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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Alex Rodriguez Show
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"I knew we weren't taking Tic Tacs. I knew that."
- Feb. 17, 2009
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Other than that, says A-Rod as he admits to his performance-enhancing drug use in a spring training press conference, he had no idea what it was he was doing.
"I was stupid," he says.
He said it, not us.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: esquire.com

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BASKETBALL QUOTES

The Phil Jackson Show

My dad always had this little sign on his desk:

"The bigger your head is, the easier your shoes are to fill."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thesportreview.com

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SOCCER QUOTES

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The Alex Ferguson Show

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: translated.by

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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Ian Holloway Show
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“We threw everything at them. The kitchen sink, golf clubs, emptied the garage and threw it at them. Unfortunately, it was not enough, but at least my garage is tidy.”
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forumpolitics.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Barry Bonds Show
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“Back when I first started Nolan Ryan was still a dominating pitcher – even though he was at the end of his career. The best thing I ever did was strike out three times against him in Spring Training, because I wanted to be in there so badly.”
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FUNNY SPORT QUOTES \ Source: web.tigerwoods.com

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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes about Tiger Woods
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The Tiger Woods Show
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"I would be walking along, carrying his bag, and with those long legs of his, he was gone.
He'd say, 'Hurry up, Dad.'
I said, 'Are you at your ball yet?
No.
Are you ready for another club?
No.
When you are, I'll be there.'
-- Earl Woods on carrying Tiger's bag in junior tournaments
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