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BASEBALL QUOTES
Baseball managers' rants are always memorable baseball quotes
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Baseball's Greatest Raging Rants Caught on Tape
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Rants are quotes unleashed vehemently and viciously,
and, in baseball, the source can be the managers or
players, while the target can be whatever the ranters
choose!
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Baseball managers are the source of the 8 rants
presented, with 5 of the managers cited having
World Series managerial experience - any manager,
no matter how great, can lose it under the right
circumstances.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL MANAGER RANTS
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BASEBALL QUOTES
Fox Sports has added Ozzie Guillen to its 2009 World Series crew
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Fox has selected Ozzie Guillen to do pre and post game
analysis for the 2009 World Series games.
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Here are some baseball quotes Qzzie has become so famous for:
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On himself:
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Then they have a Mexican win the World Series in two years. And they're saying he doesn't have experience, he never managed in baseball before. Well, too fucking bad. What's the difference? No one knows the difference anyway (between Mexico and Venezuela).
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On his team:
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We have to apologize to the fans watching this thing because I'm tired of watching this day in and day out. Wow. You thought I was a good manager. Well, look at me now. I'm not that good. You're as good as your players are.
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On Magglio Ordonez:
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He's a cunt, that's what he is. He's another Venezuelan cunt. Fuck him. He has an enemy. Now he has a big one. He knows I can fuck him a lot of different ways. He better shut the fuck up and play for the Detroit Tigers. Why do I have to apologize to him? Who the fuck is Magglio Ordonez? Why ever talk about me? He doesn't do shit for me. But if he thinks I'm his enemy, he has a big enemy. He knows me.
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On Alex Rios:
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What have I seen from Rios? A lot of outs. The only batting ninth guy making $5 million was me. This mother fucker is making $10, $12, $14 million, he ain't going to be batting ninth [in 2010]. I'm going to make sure he earns his money. But right now I have to put him there because he's struggling. Next year, if we have Rios batting ninth we're in deep shit once again.
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WORLD SERIES QUOTES
Baseball quotes from World Series games after 1995
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1996 World Series Quotes:
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“They [the Braves after taking 2–0 lead in the Series] said they could beat the ‘27 Yankees. But they forgot about the ‘96 Yankees.”
—Joe Girardi after winning World Series (from Baseball Weekly).
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“We play today, we win today. ‘Das it.”
—Mariano Duncan, before Game 6 at Yankee Stadium.
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“The Yankees have marched through Georgia, and where have we heard that before?”
—Vin Scully, radio broadcast at the end of Game 5
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1998 World Series Quotes:
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“From ear to ear, you can feel Darryl Strawberry smiling.”
—FOX announcer Tim McCarver after the Yankees win.
Darryl had cancer and could not play in the 1998 postseason.
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2000 World Series Quotes:
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“They’ll be talkin’ about this 40 years from now, and we’re here now.”
—Yankees fan and New Yorker Spike Lee explaining the importance of the Series.
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“Broken bat, foul ball off to the right side. And the barrel of the bat, came out to Clemens and he picked it up and threw it back at Piazza! I don’t know what Clemens had in mind!!”
—Gary Cohen (WFAN)
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2001 World Series Quotes
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“Mystique and Aura? Those are dancers at a nightclub.”
—Curt Schilling when asked before the series if the Diamondbacks (only in the league since 1998) would have any trouble when faced with the tradition-rich Yankees.
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“Swung on and drilled to right field, going back Sanders, on the track, at the wall…See ya! See ya! See ya! A home run for Derek Jeter! He is Mr. November! Oh what a home run by Derek Jeter!”
—Michael Kay calling Derek Jeter’s walk-off home run in game four after noticing a sign that says, “Mr. November.”
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