain their athletic skills after ex-teammates and
ex-competitors have long since retired are often referred to
by current teammates and competitors as "Old Folks",
generally on a private and affectionate basis.
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Some of the very famous "Old Folks" from different sports can
be viewed in the photo gallery below - some are still active!
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Click here to view ===> "OLD FOLKS" PHOTO GALLERY
Source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com
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The "Old Folks" who remain active after others retire have a
method to their madness.
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Click here to view ===> FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?
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Source: cnn.com
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And those athletes \ sportsmen who retire receive their
just reward from sports pundits, humorists and fanatics.
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As They Get Old...
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Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive
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Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
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Old surfers never die, they just get board
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Old hikers never die, they just trail away
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Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
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Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
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Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
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Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap
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Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
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Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires
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Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
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Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse
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Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
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Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over
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Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six
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Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged
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Old dieters never die, they just waist away
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Old divers never die, they just extend their bottom time
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Old divers never die, they just flop
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Old divers never die, they just lose their spring
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Old drivers never die, they just blow a gasket.
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Old fighters never die, they just lose their punch
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Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
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Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way
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Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone
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Old football players never die, they just kick off
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Old football players never die, they just kick the bucket
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Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along
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Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
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Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal
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Old jockeys never die, they just go horse
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Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away
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Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings
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Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast
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Old skiers never die, they just go over the hill
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Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick
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Old spelunkers (cave explorers) never die, they just cave in
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Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged
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Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip
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Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over
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Source: bored.com
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