SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, October 9, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dafactopedia.com

DANIELA HANTUCHOVA
PROFESSIONAL TENNIS PLAYER
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SPORTS PICTORIAL
Web site presents its choices for 20 hottest female athlete shoots.
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Youngsters (younger than 18): BYE!!!
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Seniors (older than 59): Check your ticker!!!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ===> FEMALE ATHLETE SHOOTS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

BASEBALL QUOTES
Web site presents quotes by ex-major league player Andy Van Slyke.
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•"Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon."

•"I have an Alka Seltzer bat. You know, plop plop fizz fizz. When the pitcher sees me walking up there they say, 'Oh what a relief it is.'"

•"It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game."

•"Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro."

•"My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money."

•"They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks."
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Source: quotesup.com
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Bonus : Quotes by ex-major league player John "Brother Low" Lowenstein.
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"I flush the john between innings to keep my wrists strong (fitness tip for designated hitters)."
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"Sure, I screwed up that sacrifice bunt. But look at it this way: I'm a better bunter than a billion Chinese."
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"The secret to keeping winning streaks going is to maximize the victories while at the same time minimizing the defeats*
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"If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want - except neurosurgery."
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"Nuclear war would render all baseball statistics meaningless"
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"Baseball is reality at its harshest... You have to introduce a fictional world to survive."
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Source: baseball-reference.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: kenn.com


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AMERICAN SOCCER QUOTES
A web blogger presents quotes related to the status of major league
soccer in America.
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Click here to view ===> AMERICAN SOCCER QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.co.uk


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SPORTS INSULTS \ PUT DOWNS \ TRASH TALKING

Web site lists its 12 greatest put downs in sports.
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-- George Best on Paul Gascoigne: "I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: 'What's an IQ?'"
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-- Former Birmingham City chairman Karren Brady on footballers: "They are only interested in drinking, clothes and the size of their willies."
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Click here to view ===> PUT DOWNS IN SPORTS

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: naturallyintense.net


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BODYBUILDING HUMOR
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You might be a bodybuilder ....
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If ‘whey’ is not something that you only hear in nursery rhymes involving a little girl named Muppet- you might be a bodybuilder.
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If anyone ever asked you if you had a degree in biochemistry after you explained to them what they should eat after a workout- you might be a bodybuilder.
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If you ever felt left out at the annual office party because they didn’t have any sodium free skinless chicken breasts on the menu- you might be a bodybuilder.
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If your idea of a dream vacation involves access to an on demand barbecue grill- you might be a bodybuilder.
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Click here to view ===> BODYBUILDING HUMOR
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hubpages.com



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SPORTS SONGS \ MUSIC THEMES
Web site presents its top 10 of intro music themes in sports
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Click here to view ===> TOP TEN INTRO SPORTS THEMES
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Bonus Video: For sports music lovers and eye candy aficionados,
Pink (see image above) presents her version of an NFL intro theme.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> NFL INTRO THEME
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Source: youtube.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source:esquire.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL ( NFL ) QUOTES
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My father gave me a piece of advice: He said, "Never buy anything that eats while you sleep."
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When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!"
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I like tits. If women had three, it would be even better.
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One man's justice is another man's injustice -- depends on whose pig is being poked. And that's the final analysis.
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Click here to view ===> CONRAD DOBLER QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: runtheplanet.com


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RUNNING QUOTES
Web site presents a voluminous amount of quotes on racing
marathons, coaches, cross country running, pain, etc.
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If you want to tell something to an athlete, say it quickly and give no alternatives. This is a game of winning and losing. It is senseless to explain and explain.
Paavo Nurmi
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It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it.
Brooks Johnson
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
Jumbo Elliott
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God determines how fast you're going to run; I can help only with the mechanics.
Bill Bowerman
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If a man coaches himself, then he has only himself to blame when he is beaten.
Sir Roger Bannister
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Click here to view ===> RUNNING QUOTES
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