SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, December 8, 2007

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: espn.sports.go.com

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work."
-- Carlos Boozer after cancelling an interview with a Sports Illustrated reporter because his wife was expecting him home.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: espn.sports.go.com

SPORTS QUOTES

"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey."
-- Randy Moss

"Wow, he's been on our side all night!"
-- Bulls announcer Johnny Kerr, commenting on a Mark Blount airball during Blount's historic triple-zero (0 points, 0 blocks and 0 rebounds in 22 minutes)

"They shot the crap out of the ball, everybody on the floor. You think you have them, they swing it and swing it and then swoosh. They have good rebounders to gather the misses. Sometimes you're like, 'Man they must have a cheat code or something.'"
-- Bobcats rookie Emeka Okafor on the Sonics

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: espn.sports.go.com

BASKETBALL QUOTES

"By the time we got [to Detroit, it was almost 2 in the morning, because ain't nothing open but hospitals, jails and legs."
-- Jalen Rose

"I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there [in Serbia-Montenegro]. He can go psycho on guys."
-- Rasheed Wallace on teammate Darko Milicic

"I cherished getting kicked out of school. It was a great thing. I became a millionaire."
-- Heat G Jason Williams on what he cherishes about his days at the University of Florida

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: espn.sports.go.com

SPORTS QUOTES

"I must have made him mad ... I stole his cheeseburger or something. I was surprised. I kind of laughed. I enjoy when people hate me. That makes me happy, so he's made my whole week."
-- Bears C Olin Kreutz responding to Vikings DT Pat Williams calling Kruetz "nothing but a joke"

"Honestly, this is probably going to strike a nerve with a lot of people. But my most memorable Christmas memory was having all of my uncles and aunties out of prison for one Christmas, and that includes me. We had a lot of run-ins with the law, and to have us all out at one time was great."
-- Wizards forward Caron Butler

"Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is."
-- Shannon Sharpe

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