SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, September 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: msu.edu

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HOCKEY HUMOR
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The Goaltender's Psalm
by anonymous
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The puck is my shephard;
I shall not ice.
It maketh me save in unnatural positions;
It leadeth me into leg splits;
It restoreth my fans' faith;
It leadeth me in the paths of odd-man rushes.
Yea, though I skate in the valley of the shadow of the net,
I will fear no sniper;
For my stick is with me;
My facemask and pads they comfort me;
They annointeth my body with SportsCreme;
My back-up tippeth over!
Surely coaches and trainers shall follow me
All the games of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house
of the Montreal Forum forever.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseball.about.com

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BASEBALL TRIVIA
Quiz on Yankee Stadium
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Click here to view ===> QUIZ
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Editor's note:
This baseball expert chose the expert level (12 for 12)
and discovered my expert days are over (7 for 12)!
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TEST YOURSELF!
Good luck!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thegolfchannel.com

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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes of the Week - 09/22/2008
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Click here to view ===> RYDER CUP
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References to:
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Lee Westwood
Boo Weekley
Paul Azinger
Padraig Harrington
Anthony Kim
Ryder Cup
Tiger Woods
Michael Jordan
Kenny Perry
Nick Faldo
Anthony Kim
Phil Mickelson
Viking Classic
Will MacKenzie
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golf365.com

GOLF QUOTES
Quotes from the completed Ryder Cup competition
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References to:
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Boo Weekley
Justin Rose
Oliver Wilson
Nick Faldo
Paul Azinger
Jim Furyk
Kenny Perry
Paul Casey
Hunter Mahan
Sergio Garcia
Anthony Kim
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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BOWLING QUOTES
Quotes from the movie Kingpin
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Click here to view ===> KINGPIN
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quotatio.com

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FOOTBALL QUOTE
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Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
- Lyndon Baines Johnson
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: texarkanacollege.edu

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FISHING QUOTES
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My hook is baited with a dream, I fish for peace
-- Robert Service
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Whoever said 'Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work' never had their boat sink.
-- Unknown
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'Carpe Diem' does not mean 'fish of the day'.
-- Unknown
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The difference between fly fishers and worm dunkers is the quality of their excuses
-- Unknown
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Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.
-- John Gierach
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I think a lot of us fish day after day as much for what could happen as for what actually does happen.
-- John Gierach
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Any time a man ain't fishin' he's frittering his life away.
-- Patrick F. McManus
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Don't bless the fish till it gets to the land.
-- Irish Proverb
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If you wanted a fish that could sip wine and discuss Italian poetry, you'd look for a trout. If you needed a ditch dug, you'd hire a carp.
-- John Gierach
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I mean, it's just fishing, and the best the big non-angling world can say about any of us is that we're harmless.
-- John Gierach
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Fishing is one of the few ways I know of to let go of the past, forget about the future, and live in the moment.
-- John Gierach
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If we carry purism to it's logical conclusion, to do it right you'd have to live naked in a cave, hit your trout on the head with rocks, and eat them raw. But, so as not to violate another essential element of the fly-fishing tradition, the rocks would have to be quarried in England and cost $300 each.
-- John Gierach
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I don't know exactly what fly fishing teaches us, but I think it's something we need to know.
-- John Gierach
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To capture the fish is not all of the fishing.
-- Zane Grey
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Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
-Unknown
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If a man is truly blessed, he returns home from fishing to be greeted by the best catch of his life.
-Unknown
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Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.
-- Ed Zern
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Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.
-- William Sherwood Fox
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: des.emory.edu

Major League Record: 0 wins 16 losses

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SPORTS TRIVIA
"Don't give up the ship" sports figures
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An expert said of Vince Lombardi:
"He possesses minimal football knowledge and lacks motivation."
Lombardi would later write,
"It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up."
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Michael Jordan and Bob Cousy were each cut from their high school basketball teams. Jordan once observed,
"I've failed over and over again in my life. That is why I succeed."
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot ... and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. That is why I succeed."
~ Michael Jordan
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Babe Ruth is famous for his past home run record, but for decades he also held the record for strikeouts. He hit 714 home runs and struck out 1,330 times in his career (about which he said, "Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.").
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(John Wooden once explained that winners make the most errors.)
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Hank Aaron went 0 for 5 his first game at bat with the Milwaukee Braves.
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Stan Smith was rejected as a ball boy for a Davis Cup tennis match because he was "too awkward and clumsy." He went on to clumsily win Wimbledon and the U. S. Open. And eight Davis Cups.
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"I never learned a thing from a tournament I won."
~ Bobby Jones
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Tom Landry, Chuck Noll, Bill Walsh, and Jimmy Johnson accounted for 11 of the 19 Super Bowl victories from 1974 to 1993. They also share the distinction of having the worst records of first-season head coaches in NFL history - they didn't win a single game.
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Johnny Unitas's first pass in the NFL was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.
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Joe Montana's first pass was also intercepted.
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And while we're on quarterbacks, during his first season Troy Aikman threw twice as many interceptions (18) as touchdowns (9) . . . oh, and he didn't win a single game.
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In his first professional race, cyclist Lance Armstrong finished . . . drumroll . . . last. He made up for this lackluster first effort by being the only man to win the Tour de France six consecutive times. And still counting.
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After Carl Lewis won the gold medal for the long jump in the 1996 Olympic games, he was asked to what he attributed his longevity, having competed for almost 20 years. He said, "Remembering that you have both wins and losses along the way. I don't take either one too seriously."
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Editor's note about the pitcher above.
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Terry Felton pitched in at least 16 games
( 0 wins, 16 losses) in the major leagues.
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This means he had some ability, that's why
he had several chances to pitch in the majors
- the worst pitchers are shown the door from
the majors much earlier!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: time.com

BASEBALL TRIVIA PICTORIAL
Photo gallery of Yankee Stadium
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FAREWELL TO YANKEE STADIUM
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: time.com

OLYMPICS SPORTS PICTORIAL
Photo gallery of 2008 Beijing Olympics highlights
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[ Includes Track and Field Sports ]
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
Quotes from the movie Major League
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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NASCAR QUOTES
Quotes from movies
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Click here to view ==> NASCAR
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