FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greenfield.fortunecity.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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If they didn't pay me anything, I'd still do OK.
-- Greg Maddux, after cleaning up at a poker game on a team flight
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It's a business. If I could make more money down in the zinc mines, I'd be mining zinc.

-- Roger Maris, 1961
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"I probably could have caught the ball," the veteran major-league player said, "but I would have had to dive for it."

"And as long as you were three runs ahead, you decided not to dive?" a reporter asked.

"I'm not going to dive into concrete for anybody."

-- Roger Maris, quoted in Sport magazine, December 1963
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pointsincase.com

BASEBALL HUMOR
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Baseball Cliches Explained
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He's had some off the field issues.

He's on drugs and his women are all crazy.
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He's got an explosive personality.

He is Milton Bradley.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: jacksonville.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR
Web sites presents a tribute to Bobby Bowden by listing his top 5 of various topics
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The Bobby Bowden Show
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"The Bobby Bowden Book of Lists"
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"There's only about 6 inches that turns that halo into a noose."
(Bowden on his "Saint Bobby" image).
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES Source: thearchnemesis.com

AL HRABOSKY

MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHER (RETIRED)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL \ HUMOR
Blogger presents his choices of contemporary athletes having the weirdest facial hair
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golftoday.co.uk

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GOLF QUOTES

Web site presents golf quotes by the humorist extraordinaire, P. G. Wodehouse

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Bonus: Top Ten Best Remarks By Golf Caddies

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Source: mitchieville.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: en.wikiquote.org

KATRINI HALILI

MOVIE ACTRESS \ COMMERCIAL MODEL

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SOCCER QUOTES

Web site presents quotes from the always hilarious Ian Holloway

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"I have such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wwewrestling.suite101.com

WRESTLING QUOTES \ CATCHPHRASES
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Hulk Hogan: Whatcha Gonna Do When Hulkamania Runs Wild on You?
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