SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, June 27, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: home.earthlink.net

VOLLEYBALL SLANG
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Roof: An excellent block that ignites barking from the crowd, as in "Roof! Roof! Roof!"
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UC State: An unconscious state where a player or team can do no wrong.
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Click here to view ===> VOLLEYBALL SLANG
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cricinfo.com

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CRICKET QUOTES
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It's just a bloody game of cricket and we are in a war.
A shocked ICC umpire Simon Taufel recalls the terrorist attack in Lahore Mar 5, 2009
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We were pelted with bullets and the windows started smashing in. Our driver was shot dead ... I really thought that was the end of it. I thought that was our moment
Steve Davis, the umpire, recalls the terror in Lahore Mar 4, 2009
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: canoemarathon.com

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CANOEING QUOTES
Quotes about using the canoe on waterways
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Never trust a person who's feet are dry and he is paddling a canoe.
- Anonymous
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Click here to view ===> CANOEING
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: newboatbuilders.com

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BOATING QUOTES
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Charles Brower
"You cannot sink someone else's end of the boat and still keep your own afloat."
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Click here to view ===> BOATING QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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TENNIS QUOTES
Quotes from the movie Wimbledon
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Plot summary for Wimbledon (2004)
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Peter Colt, an English tennis player in his thirties whose ranking slipped from 11th to 119th in the world, considers he never really had to fight for anything as his wealthy but all but close family easily put him trough studies and allowed him to pursue his tennis ambitions, bravely exchanges jokes with his German sparring partner Dieter Prohl, in a similar position, but feels it's about time to admit he's getting too old to compete with fitter coming men (or boys) and intends, after a last Wimbledon, to take a job with the prestigious tennis club instead.
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Just then, by accident, he bumps into Lizzie Bradbury, the American rising star of female tennis, falls in love with her and finds her interest in him changes his entire perception, even gives him the strength to win again.
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But where will it lead them, especially when her overprotective father-manager Dennis Bradbury proves determined to nip their relationship in the bud, believing it detrimental to her career?
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Written by KGF Vissers
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Click here to view ===> WIMBLEDON QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thehormonezone.blogspot.com

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RACQUETBALL HUMOR
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The article's author cites her attempts to defeat her hubby at her favorite game.
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Click here to view ===> RACQUETBALL
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