SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, April 11, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greenfield.fortunecity.com



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BASEBALL QUOTES
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If they didn't pay me anything, I'd still do OK.
-- Greg Maddux, after cleaning up at a poker game on a team flight
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It's a business. If I could make more money down in the zinc mines, I'd be mining zinc.

-- Roger Maris, 1961
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"I probably could have caught the ball," the veteran major-league player said, "but I would have had to dive for it."

"And as long as you were three runs ahead, you decided not to dive?" a reporter asked.

"I'm not going to dive into concrete for anybody."

-- Roger Maris, quoted in Sport magazine, December 1963
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pointsincase.com

BASEBALL HUMOR
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Baseball Cliches Explained
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He's had some off the field issues.

He's on drugs and his women are all crazy.
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He's got an explosive personality.

He is Milton Bradley.
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL CLICHES EXPLAINED
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: jacksonville.com


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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR
Web sites presents a tribute to Bobby Bowden by listing his top 5 of various topics
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The Bobby Bowden Show
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"The Bobby Bowden Book of Lists"
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"There's only about 6 inches that turns that halo into a noose."
(Bowden on his "Saint Bobby" image).
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Click here to view ===> BOBBY BOWDEN'S BOOK OF LISTS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES Source: thearchnemesis.com

AL HRABOSKY
MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHER (RETIRED)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL \ HUMOR
Blogger presents his choices of contemporary athletes having the weirdest facial hair
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Click here to view ===> FACIAL HAIR PICTORIAL WITH COMMENTARY
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golftoday.co.uk


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GOLF QUOTES
Web site presents golf quotes by the humorist extraordinaire, P. G. Wodehouse
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Click here to view ===> GOLF QUOTES
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Bonus: Top Ten Best Remarks By Golf Caddies
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Click here to view ==> TOP 10 BEST REMARKS BY CADDIES
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Source: mitchieville.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: en.wikiquote.org

KATRINI HALILI
MOVIE ACTRESS \ COMMERCIAL MODEL
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SOCCER QUOTES
Web site presents quotes from the always hilarious Ian Holloway
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"I have such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb."
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Click here to view ===> IAN HOLLOWAY QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wwewrestling.suite101.com

WRESTLING QUOTES \ CATCHPHRASES
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Hulk Hogan: Whatcha Gonna Do When Hulkamania Runs Wild on You?
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Click here to view ===> WRESTLING CATCHPHRASES
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