SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, April 18, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lougehrig.com

Image: audiobooksonline.com
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BASEBALL QUOTES
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"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." (during his retirement ceremony on July 4, 1939.)
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When asked whether he minded playing in the shadow of the Bambino all the time: "Babe Ruth has a pretty big shadow, it gives me lots of room to spread myself."
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"There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all." (on baseball's infamous color barrier)
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"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all."
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ENDORSEMENT:
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LUCKIEST MAN (see book cover above) is the best
biography I've ever read, sports or otherwise.
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Others must agree because it is a former New York
Times best seller.
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If you should have just one biography to read in life,
Luckiest Man should be your choice; it is superbly
written and leaves you breathless from its extraordinary
research and startling detail of one man's life.
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DISCLAIMER:
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Although I have complimented the author of the biography
via email, I am endorsing this book on my own without any
consultation with or compensation from the author.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
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"That's the way we were woken up in the morning - banged over the head with a plastic golf club."
Rory McIlroy's mum, Rosie on the early potential of her son.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: celebquotes.com

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EXERCISE QUOTES
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[on how he keeps fit]
Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.
-- Keith Richards
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I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.
-- Kim Alexis
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The only exercise I get is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
-- Peter O'Toole
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I’m sitting with a director, and he asks me if I work out. I deadpan, ‘Yeah, I lift men. You busy later?’ Total silence. There were tumbleweeds rolling across the room. I didn’t get the part.
-- Jessica Cauffiel
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I do try and keep fit, but it's a half-hearted battle. I'll go for a jog once a fortnight and then feel ill for two days afterwards. And now and again I'll join a health club, but the trauma of filling in the form and having my photo taken for the membership card usually puts me off going for about 12 months. But I'm still optimistic that one day I'll be offered a guest role in Baywatch.
-- Steve Coogan
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