SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, November 30, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: eslteachersboard.com


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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Ted Williams Show
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17 Ted Williams Quotes to Celebrate the Birth of a Baseball Great
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1. There's only one way to become a hitter. Go up to the plate and get mad. Get mad at yourself and mad at the pitcher.
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2. A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.'
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3. All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
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4. Baseball gives every American boy a chance to excel, not just to be as good as someone else but to be better than someone else. This is the nature of man and the name of the game.
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5. Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
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6. Baseball's future? Bigger and bigger, better and better! No question about it, it's the greatest game there is!
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7. By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
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8. God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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9. Hitting is fifty percent above the shoulders.
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10. Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest.
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11. I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.
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12. I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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13. If I was being paid $30,000 a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.
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14. If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.
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15. If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
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16. There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game.
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17. You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: goal.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Jose Mourinho Show
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“My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard’s history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them.”
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"For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: andrewsstarspage.com



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HOCKEY QUOTES

The Brett Hull Show

"I got really mad and threw him off the ice. And then, I chased him around the locker room. He was laughing the whole time. He told me he had to go golfing."

-- Hitchcock on when Hull kept dumping pucks in the corner during practice after Hitchcock said it didn't matter how many goals you scored if you couldn't stop the other team from scoring

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