FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

SPORTS MOVIE TRIVIA
List of top 10 sports movies according to USA box office receipts
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According to Imdb's listing of top 437 movies
based upon box office receipts (not adjusted
for inflation) as of 9/2009, the movies below
are the top ten sports movies.
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#160, The Water Boy, $161 m.
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#165, The Longest Yard, $158 m.
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#177, Jerry Maguire, $153 m.
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#185, Talledega Nights, $148 m.
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#265, Rocky IV, $127 m.
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#300, Seabiscuit, $120 m.
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#316, Blades of Glory, $118 m.
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#321, Rocky, $117 m.
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#330, Remember the Titans, $115 m.
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#331, Karate Kid, IV, $115 m.
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Special note:
List of 10 movies above was extracted
by the editor from Imdb's list of 437 movies.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

WRESTLING HUMOR \ QUOTES
Humorous profile of wrestling legend Killer Kowalski
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A lot of women proposed to me over the years -- from all over the world. I was in Australia once.
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A woman said, "Take me with you."
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I said, "I can't."
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She said, "Why not?"
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I said, "You don't fit in my suitcase."
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Source: esquire.com
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Bonus: Video of Kowalski vs. wrestling rival Yukon Eric
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1950'S MATCH: KOWALSKI VS. YUKON ERIC
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: shmoop.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES

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"That Jackie Robinson is the fastest man I've ever seen in uniform.... The only time I was worried about the game was when Robinson was in there."

– Chicago Bears defensive end Dick Plasman, after playing in an All-Star game against a team of collegians that included Jackie Robinson, 1941. Robinson played professional baseball rather than football because no NFL team would hire a black player in the early 1940s.

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If I have to integrate heaven, I don't want to go."

– Woody Strode, the first black football player to integrate in the postwar NFL, 1971

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"If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl."

– Dr. Norman Vincent Peale
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"We're going to win Sunday, I'll guarantee you."

– New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath, before Super Bowl III, 1969

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"The NFL is America's clothier. Walk down the street, and all you see are guys with jerseys on, hats, jackets, whatever it is."

– Sportswriter Dave Anderson

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"There's nothing bigger than being asked to perform at the Super Bowl."

– Paul McCartney, 2005

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