SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thefastertimes.com


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SPORTS QUOTES \ TRIVIA
Blogger presents recollections of Rev. Martin Luther King's sports
abilities and fondness for sports events and celebrities.
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Martin Luther King: Sports Fan and Playground Athlete
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It’s a big weekend in the sports world, with four NFL playoff games the marquee events, and we’re no doubt going to be reminded, in game telecast after game telecast, that it’s also a big weekend for the world at large — three days big, with Monday being Martin Luther King Day.

But that’s not the only connection between sports and Dr. King.

A year ago at this time I read a fascinating piece at AOL FanHouse by Terence Moore that has stayed with me. It delved into what Moore called the “hidden” side of MLK, which is an accurate description because while I’ve read a lot about King over the years, I did not know this: that he was a lifelong athlete and sports fan.
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The story relies heavily on the remembrances of Andrew Young, a friend and associate of King’s who went on to be mayor of Atlanta, a Congressman and US ambassador to the United Nations.
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Here’s Young on the reverend as a basketball player: “Martin was small, but he always wanted to play under the basket. He was very quick, and he could shoot with either hand, and so he had a lot of quick moves. He could fake you to the left or to the right, because he could dribble with either hand. He also had a little fallaway jump shot, which for somebody his size — it was always successful, because it was such a surprise.”
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On King’s favorite participatory sport: “We all liked sports, Martin and the rest of us, because you had to when you grew up in Atlanta on Auburn Avenue.
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He was good at sports. I mean, he could run, and he could shoot pool. Anything you learned at the YMCA, he did very well.
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But the one sport that was the family sport for all of us was swimming. Herman Russell [a local Atlanta entrepreneur] had a pool at his house, and after Martin got a little too well known, we’d go over to Herman’s house and swim in his pool.”

On MLK’s use of sports to further his civil right case at a 1961 demonstration in Albany, Ga.: “We realized that Jackie Robinson was from Cairo, Ga., which was in the next county over from Albany, and there were some churches burned down there.
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So Martin called Jackie , and he came down to visit us, and he also came with us to St. Augustine, Fla. That was very significant.
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See, you have to remember that the three people who sort of defined our sports life were Jesse Owens, Joe Louis and Jackie Robinson, and most of the guys in the movement, well, we were all huge into sports.”
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Editor's note:
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As a sports fan, I have to admit I learned for the first time from the
blogger's post that the civil rights leader, Rev. Martin Luther King,
had more than a political interest in sports - he actually participated
in and enjoyed sports as much as all sports enthusiasts have
participated in and enjoyed the world of sports during their lives.
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Clearly, sports touch fans in every way, form and fashion, making,
in its own way, an impact on the lives of us all.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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CRICKET QUOTES \ HUMOR \ TRIVIA

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Excerpt from the source:
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In Edwardian times, it was as common for literary London to meet at the batting crease as in the reading room. Conan Doyle, who used to hold a cricket week at home in Hindhead, was an accomplished batsman, and his protege, PG Wodehouse a useful medium-fast right arm bowler.
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End of excerpt
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET ON THE SERIOUS SIDE.
Source: guardian.co.uk
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Bonus entry: Another side of cricket
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"A stint in rehab for alcohol abuse and a messy divorce would be more than enough controversy for most professional athletes, but, with me, that wasn't the half of it."
-- Herschelle Gibbs
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET FROM THE SEAMY SIDE
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Source: timeslive.co.uk
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: grassrootsmotorsports.com


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AUTOMOBILE RACING QUOTE
Web site presents 3 pages of quotes from a motor sports forum.
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Related topics: car racing, motor sports, race cars
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The ideal racecar will expire 100 yards past the finish line.
- Stirling Moss
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Guys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer.
- Michael Martin Murphy
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Click here to view ===> AUTOMOBILE RACING QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: the-football-club.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
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"Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them."
Peter Jones
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"He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post."
Jimmy Greaves
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"I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy."
Jimmy Armfield
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Click here to view ===> SOCCER QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: weeville.com

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RODEO \ COWBOY QUOTES
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*Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got!

*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

*Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is
probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

*Only cows know why they stampede.

Click here to view ===> RODEO QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: westslopefly.com

ERNEST HEMINGWAY WITH FRIENDS AND "A CATCH"
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FISHING QUOTES
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"To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them truly and well and the other where I would have my nine beautiful mistresses on nine different floors."
- Ernest Hemingway
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Click here to view ===> FISHING QUOTES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: miasportsguy.com

MIAMI, FLORIDA

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SPORTS QUOTES
Blogger presents quotes from the Miami professional sports archives.
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Shaq O'Neal:
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“I’m like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities. I am proven to be good.“

“I’m the first graduate of LSU to graduate in crayon biology.”
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nationalexaminer.com


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SKIING SLANG \ HUMOR
Web site presents 3-part series on types of skiing slang.
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Death Cookies – Frozen chunks of snow that cover the slope like gravel; usually due to poor grooming.
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Dust on Crust – A light dusting of fresh snow on top of a hard, crusty base.
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Click here to view ===> SKIING SLANG - I
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Face Shots – The epic result of skiing in powder so deep that the snow sprays you in the face.
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Fall Line – The path down the slope that gravity naturally pulls you. One slope may have multiple fall lines.
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Click here to view ===> SKIING SLANG - II
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Rodeo – Back flip with a spin.
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Rolling up/down the windows – Common reaction when off-balance in the air; Arms are held out to the sides spinning circles as the skier attempts to regain balance. Resembles the rotating motion of rolling up or down manual windows in a car.
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Click here to view ===> SKIING SLANG - III
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Bonus entry: Snow quotes from a different perspective
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"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
-- Carl Reiner
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"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."
-- Bill Watterson
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"Genius is an African who dreams up snow."
-- Vladimir Nabokov
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"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
-- Mae West
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"I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
-- Tre Cool
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"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
-- Earl Wilson
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"I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime."
-- Will Rogers
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"Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they do when they stick together."
-- Verna Kelly
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gq.com


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SPORTS QUOTES \ HUMOR
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The Eight Stupidest Things Sports Fans Love to Say (Slide show)
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS HUMOR
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