SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: home.hia.no

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SPORTS QUOTES FOR MASTER ATHLETES
Sample quotes that help drive athletes to maximum athletic achievements
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"I have not failed 10,000 times. I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will not work"
--- Thomas Edison
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"Man is not cut out for defeat. Man can be destroyed but not defeated."
--- E. Hemingway
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"Never a horse that couldn't be rode. Never a rider that couldn't be throwed."
--- Some old cowboy from Texas with a chronically sore butt
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"Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead."
--- unknown (but apparently a very tough dude who liked obstacle courses)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blog.syracuse.com

Shalin Zulkifli, World Bowling Champion
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BOWLING SLANG
Notes \ quotes about bowling slang
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Greek Church: any split on which there are three pins on one side of the lane and two on the other such as the 4-6-7-9-10.
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Messenger: a single pin that rolls across the lane and knocks out a standing corner pin for a strike.
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Mixer: a light hit in which the ball scatters the pins and results in a strike. A ball with a lot of action.
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Click here to view ===> BOWLING SLANG
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bbclubhouse.com


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BASEBALL HUMOR \ TRIVIA
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BILL JAMES' TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BASEBALL
The baseball analyst cites baseball truisms for winning baseball strategy
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Click her to view ===> ==============THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BASEBALL