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SPORTS QUOTES

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Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
- Joe Frazier

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All the time he's boxing, he's thinking. All the time he was thinking, I was hitting him.
- Jack Dempsey

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Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Lord Charles Beresford

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
- Anonymous

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A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
- Mary Kay Blakely

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
- Jimmy Demaret

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The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to receive.
- Moliere

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Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
- Virginia Graham

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
- Jackie Robinson

Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.
- Bobby Charlton

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Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: 21stcenturypaladin.com

SPORTS QUOTES

Muhammad Ali
"I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right."

Carmelo Anthony
"It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston." [Assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks.]

Patrick Ewing
"We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money."

Kevin Garnett
"They're really aggressive. They're like roaches on bread - you drop some on the floor and, boom, they're on it." [On Miami's defense.]

Martina Hingis
"I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier
than all the other women in sports."

John Kerr
"I would get close to him and breathe on his goggles." [When asked how he would guard somebody like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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