SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, May 23, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: examiner.com

BASEBALL ANALOGY: CAUGHT LOOKING!

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BASEBALL HUMOR \ QUOTES
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Related topics: slang, lingo, jargon
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List of baseball analogies at the workplace
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL ANALOGIES IN THE WORK PLACE
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: web.orange.co.uk

SOCCER QUOTES
Web site presents a slide show of humorous soccer quotes
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"I remember getting beaten at Bolton last year and looking at the bench. I think two of them were asleep with hats pulled down and blankets over them. I said 'I'm sorry to drag you up here, I know it's f****** cold and you could be at home with the missus with a cuppa tea. It's hard for 30 grand a week to watch a game"
-- Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp hits back at the modern-day footballer
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Click here to view ===> SOCCER QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dailymail.co.uk


SHARON STONE, MOVIE ACTRESS
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SPORTS QUOTES
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The List: Top 50 Managerial Quotes of All Time
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Tottenham’s Ossie Ardiles after losing out on Philippe Albert to Newcastle
'We tried everything to get him. Maybe they offered Sharon Stone.’

Chelsea’s Gianluca Vialli
‘The only way to stop Thierry Henry? With a gun!’
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Click here to view ===> TOP 50 MANAGERIAL QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ocregister.com

SPORTS QUOTES
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They said it: April's best sports quotes
(Slide show presentation)
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"He said ouch."
Phil Mickelson, when asked what a spectator said when he was hit by Mickelson's shot on the eighth hole at the Masters, April 11.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thesandtrap.com


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GOLF TRIVIA \ HUMOR
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Nicknames of Professional Golf Players
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Craig Parry - Popeye (big forearms)
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Greg Norman - The (Great White) Shark
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Loren Roberts - Boss of the Moss (as one of the world's best putters)
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Click here to view ===> GOLF HUMOR
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cricinfo.com


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CRICKET QUOTES
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Is that Ranatunga? Strewth, he's not missed many lunches has he?
Sky Sports' David Lloyd as the camera turns on a rather portly looking Arjuna Ranatunga in the stands at Kandy.
Dec 10, 2007
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I tried to spin the ball one way and it went the other way. But it's a special wicket."
Muttiah Muralitharan admits his record-breaking dismissal of Paul Collingwood didn't quite go to plan .
Dec 9, 2007
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Muppets? They're clowns as well.
Mark Waugh doesn't think much of the Sri Lanka selectors' decision to leave out strike bowler Lasith Malinga in the first Test .
Nov 15, 2007
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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