SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, April 19, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tidefootball.com

 
All Time Favorites (Crimson Tide College Football Quotes):

"Shaun Alexander before Seattle's 34-14 NFC title triumph over Carolina.

"I think whenever you play football, at any time it could be your last play," said the University of Alabama's all-time rushing leader. "That's the great thing about this sport. Every week and every play, you have to play like it's your last."

President Ronald Reagan describing Bear Bryant's legacy in a statement on Jan. 26, 1983: "Today we Americans lost a hero who always seemed larger than life. ... Bear Bryant gave his country the gift of a life unsurpassed. In making the impossible seem easy, he lived what we strive to be."

"Travis (Carroll) was a part of this team and it hurts to lose him, but the truth is, I was planning on starting this year whether Travis was here or not." Marvin Constant #45, 1999.

*He knocked me woozy. I have never been hit like that before and hopefully, I'll never be hit like that again.* Notre Dame QB Steve Beuerlein after Cornelius Bennett's tackle of him in the 1986 game.

*Folks, this is the greatest individual defensive effort I have ever witnessed.* CBS announcer Brent Musburger talking about Derek Thomas in the 1988 Penn State game.

*I just want to thank God for blessing me with some athletic talent and letting me play for the University of Alabama.* Derrick Thomas in accepting the Butkus Trophy in 1988.

*Willie Wyatt is a walking nightmare for centers.* Coach Curry talking about his nose guard in 1989.

*I just waxed the dude.* DB Rory Turner's explanation of his game-saving tackle of Auburn's Brent Fullwood in the 17-15 1984 game.

"I don't know if that's a great team, but they most certainly were great against us. I don't guess anybody has ever hit us that hard." Auburn coach Shug Jordan, 1961.

"I can honestly say that I didn't come to the University of Alabama because I thought it would be easy. No, I came because I knew it would be hard." Former Tide player Tommy Wilcox.

"All I know is that we went out there in two buses and we came back in one." Former Texas A&M player Gene Stallings, upon being asked if Coach Bryant's first practices at Texas A&M were as tough as reported.

"Here's a moment you dream about happening, and here it was staring at us in the face. Gut-check time. Coach always preached it, jaw to jaw, cheek tocheek. They weren't going anywhere." Former Tide star Rich Wingo, of the goal-line stand in '79 for the National Championship.

"You'd better pass." Marty Lyons (to Penn St QB Chuck Fusina) when he walked to the line of scrimmage to see how far the ball was from the goal line just before the famous goal line stand play.

"Well, they're not blocking anyone, so I'd thought I'd see if they could play defense." Former Tide QB Pat Trammel, explaining to Coach Bryant why he had quick kicked on third down. This was in the days of the "one-platoon system", when the same set of players played offense and defense.

"I guess I'm just too full of 'Bama." Tommy Lewis, explaining why he charged, bareheaded, off the bench to tackle Rices' Dick Moegle who was on his way to a 95 yard TD run in the 1954 Cotton Bowl.

"The first fifty yards I was praying no one would catch me, the last fifty yards I was praying that someone would." Lee Ozmint, after intercepting a pass in the end zone and returning it 100 yards for a touchdown.

"No man, I majored in Journalism, it was easier." Joe Namath responding to a reporter who asked him if he majored in Basket Weaving at Alabama.

"You never know what a football player is made of until he plays against Alabama.", Former Tennessee Coach Bob Neyland.

"His ear had a real nasty cut and it was dangling from his head, bleeding badly. He grabbed his own ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and the managers bandaged him. Man was that guy a tough one. He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." Tennessee lineman Bull Bayer talking about his Alabama counterpart and first All-American Bully VandeGraaf in the 1913 game.

"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.

"No one can help but be aware of the rich tradition that is associated with this team and with this university. Tradition is a burden in many ways. To have a tradition like ours means that you can't lose your cool; to have tradition like ours means that you always have to show class, even when you are not quite up to it; to have tradition like ours means that you have to do some things that you don't want to do and some you even think you can't do, simply because tradition demands it of you. On the other hand, tradition is the thing that sustains us. Tradition is that which allows us to prevail in ways that we could not otherwise." University President David Matthews talking to an Alabama team in the early 70's.

"I knew Coach Curry was leaving when he came in the squad room with a blue jacket on and in its lapels were tickets to the Kentucky Derby." Center Roger Shultz talking to the media the night Coach Curry told the team he had accepted another job.

"The expectation level is high at the University of Alabama and it should be.What's wrong with people expecting excellence?" Coach Gene Stallings upon his hiring as head coach in 1990.

"I was determined to block that field goal. There was no way I was going to let Alabama lose." Safety Stacy Harrison after blocking a field goal in the Tide's 9-6 win over Tennessee in 1990.

"Alabama's cornerbacks don't impress me one bit. They're overrated. Real men don't play zone defense and we'll show them a thing or two come January 1." Miami Receiver Lamar Thomas before the '93 Sugar Bowl. Thomas was involved in the Play of the Century.

"I wish Coach Bryant were here to see this defense play." Defensive Coordinator Bill Oliver about the '92 defense.

"And believe me, to have been in the city of Tuscaloosa in October when you were young and full of Early Times and had a shining Alabama girl by your side--to have had all that and then to have seen those red shirts pour onto the field, and, then, coming behind them, with that inexorable big cat walk of his, the man himself, The Bear--that was very good indeed." Howell Raines, a Washington correspondent for the New York Times.

What People Say about Coach Bryant..."I don't know about the rest of you, but I know one thing. Ole thirty-four will be after them. He'll be after their asses!" Former Tide coach Hank Crisp, talking of Paul Bryant the player, who had a broken leg and had not expected to play.

"Bryant can take his and beat yours, and then he can turn around and take yours and beat his." Houston Oiler head coach Bum Phillips, a former player under Coach Bryant.

"You go by that and they'll have to fire us all." Former Auburn coach Shug Jordan on finding out that LSU coach Charlie McLendon had been fired for not being able to defeat Coach Bryant.

"If I could reach my students like that, I'd teach for nothing." An Alabama professor after seeing the players reaction to a pregame talk by Coach Bryant.

"My biggest thrill in college was the first time he called me by [my] name on the field." Former Tide WR Keith Pugh

"I'd do it again in a minute. If your a football player, you dream of playing for Coach Bryant ."Former Tide defender John Mitchell, on being the first black player to play football at Alabama.

"I can't imagine being in the Hall of Fame with Coach Bryant. There ought to be two Hall of Fames, one for Coach Bryant and one for everybody else." Ozzie Newsome, upon his induction to the Alabama Hall of Fame.

"He literally knocked the door down. I mean right off its hinges. A policeman came in and asked who knocked the door down, and Coach Bryant said, "I did". The policeman just said "Okay" and walked off." Jerry Duncan describing an irate Bryant after a 7-7 tie with Tennessee.

"This must be what God looks like." George Blanda, who played for Bryant at Kentucky, upon his first meeting with the coach.

"He literally coached himself to death. He was our greatest coach." Former Ohio State head coach Woody Hayes at the funeral for Coach Bryant.

"We were in the first meeting with Coach Bryant and he told us in four years if we believed in his plan and dedicated ourselves to being the best we could be we would be national champions. He was right." Billy Neighbors remembering Coach Bryant in 1958.

And what "The Bear" had to say..."I'll never forget going to the Rose Bowl. I remember everything about it. We were on the train and Coach Thomas was talking to three coaches and Red Heard, the athletic director at LSU. Coach Thomas said, ?Red, this is my best football player. This is the best player on my team.' Well, shoot, I could have gone right out the top. He was getting me ready. And I was, too. I would have gone out there and killed myself for Alabama that day." Reminiscing about the 1935 Rose Bowl trip and Coach Thomas.

"How many people watch you give a final exam? [About fifty is the reply.] Well, I have 50,000 watch me give mine - every Saturday!" To English Professor Tommy Mayo (at Texas A&M) when questioned about his emphasis on winning and his salary.

"Stephenson was a man among children - he didn't say very much, but he didn't have to." About Dwight Stevenson, the center on the Championship 1979 squad. Bryant also called Stephenson "the best center I've ever coached."

*Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds.*Coach Bryant on Lee Roy Jordan.

"Sure I'd like to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state." To a group of boosters before an Auburn game. This comment was widely reported, and AU upset the Tide a few days later.

"I left Texas A&M because my school called me. Mama called, and when Mama calls, then you just have to come running." On why he had to leave A&M with six years left on his contract.

"You couldn't play four years and be good enough to cost the University of Alabama thirty yards!" An irate Coach Bryant to a player who had just received his second fifteen yard penalty of the game.

"He can't run, he can't pass, and he can't kick - all he can do is beat you." Speaking of Tide QB Pat Trammel.

"This is the saddest day of my life." Coach Bryant on hearing the news Pat Trammell had died in Birmingham in December, 1968.

"All I know is, I don't want to stop coaching, and I don't want to stop winning, so we're gonna break the record unless I die." Bryant, when asked if he would break Alonzo Staggs record of 314 college wins.

"I know one thing, I'd rather die now than to have died this morning and missed this game." Coach Bryant after Bama's win over unbeaten Auburn in '71.

"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!" After being asked if he had considered going for a field goal when trailing by three points.

"Regardless of who was coaching them, they still would have been a great team. I said early in the season that they were the nicest, even sissiest, bunch I ever had. I think they read it, because later on they got unfriendly." On his 1961 team.

"I didn't care if we ever quit practicing. I loved it. The only other guy I ever knew who loved it as much was Jerry Duncan. He would beg to practice even when he was hurt. I've actually seen him cry because the trainer told him he couldn't scrimmage." On Jerry Duncan, his star tackle in 1964-66.

"What the hell's the matter with you people down there? Don't y'all take your football seriously?" Coach Bryant, upon calling Auburn at 6 AM only to find out that none of the coaches were in their offices yet.

*Woody is a great coach . . . and I ain't bad.* After the Tide beat Ohio State 35 - 6 in the 1978 Sugar Bowl.

"Here's a twenty, bury two." Coach Bryant, after being asked to chip in ten dollars to help cover the cost of a sportswriters funeral.

"I'm just a simple plow hand from Arkansas, but I have learned over the years how to hold a team together. How to lift some men up, how to calm others down, until finally they've got one heartbeat, together, a team." Bryant, when asked why he was so successful as a coach.

"What matters...is not the size of the dog in the fight, but of the fight in the dog." *I ain't never been nothing but a winner.*

"If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards."






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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: Various joke sites on the Internet

 
 
SPORTS INSULTS
 
(Yo Mama Style, Part II)
 
Yo mama so dumb she drowned during the wave at a football stadium!
 
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman
 
Yo' mama's so stupid he thinks Beirut is a famous baseball player
 
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
 
Yo momma is so old she remembers when Duke was a football school.
 
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
 
When she plays basketball, she IS the full court press.
 
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
 
Yo mama is so fat, she has a blackbelt at McDonald's.
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
 
Whoever said "No man is an island" never saw yo mama in the swimming pool.
 
Yo mama went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
 
Yo mama was so stupid she thought Gangrene was another golf course.
 
Yo mama thinks m@sterbation is a karate teacher.
 
Yo mama's got a Nike tag on her weave, so now everybody calls her "Hair Jordan."







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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com

OLYMPICS QUOTES

Hearts laid bare as athletes tell all at Games

(Includes track and field )

Posted: Monday August 30, 2004 10:09PM; Updated: Monday August 30, 2004 10:38PM


ATHENS (Reuters) -- The Olympics is the athlete's chance for 15 minutes of fame. It is the perfect opportunity for that eloquent soundbite to sum up the ecstasy of victory, the heartache of defeat.
For all human emotions are laid bare at the Olympics where the hopes of a lifetime are packed into a moment.

Here are some of the most memorable from Athens:

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"All these people who crucify me on TV are the same people who wanted to be photographed with me after every success. But after crucifixion comes resurrection," said disgraced Greek sprinter Costas Kenteris before withdrawing from the Games over a missed drugs test.
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"Devastated," said Briton Paula Radcliffe, slumping to the ground in a crumpled heap, her chance for marathon glory melting in the merciless Athens heat.
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"Our politicians are knee-deep in filthy urine," said Georgios Helakis, managing director of the Sportime daily on the controversy surrounding Greek sprinters Kenteris and Katerina Thanou
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"We are also already tuning down our communication around Thanou and changing billboards and outdoor posters wherever we can, so at our office building we are replacing Thanou with Ian Thorpe," said Jan Runau, Adidas' director of PR
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"Everybody else's family is here, why couldn't I bring my family," said American Beach Volleyball player Misty May, who scattered her dead mother's ashes on court after winning gold.
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"I was treated badly. They stripped me off ... and even looked into my backside. It was like the Gestapo method in World War Two," complained Hungary's discus gold medallist Robert Fazekas after refusing to give a complete urine sample
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"I swear, honestly I have never taken any banned substances, I swear on the lives of my two angels, my children," Greek weightlifter Leonidas Sampanis, in tears, told reporters after testing positive for higher levels of testosterone.
"I have passed many tests in my 10 years as a professional and I have never ever tested positive. I beg you, all Greeks, not to desert me."
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"Ah Yes. This all-mysterious getting into the zone thing. If I could bottle it I would be a millionaire," said American trap shooter Bret Erickson on the powers of concentration needed at shooting
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"I suppose they're lucky I'm not a sprinter because that's all over in a minute," said Australian 1500 metres swimmer Grant Hackett about e-mails he received from women who conceived during his marathon race triumphs
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"This sport will miss him, he has been a great ambassador for swimming," said U.S. coach Bob Bowman on the departure of Russian great Alexander Popov, who failed to win a medal in Athens.
"He's like a heavyweight fighter, they don't go down until they've been knocked out. If they lose a decision, they just keep getting back up but this might be the sign it's time for him to move on."
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"One would hope there would be no positive tests," said International Weightlifting Federation (IWF) technical director Sam Coffa after the news that five weightlifters had failed dope tests. "But the reality is this is the biggest sporting event on the planet and for sure you can't stop some idiot from doing a stupid thing."
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"I feel I'm capable of continuing but I feel it's the right time for me to go. I'm a woman, I'd like to have a family and I'd like to be loved," said Russian Svetlana Khorkina after winning gymnastics all-round silver in her final Olympics
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"I think I understand what they were going through. We are here at the birthplace of the Olympics and the defending champion is from Greece ... and he was not allowed to compete," said 200 metres champion Shawn Crawford after the race was delayed by Greek crowds booing in anger over Kenteris' absence
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"Why do people want to give a negative impression of sports?" Greece's 400 metres hurdles champion Fania Halkia asked when facing a barrage of questions about her rise to prominence
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"My victory has proved that athletes with yellow skin can run as fast as those with black and white skin," said Liu Xiang, winning the men's 110 metres hurdles in a world record-equalling time of 12.91 seconds
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"I was in God's hands and he knows what's best for me," said Badminton's Mia Audina, who is married to a Dutch gospel singer, after losing in the women's singles final.
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"I started running in high school. I found out if you run fast then you can get girls," sprinter Kim Collins from St Kitts and Nevis on why he first took up running
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"I was just treating it like another day at the gym." Britain's 17-year-old lightweight Amir Khan after he outclassed European champion Dimitar Stilianov of Bulgaria to make the quarter-finals of the boxing.
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Shawn Crawford, the fastest man in the world this season with 9.88, was the fastest 100 metres qualifier with 10.02, despite running in a back-to-front baseball cap and sunglasses.
"It's the first time I've worn a hat in competition but it's just a little sun visor on the back of my neck so my engine doesn't overheat," he said
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"I personally feel that I was the champion that night and what I did was absolutely incredible to come back from 12th place after the vault and I don't think that anyone should take that moment away," said U.S. gymnast Paul Hamm, who won gold in the Olympics men's all-round gymnastics title due to a scoring error.
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"There will be ice cream for the kid tonight," Iraqi boxer Najah Ali's American coach Maurice "Termite" Watkins said after Ali made a brave second-round exit
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"I believe in God and I believe God saw all my efforts and helped me. Now I just want to go home to see my family and share this joy with them," Belarussian Yuliya Nesterenko, surprise winner of women's 100 metres.
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"All I want to do now is stand in the corner and howl," said German equestrian team chief Reinhardt Wendt after Germany lost their two gold medals in the three-day event after a protest by France, Britain and the U.S.
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"I'm really unforgiving," said German Bettina Hoy, who lost two golds in the row. "I don't think I will ever be able to forgive for this.
"I don't ever again want to see the English, French and U.S. equestrian officials who took our gold medals away from us. And if I do run into them I'm going to completely ignore them."
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"Crap happens. I'll live to shoot another day," said American sharpshooter Matthew Emmons who was just one shot away from a second Olympic gold medal when he fired at the wrong target in the final round.
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"I will enjoy this. I will party. I will drink a lot of champagne," Christian Olsson of Sweden after winning the men's triple jump.
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"I did my job, at least I think both of us could have been first. It's over who cares?" Bulgarian gymnast Jordan Jovtchev after finishing 0.012 of a point behind Greece's Dimosthenis Tampako in the men's rings.
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"Do you know if I aimed for a 10, I am sure I would not have got 10. I resigned myself to the divine will, and then I was calmed down," South Korean Park Sung-hyun after firing a maximum score with the last shot to clinch the women's archery teams title 241-240.
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"I look like a girl! I cry the whole time! I can't believe it. I thought I was ready to deal with this kind of victory and pressure. I have to learn about that," said Spanish mountain biker Jose Antonio overcome by the emotion of his silver medal.
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"It's the second Golden Age of Pericles," said Yiannis Atzemian, owner of the Savas taverna near Monastiraki Square about the thousands flocking the city centre to party every night. "Business is up by 100 percent, I wish we had the Olympics every year."
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"I was going down the straight, the line just wouldn't come quick enough. I think my heart took me to the line," Britain's Kelly Holmes on winning the 800 metres, the first of her two golds.
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"I don't think there's anything more painful in the world," a tearful U.S. wrestler Sara McMann on how it feels to just miss out on a gold medal. McMann lost to Kaori Icho of Japan in the last minute of their gold medal bout in the 63 kg category.
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"Every time you visualised it, it was the gold." U.S. wrestler Patricia Miranda on trying to come to terms with the disappointment of winning bronze.
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Ethiopia's Ejegayehu Dibaba was convinced she had won the 10,000 metres until an official explained that she had been overtaken by China's Xing Huina in the last 100 metres.
Dibaba, who thought the Chinese woman was a lapped runner, was asked by an official as she approached reporters: "You are the one who came second, right?"
Dibaba replied: "No, first."
"You got a silver medal?" the official then said, to which she replied: "No, gold."
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"We've been using muesli to fight against nuclear weapons," said Karlheinz Steinmetz, trainer of German discus thrower Lars Riedel who won gold in Atlanta but ended seventh in Athens.
"It's a miracle Lars has been able to stay up at this level for so long and remain successful."


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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: runplanet.com


 Cross Country Running
 
(Track and Field)
 

Stadiums are for spectators. We runners have nature and that is much better.
Juha Väätäinen, Finland

 

The start of a World Cross Country event is like riding a horse in the middle of a buffalo stampede. It's a thrill if you keep up, but one slip and you're nothing but hoof prints.
Ed Eyestone

 

The freedom of Cross Country is so primitive. It's woman vs. nature.
Lynn Jennings

 

The footing was really atrocious. I loved it. I really like Cross Country; you're one with the mud.
Lynn Jennings

 

Get out well, but not too quickly, move through the field, be comfortable. Strategy-wise, go with your strengths. If you don't have a great finish, you must get away to win. I've always found it effective to make a move just before the crest of a hill. You get away just a little and you're gone before your opponent gets over the top. Also, around a tight bend, take off like holy hell. I've done that a number of times. You should not be flying down the home straight. Most of your efforts should have been put forth earlier.
John Treacy, Ireland's two-time world cross country champion (1978, 1979)

School cross country runs started because the rugby pitches were flooded. There was an alternative: extra studying. This meant there were plenty of runners on sports afternoons.
Gordon Pirie

 

When I was about 14 or 15, and running in a pretty muddy cross country race, one of my shoes stuck in the mud and came off. Boy, was I wild. To think that I had trained hard for this race and didn't do up my shoelace tightly enough! I really got aggressive with myself, and I found myself starting to pass a lot of runners. As it turned out, I improved something like twenty places in that one race. But I never did get my shoe back.
Rob de Castella

 

We told our guys to hold on for 30 minutes of agony for 12 months of glory.
Coach John McDonnell, after Arkansas won the 1993 Ncaa Cross Country title

 

Cross Country is like poker. You have to be holding five good cards all the time.
Rollie Geiger, North Carolina State Coach

 

I prefer running without shoes. My toes didn't get cold. Besides, if I'm in front from the start, no one can step on them.
Michelle Dekkers, the barefoot South African runner who won the 1989 Ncaa cross country title for Indiana

 

A running machine, that glides over mud, crud and goop.
Ed Eyestone's definition of Kenyan ace John Ngugi

 

The secret of cross country is to do everything we on the track and take it into the bush.
Mike Koskei, former national coach of Kenya
 


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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: runplanet.com

 

MILE RUN QUOTES

The mile has all the elements of drama.
Sir Roger Bannister

The mile has a classic symmetry. It's a play in four acts.
John Landy

Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length: beginning, middle, end, a story unfolding.
Sebastian Coe

Whether we athletes liked it or not, the 4-minute mile had become rather like an Everest: a challenge to the human spirit, it was a barrier that seemed to defy all attempts to break it, an irksome reminder that men's striving might be in vain.
Sir Roger Bannister

I think it is bloody silly to put flowers on the grave of the 4-minute mile, now isn't it? It turns out it wasn't so much like Everest as it was like the Matterhorn; somebody had to climb it first, but I hear now they've even got a cow up it.
Harry Wilson, coach

There was nothing unusual about my victory. The entire story was back in eighth place. There is simply no way to imagine how good Jim Ryun is or how far he will go after he becomes an adult. What he did was more significant than Roger Bannister's first mile under 4 minutes.
Dyrol Burleson, after winning the Compton Invitational Mile on June 5th, 1964. Ryun, just 17, ran 3.59,0

I ran my first sub-4-minute mile in 1977 and since then have run 136 more. Nobody has run as many sub-4s as I have, and I intend to run at least one more.
Steve Scott, 1995, after cancer surgery

The 800 meter record, the records in the 1000, the 1500, the 5000, the relays: no one remembers them. The mile, they remember. Only the mile.
John Walker

Almost every part of the mile is tactically important: you can never let down, never stop thinking, and you can be beaten at almost any point. I suppose you could say it is like life.
John Landy

Roger Bannister studied the four-minute mile the way Jonas Salk studied polio - with a view to eradicating.
Jim Murray, L. A. Times columnist



 


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