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2 EMPTY BOTTLES OF JOE LOUIS PUNCH SODA

( BEVERAGE WAS SOLD IN TWILIGHT OF JOE'S CAREER )

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BOXING TRIVIA \ QUOTES

Web site presents video of the top 50 boxing knockouts.

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Click here to view ===> TOP 50 BOXING KNOCKOUTS

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Source: cagedoctors.com

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Bonus entry: Boxing exercise video

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Those under 31 years of age can put on their dancing shoes for

a dancing exercise for boxers and MMA fighters.

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Over 30? Grab a seat and watch --- PERIOD!!!

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"

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Click here to view ===> BOXING EXERCISE

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Source: youtube.com

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Bonus entry: Boxing quotes

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“Fear is standing across the room from Joe Louis knowing he wants to go home early.”
- Max Baer
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“To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.”
- Sugar Ray Robinson
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How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills?
- Mike Tyson
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"How could he (Roy Jones) say he is the best boxer in the world and he's not even the best boxer in Florida??"
- Antonio Tarver
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"A boxer is a mischievous person," Rodriguez added. "When a mother says, 'He's a bad kid' - that's who's going to make a good boxer."
– CNN’s David Ariosto
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"It's not bragging if you can back it up!”
- Muhammad Ali
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"Aaah! My arm! I think it's broken!"
- Arturo Gatti
"What do you want to do?"
- Buddy McGirt
"I'm going to keep fighting!"
- Arturo Gatti
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"When did you know you had control of this (Tito Trinidad) fight?"
- Marc Goldberg
"When Tito signed the contract."
- Bernard Hopkins
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"I hit him (David Tua) with some right hands and he smiled so I said, well, receive some more then!"
- Lennox Lewis
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"And he's expected to be booed Jim... and his answer, "I come from Philadelphia where they boo Santa Clause!" Once again, turning a negative into a positive." - - Larry Merchant speaking to Jim Lampley referring to Bernard Hopkins' ring entrance for Tito fight.
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Larry Merchant, “They did count you out!”
Marlon Starling, “When? He didn't hit me!”
Larry Merchant, “Marlon, he did hit you and if you don't remember it that's proof that he hit you but the dispute is whether he hit you as the bell rang or after the bell rang.”
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Source: forums.doghouseboxing.com
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JANET JACKSON CENTERFOLD

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SPORTS HUMOR \ QUOTES

Web site presents humorous rant videos by Charles Barkley, Tom

Lasorda, Wally Backman, and others, as well as humorous articles

on other sports-related topics.

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EXTREME SPORTS \ EXERCISE QUOTES \ TRIVIA

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Top 10 Toughest Athletic Challenges
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Is your daily routine at the gym boring you? Is your jogging route not giving you the same satisfaction it once did? And are you tired of athletic events that only last a couple of measly hours?
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Then it sounds like you need more pain and suffering in your life!
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Luckily, there are numerous sporting challenges that have been designed for the sole purpose of torturing their participants with insane demands.
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Taking part in any one of the following 10 events should be enough to ensure that you never want to exercise again!
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Click here to view ===> 10 TOUGHEST ATHLETIC CHALLENGES
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Source: top-tenz.net.
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Ready to accept the challenge or learn more about the requirements
for overcoming the challenges?
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If so, the following links will help point aspiring athletes in the right
direction for overcoming the challenges.
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Bonus entry: Sports endurance quotes
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"Well, you're not getting any faster sitting on the wall."
- Wolfgang Dittrich to masters swimmer.
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"Women's XC is an eating disorder with uniforms."
- ex girlfriend and NCAA All American runner
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS ENDURANCE QUOTES
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Source: finalkick.com
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Bonus entry: Cycling quotes
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Refrain from throwing your bicycle in public. It shows poor upbringing
-Jacquie Phelan
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Anything is possible. You can be told that you have a 90-percent chance or a 50-percent chance or a 1-percent chance, but you have to believe, and you have to fight.
-Lance Armstrong
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Click here to view ===> CYCLING QUOTES
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Source: sportsquotescollection.com
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Bonus entry: Running quotes
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I tell runners to divide a race into thirds. Run the first part with your head, the middle part with your personality, and the last part with your heart.
- Mike Fanelli
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Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel the burn, it's working.
- Brian Tackett
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Click here to view ===> RUNNING QUOTES
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Source: good-quotes-now.com
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Bonus entry: Exercise quotes
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"A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts."
- St. Jerome
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"The physically fit can enjoy their vices."
- Lord Percival
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Click here to view ===> EXERCISE QUOTES
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Source: great-quotes.com
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Bonus entry: Workout exercise dance routine
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If you've reached this point, you are now ready for the
piece de resistance in readying yourself for the
athletic challenges - THE WORKOUT DANCE!
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You know the deal....
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If you are 30 or younger, put on your workout dancing shoes.
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Older than 30, grab a seat and sit down and watch ---- PERIOD!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ===> WORKOUT DANCE VIDEO
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Source: youtube.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: flyaboveall.com

UNITED STATES NAVY'S BLUE ANGELS

IN FORMATION FOR AN AIR SHOW PERFORMANCE

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AIR SPORTS VIDEO \ QUOTES

Web site presents more than 100 quotes about air sports and flying.

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Related topics: aviation, air planes,

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Below are a link to a Blue Angels air show and a link to air sports quotes.

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"

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Click here to view ===> AIR SHOW VIDEO

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Source: youtube.com

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Flying is within our grasp. We have naught to do but take it.
- Charles F. Duryea, 'Learning How to Fly,' Procedings of the Third International Conference on Aeronautics, 1894.
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Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.
- Roger B. Chaffee, astronaut.
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It was a thunderingly beautiful experience – voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 'Playboy Interview, 1973,' regards the Apollo launches.
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Ah hell. We had more fun in a week than those weenies had in a lifetime.
- Pancho Barnes, quoted in 'The Happy Bottom Riding Club - The Life and Times of Pancho Barnes,' by Lauren Kesler.
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I have the normal desire, experienced by everybody who's ever flown an airplane with a certain amount of zoom capability, to go a little bit higher and a little bit faster.
- Gordon Cooper, Mercury 9 astronaut, in 'Life' magazine, 1959.
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It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!
- Stephen Coonts, 'Flight of the Intruder'
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Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it's better than the second night.
- Mickey Rupp, air racer and former Indianapolis 500 driver.
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I was sold on flying as soon as I had a taste for it.
- John Glenn
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It will free man from the remaining chains, the chains of gravity which still tie him to this planet. It will open to him the gates of heaven.
- Wernher von Braun, on the importance of space travel, 10 February 1958.
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What is it that makes a man willing to sit up on top of an enormous Roman candle, such as a Redstone, Atlas, Titan or Saturn rocket, and wait for someone to light the fuse?
- Tom Wolfe, 'The Right Stuff,' 1979.
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It was quite a day. I don't know what you can say about a day when you see four beautiful sunsets. . . . This is a little unusual, I think.
- John Glen, in 'American Chronicle,' Lois and Alan Gordon, 1962.
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As you pass from sunlight into darkness and back again every hour and a half, you become startlingly aware how artificial are thousands of boundaries we've created to separate and define. And for the first time in your life you feel in your gut the precious unity of the Earth and all the living things it supports.
- Russell 'Rusty' Schweikart, returning from Apollo 9
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BASEBALL QUOTES

Web site offers tribute to the late, great Sparky Anderson and his quotes.

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STEVEN JACKSON, RAMS

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TERRELL SUGGS, RAVENS

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SCOTT FUJITA, BROWNS

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL ( NFL ) QUOTES

Web site interviews 3 NFL players for their perspective on NFL scenarios.

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Source: gq.com

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Bonus entry: MORE NFL QUOTES

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7 Funniest Quotes by "Dandy Don" Meredith

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Click here to view ===> NFL QUOTES

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Source: jotterofarotter.com

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Bonus entry: NFL TRIVIA \ HUMOR

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16 Things You Didn't Know About the NFL

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Click here to view ===> NFL TRIVIA
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Bonus entry: NFL TRIVIA \ HUMOR II

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NFL Stadium Food Ratings

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Click here to view ===> NFL STADIUM FOOD RATINGS

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CRICKET PICTORIAL \ TRIVIA

Web site presents its selection of the 10 greatest cricket players.

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Click here to view ===> CRICKET TRIVIA

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Source: toptens.in

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To think of playing cricket for hard cash! Money and gentility would ruin any pastime under the sun.
-Mitford, Mary Russell
Letter to R B Haydon
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Cricket? It civilises people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe. I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
-Mugabe, Robert Gabriel
Quoted in Helen Exley Cricket Quotations (1992).
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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you realise that your wife left you in May.
-Norden, Denis
Quoted in She magazine,1977.
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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WRESTLING QUOTES
Web site presents wrestling quotes from a wrestling forum
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Remember that time when DX trashed The Nation Of Domination's dressing room and blamed it on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Farooq was going on this massive tirade, talking about how certain people should stay on "their side of the tracks." I forgot what Austin said totally, but the last line was awesome,

"Because it ain't a white thing, it ain't a black thing, it's just A ME KICKING YOUR ASS THING!!!"
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More recently - "I'm here to connect your mouth to your brain because it seems you're talking out of your ass!"
~Jake the Snake
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"They say these geeks come a dime a dozen. I want to get the guy who's been supplyin' the dime"
--Fred Blassie
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"If the Gods could build a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up that ladder and drop an elbow on the world."
-- Cactus Jack
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