FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: in.rediff.com

SPORTS QUOTES

"I started running in high school. I found out if you run fast then you can get girls"

-- sprinter Kim Collins.

"It's really quite bizarre but apparently when I swim the 1,500 at this level, I can conceive babies for people. I suppose they're lucky I'm not a sprinter because that's all over in a minute"

-- Australian Grant Hackett about e-mails he received from women who got pregnant during his marathon race triumphs.

"Everybody else's family is here, why couldn't I bring my family?"

-- American beach volleyball player Misty May, who scattered her dead mother's ashes on court after winning gold.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youthsportsclub.com

BASEBALL QUOTES It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it. -Rocky Bridges Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. -Lou Brock No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby. -Lou Brock They were starting to hit the dry side of the ball. -Lew Burdette, on when he knew it was time to retire I thought I had it. I was twisting around like this. It grazed my glove, hit me on the head, and bounced over. I'll be on ESPN for about a month. -Jose Canseco This boy throws so fast you can't see 'em and he knows where he is throwing, because if he didn't there would be dead bodies all over Idaho. -Joe Cantillion, on Walter Johnson before joining the Washington Senators Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? - Harry Caray

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youthsportsclub.com

BASEBALL QUOTES

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.
-Rocky Bridges

the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at
five o'clock.
-David Bristol, Milwaukee Brewers manager

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: geocities.com

BASEBALL QUOTES

Bob Uecker quotes:

"I led the league in 'Go get 'em next time.'"

"I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."

"I remember one time I'm batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They lead, 2 - 1, it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out and the pitcher has a full count on me. I look over to the Dodger dugout and they're all in street clothes."

"When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."

"Wait until it stops rolling and pick it up." - on how to catch a knuckleball

"I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase."

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