SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: broadstreetbelievers.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
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August 13, 2008
Ridiculous Statistics - Dominance
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The difference between Tiger Woods’ #1 ranking and Phil Mickelson’s #2 ranking is a wider margin than that between #2 Mickelson and the 110th ranked player in the world.
I apologize for not knowing or understanding the point system than goes into ranking golfers, but I do not think that it makes much of a difference, considering the sheer ridiculousness of that stat.
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Michael Phelps has as many gold medals in this Olympics than Great Britain, France, Spain, and Russia - combined.
In fact, if Phelps were his own country, he would be tied with South Korea and a Phelps-less USA for second in gold medals.Obviously, the dominance of Michael Phelps is remarkable, but this really puts it into perspective.
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Michael Phelps has more career gold medals (11) than the entire history of India (8).
This is even more remarkable. Granted they are not known for their athletic achievements, outside of maybe squash and cricket (both non-Olympic events), but India has more than one billion people and has competed at 22 different Olympiads. Phelps is one person and has competed at 2 Olympiads.
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Babe Ruth hit 54 home runs in 1920. That same year, the St. Louis Browns were second in the AL in home runs–as a team–with 50.
The 1920 Boston Red Sox hit 22.Now, I know that this Babe Ruth stuff has been done and done again, but this is absolutely remarkable. This one guy hit more home runs than any other TEAM. His individual total was almost TRIPLE that of the entire Boston team. Oh, and by the way, George Sisler was second in home runs, behind the Babe, with 19.
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Roy Oswalt is 21-1 against the Cincinnati Reds.
Now, I do love the random stat, but this one is ridiculous. Yes, I know that Roy Oswalt is one of the best pitchers on the era. And, yes, I know that the Cincinnati Reds have really struggled during Oswalt’s career, but TWENTY-ONE and ONE?!?
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: 80scultmoviesource.com

SPORTS HUMOR
Sports-related quotes from cult movies of the 80's
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The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.
-Thornton Mellon, Back to School
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Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching ”The Wide World of Sports.“ So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
-Lane Meyer, Better off Dead
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You know, if there were gangs around like in the old days, I'd be running things, not you. You'd be second lieutenant. You might have gotten by for a while on the Motorcycle Boy's rep, but you have to be smart to run things. You ain't got your brother's brains. It's nothing personal, Rusty James, but nobody would follow you into a fight because you'd get people killed - and nobody wants to be killed.
-Smokey, Rumble Fish
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
-Nada They Live
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