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AMERICAN FOOTBALL HUMOR \ CARTOON

Source presents a cartoon version of Andy Griffith's 1953 classic

comedy monologue about American football.

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

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Click here to view ===> WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Web site presents an updated "where are they now?" of the 50
greatest NFL draft busts.
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Preamble to the draft busts list:
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From 1992 through 2001 eighteen quarterbacks were selected in
the first round.
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Six went on to have successful NFL careers while twelve were
unquestioned busts.
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Not one of the twelve coaches of the twelve busts had his job three
years later.
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If you are a GM or a head coach and you miss a top pick at
quarterback, you can go ahead and put your home on the market,
because you will be moving soon.
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Source: Brian Billick, More than a Game
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End of preamble.
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Many of the draft busts survived the trauma, while others, in worst
case scenarios, lost all fame and fortune, and, for some, freedom itself.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> 50 GREATEST BUSTS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES
Web site presents 10 quotes about Brett Favre's possible retirement in 2010
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: independent.co.uk

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SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents a slide show of 21 slides citing the worst excuses in sports.
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Ribbit...
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Fire alarms at the team hotel are nothing new. England's Ashes team were woken at 4am last summer and forced to stand in the rain on the eve of the fourth Test (they were then bowled out for 102 on the first day).
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But during the 2006 World Cup, the Ukrainian team came up with a highly original reason for a bad nights sleep at the team hotel.
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Frogs.
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Vladislav Vashchuk said Ukraine's 4-0 defeat to Spain was due to noisy frogs outside their team hotel in the German town of Potsdam.
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"Because of the frogs' croaking we hardly got a wink of sleep," the defender explained. "We all agreed that we would take some sticks and go and hunt them."
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Click here to view ===> WORST EXCUSES IN SPORTS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: motorcyclegiftshop.com

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MOTORCYCLE HUMOR \ SLANG
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Rippin' it Up - This phrase describes fast, aggressive motorcycle riding.
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Road Gator - Road Gators are bits of shredded tires littering a road after a semi truck's tire blows out. They can look innocent enough but steel bands can cause serious damage to a vehicle and are potentially dangerous to motorcycle riders.
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Road Rash - An abrasion that results from sliding along the ground after a motorcycle crash. Wearing proper gear can limit road rash but may not prevent it entirely.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: smashingusa.com

VENUS WILLIAMS

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SPORTS PICTORIAL \ TRIVIA \ HUMOR

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The World's 10 Highest Paid Female Athletes

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Click here to view ===> 10 HIGHEST PAID FEMALE ATHLETES

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NOW WHAT?

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NOW THIS, according to the romantic balladeer and Motown ladies

man now in the Rock and Roll and Songwriter's Hall fo Fame, Bill

"Smokey" Robinson: BEWARE, LADIES!!!

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In his most jocular vein ever, the great R&B songwriter,

along with his then brother-in-law and fellow member of

the Robinson R&B group, the Miracles, composed a novelty

song to alert ladies in a humorous way to a social reality that

just might confront them one day in the unending battle of

the sexes!

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

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Click here to view ===> BATTLE OF THE SEXES NOVELTY SONG

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If you want the lyrics for this hilarious ditty, see below.

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LYRICS OF THE NOVELTY SONG
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Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
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I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!

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Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.

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I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!

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A woman can be fine as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
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Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
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I don't care if they wobble like a duck
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp

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First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
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Song title: First I Look at the Purse

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Source: seeklyrics.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cbssports.com

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SPORTS HUMOR \ QUOTES

Sports bloggeer presents his second update to his original top 50 jerks in sports.

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Excerpt from the blogger's second update:

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"We are surrounded by jerks. Jerks in politics. Jerks in cars. Jerks in planes. Jerks at sea. Jerky actors who get all the jerky ladies. Jerky writers (hand raises furiously). Jerkity jerks that spill their jerky oil. The jerk that rolls his eyes when you order a venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra caramelized Halle Berry.
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But, most of all, there are jerks in sports. There are enough jerks in sports to start a new species of man: sportus homus jerkus."
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End of excerpt.
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Click here to view ===> TOP 50 JERKS IN SPORTS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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BOXING HUMOR \ QUOTES
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Plot Summary:
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Turkish and his close friend/accomplice Tommy get pulled into the world of match fixing by the notorious Brick Top. Things get complicated when the boxer they had lined up gets the shit kicked out of him by Pitt, a 'pikey' ( slang for an Irish Gypsy)- who comes into the equation after Turkish, an unlicensed boxing promoter wants to buy a caravan off the Irish Gypsies. They then try to convince Pitt not only to fight for them, but to lose for them too. Whilst all this is going on, a huge diamond heist takes place, and a fistful of motley characters enter the story, including 'Cousin Avi', 'Boris The Blade', 'Franky Four Fingers' and 'Bullet Tooth Tony'. Things go from bad to worse as it all becomes about the money, the guns, and the damned dog! Written by Filmtwob
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Movie Trailer:
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Click here to view ===> SNATCH
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Source: cinemagia.ro
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Movie Quotes::
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Click here to view ===> SNATCH MOVIE QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hubpages.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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(aka ENGLISH FOOTBALL QUOTES)
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Top Twenty Best Funny Football Quotes- The Football Commentators
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Click here to view ===> SOCCER QUOTES
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