FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: menscrunch.com

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SPORTS PICTORIAL
Website presents photographs of its favorite female athletes - see details below.
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Excerpted introduction from the Menscrunch website:
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Miss Grundy is still on vacation, so I'm posting this bad boy and that's
the end of that - I'm not scared of Miss Grundy, okay!!!
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I'll take the heat, so don't say anything and I'll handle the screaming
and the shouting and the sputtering and the death threats -
I know how she rolls!
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So I got this covered, since this is a sports humor site and
eye candy works on sites like this every time, especially serious eye
candy like this.
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So, relax and enjoy and I'll take the heat for this bad boy!

Seniors, you know the deal! A word to the wise should be sufficient!!!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

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SPORTS HUMOR \ QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: boxrec.com

BOXING QUOTES
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Larry Holmes on the continued low blows by Gerry Cooney:
"I knew he wanted my Cup. I just didn't know he wanted that one."
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One of Harry Greb's opponents (Chuck Wiggins, I think) remarked after fighting him something along the lines of ...
"I thought somebody opened up a boxcar and dropped a train load of boxing gloves on my head."
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"The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."
- George Foreman
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"On a scale of 1-10, I'll give myself a B." - Evander Holyfield
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Charley Goldstein, after being told Marciano didn't look so good:
"The guy on floor don't look so good either."
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tommy "hurricane" jackson's manager after jackson was dropped three times by nino valdez and stopped by the three knockdown rule:
"My guy was just getting warmed up.'
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A club fighter in Cincinnati after being outpointed:
"If just two of the judges had voted for me I'd have won."
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"I'm not going to make any predictions, but I'll win." - Frank Bruno
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To being criticised for losing to 37-year-old Daniel Zaragoza:
"Actually, he's 39." - Wayne McCullough
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"The referee stopped it too early." - Audley Harrison, after getting knocked clean unconscious for several minutes by Michael Sprott.
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"It's a shame that someone has to lose this fight, but lose it someone will have to, unless the referee scores it a draw, and he won't want to do that unless he really can't pick a winner."
- BBC commentator Jim Neilly submits his entry for the "no sh1t!" award
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"I preferred when boxing was on ITV." - Nigel Benn, as a pundit, ensures he'll get no further work with the BBC
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When I was a kid, I remember reading a quote from an opponent of Ray Leonard who got KOed. The post fight announcer asked him "Which punch hurt you the most."
The reply was "The last one."
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BICYCLING QUOTES

Website presents over 100 bicycling quotes.

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“Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls.”

-- Bob Weir, Grateful Dead

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“It was eleven more than necessary."
-- Jacques Anquetil, after winning a race by twelve seconds
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“Anyone interested in winning Olympic gold medals must select his or her parents very carefully."
--Per-olof Astrand

“Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill."
-- Fausto Coppi

“A win is a win. Only you can win normally or you can win with panache."
-- Eddy Merekx

“I won! I won! I don't have to go to school anymore."
-- Eddy Merekx, after winning his first bike race
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lastangryfan.com

SPORTS TRIVIA

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Ten Most Horrific Sports Injuries Ever
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HORRIFIC SPORTS INJURIES.

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BODYBUILDING QUOTES \ HUMOR

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Truth or Fiction? Bodybuilding Maxims

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mitchalbom.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
Blogger presents his nostalgic view of sports quotes from 1988
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* Jack Morris, Tigers pitcher, when asked the name of a piece of Tchaikovsky music: "I, uh, think it's from his greatest hits album."
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* Willie Pep, former featherweight champion, on reports of his death: "Naw, I'm not dead. I ain't even been out of the house."
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* John Salley, Pistons forward, narrating his home movie during the NBA Finals: "OK, now here we have a picture of Rick Mahorn's butt. . . . Wait. Let me back up a little. . . ."
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* Dennis Rodman, Pistons forward, when asked what he would do once the championship series had ended: "I don't know. Maybe drive across the United States or something."
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* John Brophy, Toronto Maple Leafs coach, on Red Wing Miroslav Frycer: "I'm sick and tired of that communist. He sneaked out from a hole in a wire fence somewhere, and now he shoots his mouth off."
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* Miroslav Frycer on John Brophy: "He's the worst human being I've ever met. And that's including communists."
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* Peter Pocklington, Edmonton Oilers owner: "Wayne Gretzky has an ego the size of Manhattan."
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* Jim Schoenfeld, New Jersey hockey coach, to referee Don Koharski: "HEY! HAVE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT, YOU FAT PIG!"
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* Lance Parrish, Phillies catcher, to his pitching staff: "The way you hold runners on, God couldn't throw them out."
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* Eddie (The Eagle) Edwards, British ski jumper, on his Calgary Olympic efforts: "I was so frightened, my bum shriveled up like a prune."

* David Santee, ABC ice skating announcer, informing Canadian Brian Orser that he just lost the Olympic gold to the USA's Brian Boitano: "Brian, I have some good news and some bad news. . . ."
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* John McEnroe, tennis player: "Tennis is boring with me, and ridiculous without me."
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* Tom Monaghan, Tigers owner, after Kirk Gibson left for the Dodgers: "He was a disgrace to the Tiger uniform with his half- beard, half-stubble. . . . The Tigers are better off without him. . . ."
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* Tom Monaghan, Tigers owner, after a swarm of criticism: "I'm pulling for the Dodgers in the World Series. Kirk has really been tremendous."
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* Larry Holmes, boxer, a few weeks before facing Mike Tyson: "This is for pride, not for money."
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* Larry Holmes, a few hours after Tyson knocked him out: "Hey, I got my three million dollars."
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* Chuck Daly, Pistons coach, after a particularly bad loss: "Practice today will last just long enough to throw up."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportsjournalists.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
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“I would like to ask Michael if I still haven’t got any heart”
~ Audley Harrison taunts Michael Sprott after victory in their Commonwealth heavyweight title bout with a ninth-round knock-out, defying the pain of damaged shoulder ligaments.
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“He’s a prop. All he thinks about is the next scrum and his next meal”
~ Dorian West, Northampton’s coach, as the row with Saracens rumbles on over the transfer of Tongan prop Soane Tonga’uiha.
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