BASEBALL QUOTES
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“I came into this game sane, and I want to leave
it sane.”
-Why Don Baylor, outfielder, DH, and manager,
refused to take the manager’s job when offered
by New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner
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“It was a beautiful thing to observe all 36 oars
working in unison.”
-Announcer Jack Buck on George Steinbrenner’s
new yacht
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Monday, December 14, 2009
FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fightfranchise.com
BOXING QUOTES
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George Chuvalo’s best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.
--- Larry Merchant
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Hard? Hell no it wasnt hard. Anyody who can live with the same woman for 4 months can act.
--- Tex Cobb On acting
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My girlfriend boos when we make love because she knows it turns me on.
--- Hector Comacho (1989)
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Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.
--- Archie Moore
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George Chuvalo’s best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.
--- Larry Merchant
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Hard? Hell no it wasnt hard. Anyody who can live with the same woman for 4 months can act.
--- Tex Cobb On acting
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My girlfriend boos when we make love because she knows it turns me on.
--- Hector Comacho (1989)
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Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.
--- Archie Moore
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footballbabble.com
Image: prisonplanet.com
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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Football web site presents 101 NFL football quotes
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“In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.”
(John Elway)
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“I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.”
(John Elway)
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“Now that I’m retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.”
(Dan Fouts)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golftoday.co.uk
GOLF QUOTES
A golf web site presents golf quotes by and about caddies
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
--- Lee Trevino
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I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
--- Tommy Bolt
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A golf web site presents golf quotes by and about caddies
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
--- Lee Trevino
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I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
--- Tommy Bolt
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: triplem.com.au
SPORTS QUOTES
A sports web site presents a slide show of 23 sports quotes
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"I don't know who started it, but I remember I called him ugly and he got pretty upset, so he called me fat."
--- Montreal ice hockey defenceman Josh Gorges, trying to defend a fight at practise with a team mate.
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A sports web site presents a slide show of 23 sports quotes
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"I don't know who started it, but I remember I called him ugly and he got pretty upset, so he called me fat."
--- Montreal ice hockey defenceman Josh Gorges, trying to defend a fight at practise with a team mate.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: therunningadvisor.com
Image: thedilbertstore.com
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RUNNING QUOTES
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Related topic: Track and Field
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"Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?
I'd never be able to run that far."
- Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wediditforlove.com
DRAG RACING QUOTES
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"I know that son-of-a-bitch is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me"!
--- Unknown from long ago.
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"At Lions one night, I was on a strong pass and about half track I saw a blower belt go past me, then about 3/4 down track, I saw another blower belt go by. Then as I pulled off the track I noticed I didn't have any front tires either"
--- Retired Top Fuel driver Walt Stevens.
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"Hell, If it was easy anybody could do it and it wouldn't be called Racing!" This is what I tell most of the drivers who have had a bad run of luck or are paying their dues to become true racers.
--- Bruce Pedretti/TopWop Chowchilla Chicken Chokers
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"I know that son-of-a-bitch is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me"!
--- Unknown from long ago.
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"At Lions one night, I was on a strong pass and about half track I saw a blower belt go past me, then about 3/4 down track, I saw another blower belt go by. Then as I pulled off the track I noticed I didn't have any front tires either"
--- Retired Top Fuel driver Walt Stevens.
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"Hell, If it was easy anybody could do it and it wouldn't be called Racing!" This is what I tell most of the drivers who have had a bad run of luck or are paying their dues to become true racers.
--- Bruce Pedretti/TopWop Chowchilla Chicken Chokers
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