SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, October 3, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: reellifewisdom.com

HORSE RACING QUOTES
Quotes from movies about horses and horse racing
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: armchairgm.com

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SPORTS COMMISSIONERS QUOTES \ TRIVIA
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Sports web site ranks sports commissioners from the history of sports
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.espn.go.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
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10 Worst General Managers in Sports History
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References to:
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Matt Millen \ Elgin Baylor \ M. Donald Grant \ Randy Smith
Mike Milbury \ Cam Bonifay \ Dave Littlefield \ Billy Knight
Bill Bavasi \ Woody Woodward \ Jim Paxson \ Kevin McHale
Billy King \ Jim Beattie \ Ed Wade \ John Holland \ Harry Sinden
Wes Unseld \ Frank Lane
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes from the movie Tin Cup
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Plot Summary for the movie Tin Cup:
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Roy McAvoy is a failed pro golfer who lives in a Winnebago at a crummy driving range which he owns in the West Texas town of Salome. One day, a beautiful woman, Dr. Molly Griswold, appears at his driving range for golf lessons. She turns out to be the new girlfriend of McAvoy's longtime nemesis, the smarmy PGA superstar David Simms. Molly inspires Roy to start taking himself seriously again, and he decides to try to qualify for the US Open.
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Written by Tim Horrigan {horrigan@aol.com}
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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MARTIAL ARTS QUOTES
Quotes about karate from the movie The Karate Kid
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Plot Summary of the Karate Kid:
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Daniel is new in town, and is getting picked on by the local bullies, who all are adept in karate. Determined to stick up for himself, Daniel begins to teach himself karate, only to discover that the caretaker at his apartment seems to be a grand master in karate. Agreeing to teach Daniel, Mr. Miyagi shows Daniel that there is more to karate than violence, and perhaps the best way to solve the problem he has with the bullies is in the All Valley Karate Championship.
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Written by Murray Chapman {muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au}
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: allsportlive.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes from the year 2007
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“There is a no-smoking policy in all parts of the Layer Road ground. Anyone who is caught smoking will be taken away, strapped to an electric chair and electrocuted until they are dead. Thank you.”
--- Colchester announcer at half-time in the Leicester game.

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Roy Keane \ Jose Mourinho \ Ray Wilkins \ Simon Hart \ Ryan O’Leary

Jim Jeffries \ Michael Owen \ Peter Hill-Wood \ Greg Blundell

Richard Money \ Trevor Benjamin \ Derek McGovern \ Michael Hagan

Paul Collingwood \ Deryn Brace \ Nick Faldo \ Boris Johnson \ Neil Warnock

Gareth Edds \ Peter Schmeichel \ Christine Ohuruogu \ Steve Cram

Junior Witter \ Vivian Harris \ Scott Lawton \ Amir Khan \Simon Jordan

Cristiano Ronaldo \ David Pleat \ James Allen \ Jamie Redknapp \ Ben Haim

Gaby Logan \ Peter Alliss \ Steve Parrish \ Charlie Cox \ Brian Moore

Gavin Mahon \ David Unsworth \ Martin Price \ Dan Nice \ Peter Beagrie

Lee Dixon \ Simon Hughes \ Mark Lawrenson \ John Motson \ Didier Drogba

Paul Merson \ Jade Goody \ Ben Dirs \ French Open \ Piers Newbery

Ernie Els \ Tom Fordyce \ Sam Lyon \ Mark Viduka \ Charlie Henderson’s

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cockytalk.com

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Quotes by college football coach Stever Spurrier
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mikecurtisfootball.com

MIKE CURTIS, NFL LINEBACKER ( 1970'S)

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NFL QUOTES
Quotes by ex-NFL linebacker Mike Curtis
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