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PART I OF 3 ENTRIES
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents a music video of quotes by Randy Moss
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Note from editor:
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Sports_nut is an old school music fan of the Funk music genre
and not too fond of the hip-hop \ rap genre.
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UNTIL NOW!!!
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That's right, folks. Youngsters (40 years old and younger) have
been asked over and over again, just what is that I'm hearing on
the radio - you kids really need to listen to James Brown and
Kool and the Gang for some killer dance music!
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While some hip-hop \ rap music did appeal to me, I now know
what the youngsters are talking about, thanks to a new kind of
sports journalism presented on music videos by DJ Steve Porter.
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From my day, I remember "cool" and from this day, I still hear
"cool" - that's what I use to describe the music videos that follow.
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End of editor's note.
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Youngsters (40 years old and younger), put on your dancing shoes.
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Seniors (older than 40), each of you turn up your hearing aid, if you
have one, and just listen!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ===> RANDY MOSS QUOTES
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PART 2 OF 3 ENTRIES
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SPORTS QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents hip-hop \ rap versions of famous sports quotes.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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Editor's note:
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Tell it like it is, Allen, and enjoy Turkey, especially the pay checks!
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PART 3 Of 3 ENTRIES
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BASEBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents Jack Cracker's hip-hop \ rap version on video
of puns of major league baseball player names.
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** CAUTION: LINK BELOW CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE **
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL PUNS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Sources: thenflchick.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR \ RANT

Web site presents a video of Deion Sanders' rant on ESPN on his

ranking of 34 in the list of the greatest 100 NFL players.

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Click here to view ===> NUMBER 34????

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blogs.palmbeachpost.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR

Web site presents overview of NFL documentary on the football

career of Bill Parcells

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Documentary: "Get me back out there. I can do this one more time”

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Editor's note:

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Fellow contemporaries of Parcells from the NFL offer an overview of

Parcell's career and persona and NFL fans offer illuminating views

on Parcells in the blog's comments section.

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End of note.

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Click here to view ===> NFL QUOTES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dailymail.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents its best sports quotes in 2010 from soccer, snooker,
rugby, tennis, golf, etc.
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TENNIS
"I just couldn't lose to a bloke wearing a shirt like that,"
Lleyton Hewitt following his US Open victory over Dominik Hrbaty, who wore a pink and black shirt with two oval holes cut out of the back.
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GOLF
"They don't let you smoke or drink in gyms so you know I'm not going to have any fun doing that."
John Daly plays it straight as he insists he has no plans to pump iron.
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"I am 42 now and supposed to be going downhill. It's nice to go the other way." Colin Montgomerie on the resurgence in his game which saw him continue his red-hot form.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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BASEBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR

Web site presents baseball slang by Ring Lardner \ H. L. Mencken.

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR

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Bonus Entry: A Cincinnati Reds forum presents funny baseball quotes..

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"I enjoy Shea Stadium. But the fans are something else. I look upon each game there as an experience. I get to go to a zoo and I don't have to pay admission."
-- Pete Rose
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"Would you say, Harvey, that this is the best game you ever pitched?"
-- Pittsburgh radio announcer, after Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for twelve innings, only to lose by 1-0 in the thirteenth
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(Concerning Oil Can Boyd) "He also had a Doberman that acquired a taste for beer! They both cut down, but how would you like to encounter a Doberman kicking a six-pack-a-day beer habit?"
-- Nolan Ryan
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Our next homestand is after this roadtrip"
- Mickey Rivers
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"Take those guys over to the other fields. I wanna see if they can play on the road."
--Sparky Anderson
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Don't have the exact quote, but Lenny Randle once said the reason why he had didn't have as many homers in the second half of the season as the first half, was because the first half was longer.
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Joe Garagiola commenting on the deal which sent he, Dick Cole, Bill Howerton, Howie Pollet and Ted Wilks to the Pirates for Cliff Chambers and Wally Westlake said "this was one of those trades that hurts both teams".
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"The Cubs traded Ray Fontenot and George Frazier to the Twins for Ron Davis. Looks like the Cubs got the better end of this deal. They got rid of two terrible pitchers and only got one terrible pitcher back."
---Harry Caray
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When Lou Piniella used to play the outfield for the Royals and Yankees, he'd yell at hecklers in the stands, "Go home and check your wife, we've got a ballplayer missing."
-- Tim McCarver
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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HUNTING QUOTES \ HUMOR

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Click here to view ===> LEWIS BLACK ON QUAIL HUNTING (VIDEO)

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Source: youtube.com

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Bonus Entry I: Hunting Forum Presents Quotes on Duck Hunting

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Click here to view ===> HUNTING QUOTES

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Source: kentuckyhunting.net

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Bonus Entry II: Donald Duck Goes Hunting!

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Click here to view ===> HUNTING CARTOON

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Source: youtube.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: angelfire.com

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CHEERLEADING QUOTES

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Any Man can hold a girls hand, but it takes the elite to hold their feet!
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*Cheer to be heard, stunt to be seen!

*Don't wear your team's colors --- bleed them.

*It's hard to be humble, when you can jump, stunt, and tumble!
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Golden Rules of Cheerleading :
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*Cheer every game as though it were your last.

*When all else fails, let your spirit shine through

*Don't eat the megaphone.

*The fans are looking to you, not at you.

*Sportsmanship starts and ends with the cheerleader

*It takes years to build your character...and mere seconds to destroy it.

*Democracy ends at the coach's door.

*Somewhere in the stands is a little girl who wants to be just like you...don't let her down.

*The difference between good and great is a little extra practice.

*Mom doesn't know where your uniform is because she didn't wear it last.

*Ignore stereotypes - - or at least don't beat someone up over them.

*Keep the cheer in cheerleader
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SPORTS TRIVIA

Web site presents the impact of physical disabilities on amateur and professional athletes.

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Related topics: Paraplegics Paralympics inspirational motivational

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Also found in my research was the Amputee Sports listing. Paralympic and other sports are listed here including soccer, bowling, windsurfing, golf, lawn bowling, and many more. I often find Paralympic event coverage on Fat Louie’s Women’s Sports Blog also.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS TRIVIA - PHYSICAL DISABILITIES
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Source: apryldelancey.blogspot.com
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Bonus Entry: 7 Professional Athletes Who Played with Physical Disabilities
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Web link below presents profiles of:
Rocky Bleier (NFL), Lou Brissie (MLB), Glenn Cunningham (track),
Tom Dempsey (NFL), Pete Gray (MLB), Natalie du Toit (swimming),
Jim Abbot (baseball).
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS TRIVIA - 7 WHO MADE IT!
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MOUNTAIN CLIMBING QUOTES
Web site presents movie quotes from Vertical Limit
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Plot Summary: Vertical Limit (2000)
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A high-adrenaline tale of young climber Peter Garrett, who must launch a treacherous and extraordinary rescue effort up K2, the world's second highest peak. Confronting both his own limitations and the awesome power of nature's uncontrollable elements, Peter risks his life to save his sister, Annie, and her summit team in a race against time. The team is trapped in an icy grave at 26,000 feet - a death zone above the vertical limit of endurance where the human body cannot survive for long. Every second counts as Peter enlists the help of a crew of fellow climbers, including eccentric, reclusive mountain man Montgomery Wick, to ascend the chilling might of the world's most feared peak to save her. Written by Sujit R. Varma
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Source: imdb.com
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Movie Trailer: Vertical Limit (2000)
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Click here to view ===> VERTICAL LIMIT MOVIE TRAILER
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Source: trailerfan.com
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Movie Quotes: Vertical Limit (2000)
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Monique: Cyril! Cyril, are you there? Cyril! Damn it, you answer me!
Cyril Bench: Nag, nag, nag. They always bloody nag.
Monique: You're sick.
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Peter: You're gonna kill him.
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Montgomery Wick: My wife died of edema. Stripped the skin from her throat, her lungs filled with water. She drowned in her own bodily fluids. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him.
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Peter: I can't let you do it.
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Montgomery Wick: Peter, do you know where you are? Above 24,000, you're at the vertical limit, you're already dying. Look at you. You can hardly stand. If you think you can stop me, go ahead.
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE QUOTES
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Source: imdb.com
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Bonus entry: More Mountain Climbing Quotes
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It's a round trip. Getting to the summit is optional, getting down is mandatory.
(Ed Viesturs)
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It's not advisable to drink too much strong liquors while climbing in the Alps. If, however, you are going to fall over a cliff, it's advisable to be thoroughly intoxicated when you do so.
(English alpinist)
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Life is brought down to the basics: if you are warm, regular, healthy, not thirsty or hungry, then you are not on a mountain. . . . Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall – it's great when you stop.(Chris Darwin ,The Social Climbers)
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Click here to view ===> MOUNTAIN CLIMBING QUOTES
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Source: sierra-nevada-news.com
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