SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, September 29, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: reellifewisdom.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Article: The 10 Best Football Movie Quotes
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Click here to view ===> FOOTBALL
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References to:
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Almost Normal
Remember the Titans
Back To School
We Are Marshall
Any Given Sunday
Horse Feathers
Trouble Along the Way
Flirting
Varsity Blues
Little Giants
Steve Emtman
James Van Der Beek
Noah Taylor
John Wayne
Groucho Marx
Al Pacino
Matthew McConaughey
Rodney Dangerfield
Denzel Washington
Virginia Smith
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: reellifewisdom.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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Article: 10 Best Movie Quotes about Baseball
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL
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References to:
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Zelig
Eight Men Out
Bull Durham
Major League
For the Love of the Game
The Forgotten
Stolen Summer
Field of Dreams
The Sandlot
Mike Vitar
James Earl Jones
Aidan Quinn
Dominic West
Vin Scully
Bob Uecker
Ray Liotta
Susan Sarandon
John Cusack
Woody Allen
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: stracka.com

GOLF QUOTES
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Click here to view ===> FORE!
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George Deukmejian
A.A. Milne
Ted Ray
George Archer
Paul Harvey
Davis Love, Jr.
Howard Keel
Nick Faldo
Henry Cotton
Bruce Lansky
Bruce Crampton
Jimmy Demaret
Craig Stadler
Dr. Bob Rotella
Harry Vardon
Dave Hill
Sam Snead
Ben Hogan
Jack Nicklaus
Mark Twain
Tiger Woods
The Caddie's Code
Lee Trevino
Winston Churchill
Peter Dye
Bobby Jones
Walter Hagen
John Daly
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes from the movie Jerry Maguire
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PLOT SUMMARY: Jerry Maguire (1996)
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Jerry Maguire used to be a typical sports agent: willing to do just about anything he could to get the biggest possible contracts for his clients, plus a nice commission for himself. Then, one day, he suddenly has second thoughts about what he's really doing. When he voices these doubts, he ends up losing his job and all of his clients, save Rod Tidwell, an egomaniacal football player. Can Jerry resurrect his career while still staying true to himself?
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Summary written by Jean-Marc Rocher {rocher@fiberbit.net}
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Click here to view ===> QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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NFL QUOTES
Quotes from the movie North Dallas Forty
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Click here to view ===> NFL
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tvsquad.com

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OLYMPICS SPORTS TRIVIA
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Seven Olympic athletes who transitioned to television - VIDEO
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Click here to view ===> OLYMPICS
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References to:
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Muhammad Ali
George Foreman
Mitch Gaylord
Bruce Jenner
Michelle Kwan
Sugar Ray Leonard
Mary Lou Retton
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: oxymorons.info

SPORTS TRIVIA
List of sports oxymorons
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS OXYMORONS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quoteland.com

RUGBY QUOTE
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Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
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~P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves, 1930
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