SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, March 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: iht.com

Basketball

NEW YORK: As the United States honored the memory of the civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. this week, Earl Lloyd had the chance to reflect on his own history as the first African-American to play in the National Basketball Association.

It happened Oct. 31, 1950, in Rochester, New York, when the Washington Capitols played Lloyd against the Royals. Lloyd scored 6 points and grabbed a game-high 10 rebounds in the Capitols' 78-70 loss to Rochester.

Lloyd's debut paled in significance to the arrival of Jackie Robinson in Major League Baseball three and a half years earlier. "In 1950, the NBA was like 4 years old," Lloyd said recently by telephone. "We were like babes in the woods. I wouldn't say it was ho-hum. But it didn't get the type of coverage that Major League Baseball got."

The Rochester Democrat & Chronicle didn't even mention Lloyd in its game story, while The Rochester Times-Union wrote only: "Bones McKinney, the Caps' new coach, injected big Earl Lloyd, Negro Star of West Virginia State, into the lineup (after halftime) and he took most of the rebounds."

But the effects of the breakthrough resonate today.

"The history is what it is," said Kevin Garnett, the Celtics forward. "I'm aware of it. The words that come to mind are not only homage, but monumental."

Lloyd was not alone that season. The Boston Celtics made Chuck Cooper, a star at Duquesne, the first black ever drafted. Nat Clifton, a former Harlem Globetrotter who went by the nickname Sweetwater, was the first African-American player to sign a contract with an NBA team when he signed with the New York Knicks in 1950.

Cooper made his debut the day after Lloyd, while Clifton's bow came four days later.

"I truly believe this, that if the Celtics did not draft Chuck in the second round, you could not tell me that the Washington Capitols in 1950 were going to make me the first black player to play in this league," Lloyd said. "No way."

Lloyd, a native of the Washington suburb of Alexandria, Virginia, played at all-black West Virginia State and said he had never interacted with whites until he was 22, when he signed a contract for $4,500 after the Capitols drafted him in the ninth round.

"I don't think they purposely picked the three of us," Lloyd said of the NBA owners at the time. "They didn't do an extensive look into your background and all that to make sure we were the right kind of people. But they picked three good people.

"They picked three guys who were decent enough guys to play in this league, gentlemen and decent human beings. There was never any worry to my knowledge about Sweets or Chuck or me, none."

The same could not be said of the fans in Missouri, Maryland and Indiana, he said. He was spit on, asked by fans to see his tail and told to go back to Africa. Lloyd said he was rarely allowed to go into restaurants or hotels with his white teammates. While playing for Syracuse during the 1952-53 season, he wasn't allowed to play at a preseason game at Wofford College in Spartanburg, South Carolina, because he was black. The Nationals still played the game, and to this day it pains Lloyd that none of his teammates showed any remorse.

But even with the racism he faced, Lloyd doesn't compare it to what Robinson endured.

"There's no comparison, man," he said. "Here's a guy who was all by himself, man. I thank God he had a beautiful, lovely wife who was smart. If he didn't have Rachel, no telling what could have happened to him.

"When I go to high school to speak sometimes and say, 'You want a project, go to your computer, go to Google and throw Jackie Robinson's name in there and see what you get.' The guy was a Renaissance man. Any time your own teammates don't want to play with you? I never experienced that."

Lloyd averaged 8.4 points and 6.4 rebounds in nine seasons for Washington, Syracuse and Detroit. During Syracuse's 1955 championship season, he and his teammate Jim Tucker became the first African-Americans to participate in winning an NBA title. In 1968, Lloyd became the NBA's first black assistant coach with Detroit. In 1971, he became the second African-American head coach after the Celtics' Bill Russell. Lloyd was inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in 2003.

Clifton died at 67 on Aug. 31, 1990, in Chicago, while Cooper died at 57 on Feb. 5, 1984, in Pittsburgh. Lloyd and his wife, Ginny, live in a retirement community in tiny Crossville, Tennessee. He turns 80 on April 3.

"I'm in good health but lousy shape," Lloyd said. "My wife tells me I need to get out there and walk."

Lloyd isn't bothered that most NBA players have no idea who he is. All he hopes is that every black NBA player, present and future, live up to the request he once made of a young player.

"One said to me one day, 'Mr. Lloyd, we owe you,' " Lloyd recalled. "I said, 'Let me tell you who you owe, you owe the people that come behind you.' I know Chuck Cooper, Sweetwater Clifton, myself, we made it a better place. If we didn't do that, all of y'all wouldn't be there now.' "

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: listafterlist.com

CHEATERS IN BASEBALL?

To quote the great Buck O'Neil: "As long as baseball is around, guys will be looking to get ahead." Barry Bonds isn't the first MLB player accused of cheating and won't be the last. Here are some of players through history who found an illegal competitive edge:


1. Barry Bonds - accused of steroid use and HGH

2. Babe Ruth - drank alcohol before games

3. 1951 New York Giants - sign-stealing system in place at the Polo Grounds

4. Gaylord Perry - loaded the baseball with Vaseline

5. Albert Belle - used corked bates

6. Sammy Sosa - used corked bats

7. John McGraw - used to grab baserunners belts, trip feet, and spike players as they rounded third

8. Joe Niekro - used an emory board and sandpaper on his finger to throw nasty sliders and knuckleballs

9. Whitey Ford - doctored balls, sliced cuts into balls, and threw a "gunk" ball made of mud, baby oil, turpentine, and resin

10. The Bossard Family (groundskeepers, Cleveland Indians, Chicago White Sox, 1920s-present) - kept fields wet for sinker-ball pitchers and muddy bases for speedy base-stealers

11. Norm Cash - used a corked bat for an entire season (BA - .361, HRs - 41, RBIs - 132)

12. Graig Nettles - used the "superball" bat

13. Amos Otis - used a corked / "superball" bat

14. George Brett - the infamous "too much pine tar on his bat" incident

15. Preacher Roe - his book title says all "he Outlawed Spitball Was My Money Pitch."

16. Rick Honeycutt - used a tack to cut slices in the ball while pitching - actually scratched his face with the tack once almost poking his eye out

17. Don Sutton - accused of scuffing with hidden sandpaper - Once, he left a note inside his glove for the men in black. It said, "You're getting warm, but it's not here."

18. Kevin Gross - used sandpaper when pitching

19. Billy Hatcher - corked bat

20. Wilton Guerrero - corked bat

21. Brian Moehler - sandpaper thumb

22. Lew Burdette - accused of throwing a "spitball"

23. Nels Potter - accused of throwing a "spitball"

24. Maury Wills - a manager who, on April 25, 1981, told the Kingdome groundskeepers to enlarge the batter's box by a foot






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