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BOWLING HUMOR
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Song: The Generic Blues
Lyrics: "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Generic Blues
by Al Yankovic
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Lyrics:
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I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning
Then I went right back to bed
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Got a funny kind of feelin' like
I got broken glass in my underwear
And a herd of wild pigs
is trying to chew off my head
You know what I'm sayin
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'Well I ain't got no money
I'm just walkin' down the road
Said I ain't got no money, honey
So I'm just walking down this lonely old road
Well, I wish I could get me some money
But I forgot my automated teller code
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I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast,
my family was so poor
My daddy was a waitress,
my mama sold bathroom tiles
My brothers and sisters all hated me
'cause I was an only child
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I got the blues so bad, woo
Kinda wish I was dead
Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama
Or maybe I'll, yeah maybe
I'll just go bowlin' instead
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I'm just a no good, scum sucking,
nose picking, boot licking, sniveling,
groveling, worthless hunk of slime
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Nothing but a low-down beer bellied,
bone headed, pigeon toed, turkey necked,
weasle faced, worthless hunk of slime
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Guess I got pretty low self image
Maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something --
I should probably go and see a doctor about it
when I've got the time
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Make it talk Aw, make it talk, son,
make it talk, OK, now make it shut up
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Plagues and famine and pestilence
always seem to get me down
I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around
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I wish somebody would come along,
stick a pitchfork through my brain
I'd flush myself right down the toilet,
but I'd just clog up the drain
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I got the blues so bad
Kinda wish I was dead
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Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama
Or maybe I'll go bowling
Or I just might go bowling
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Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament,
put on a stupid looking shirt
and go bowling instead, Yeah
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