SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forum.dvdtalk.com

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NFL QUOTES
Quotes from a sports forum
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Quotes by John McKay:
On the weaknesses of linebacker Hugh Green: ``He's not twins.''
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* On training camp: ``It's shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your desire to stand around and eat steaks, you lose everything.''
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* On the Bucs early games: ``Every time I look up, it seems we're punting
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On the importance of an older quarterback's mobility: ``As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.''
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* On the Bucs' 42-0 loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day: ``I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.''
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On Bill Capece, who was waived in 1983 after missing a field goal and extra point: ``Capece is kaput.''
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On the significance of experience: ``If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.''
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“Every time you lose you die a little bit. You die inside...a portion of you. Not all of your organs. Maybe just your liver.” -- George Allen.
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“Man, I was set-up like a motherf***er" -- Lawrence Taylor commenting when reporters swarmed him after an arrest for attempting to buy cocaine.
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I'm raising the stakes now. If this is a poker game, I'm shoving my chips to the middle of the table. I'm raising the ante. ... Anybody that wants out can get out. This team is going to the playoffs. OK? This team is going to the playoffs." -- Jim Fassel’s ‘poker speech’ during the 2000 season which inspired his club to a Super Bowl run.
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“Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why you do all that!” -- Bill Parcells
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Gael Monfils

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TENNIS QUOTES
Quotes from U.S. Open, day 6
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yourdictionary.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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No physical activity is so vain as boxing. A man gets into the ring to attract admiration. In no sport, therefore, can you be more humiliated.
—Mailer, Norman Kingsley
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Detested sport, That owes its pleasure to another's pain.
—Cowper,William
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My idea of a contact sport was chess.
—Hughes, Robert Studley Forrest
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In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained.
—Graves, Robert von Ranke
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Stretch pants: the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
—Anonymous
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The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives trying to dodge it.
—Tree, Sir Herbert (Draper) Beerbohm
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Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.
—Froude,James Anthony
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The only athletic sport I mastered was backgammon.
—Jerrold, Douglas William
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Politics is a blood sport.
—Bevan, Aneurin
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We are making politics a spectator sport in which our only duty is to vote somebody into office and then retire to the grandstands.
—Gergen, David Richmond
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Man is to be held only by the slightest chains; with the idea that he can break them at pleasure, he submits to them in sport.
—Edgeworth, Maria
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tim.rawle.org

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SOCCER QUOTES
Quotes from the files of Tim Rawle
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forums.usms.org

RUNNING QUOTES
Quotes from a sports forum
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Apres moi, le deluge."
Roger Bannister after running the first sub-4 minute mile.
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"I will not last forever. But I am damn well going to know I have been here."
George Sheehan.
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"You only ever grow as a human being if you're outside your comfort zone."
Percy Cerutty.
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"Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 for a gallon of gas."
Esa Tikkannen (quote from 1979).
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"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry - you'll get over it."
Gene Thibeault.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportscommentary.suite101.com

SPORTS TRIVIA
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List of 20 Unusual Sports Terms
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bbc.co.uk

SPORTS TRIVIA
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List of Unusual Sports
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: espn.go.com

NFL TRIVIA
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List of NFL's 10 Most Shocking Moments
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: torontobaseballguys.com

BASEBALL INSULTS
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List of 100 Reasons to Hate Derek Jeter
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