SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, September 25, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: striped-bass.com


HUMPHREY BOGART (R), DOOLEY WILSON (L)
IN "CASABLANCA", 1943
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FISHING QUOTES
Fishing quotes from a fishermen's forum
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"We'll take the car and drive all night. We'll get drunk. We'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone."
--- Sam the Piano Player from the film Casablanca. (Sam is offering this advice to Humphrey Bogart as an antidote to Bogie's broken heart.)
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"Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things - Your place in the universe... I mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing rod, on this vast sea, and out there in the vast expanse of the ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish ...laughing at me"
--- Unknown
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"The reason many fisherman aren't successful is that you have to be at least half as smart as your quarry to catch them!"
--- Unknown
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"The day was fine - not another hook in the brook."
--- Daniel Webster
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Click here to view ===> FISHING QUOTES
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Get drunk? Go fishing?
What might the trouble be for Bogart?
Sam (Dooley Wilson) knows and he expresses it
in the video below:
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Click here to view===> SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!
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Source: video.google.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cracked.com

LACROSSE HUMOR \ QUOTES
A mostly tongue-in-cheek overview of lacrosse by cracked.com
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While largely a spoof of the sport, this article from
cracked.com can also be considered "everything you
ever wanted to know about lacrosse but were afraid
to ask."
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Additionally, there is a bonus section of 3 videos
(NLL fights, lacrosse history\overview, NLL highlights)
that provides even more entertainment for your dollar.
Enjoy!
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Click here to view ===> TOTAL LACROSSE
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: summerolympicsnews.com

Image: images.cafepress.com
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SUMMER OLYMPICS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Tiki Barber of NBC Sports interviews Tiki Barber of
women's field hockey team, Beijing Olympics, 2008
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Related topic: Track and Field
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Click here to view ===> VIDEO OF TIKI BARBER INTERVIEW
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