SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, November 30, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: eslteachersboard.com


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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Ted Williams Show
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17 Ted Williams Quotes to Celebrate the Birth of a Baseball Great
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1. There's only one way to become a hitter. Go up to the plate and get mad. Get mad at yourself and mad at the pitcher.
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2. A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime - and that was mine, to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.'
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3. All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
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4. Baseball gives every American boy a chance to excel, not just to be as good as someone else but to be better than someone else. This is the nature of man and the name of the game.
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5. Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
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6. Baseball's future? Bigger and bigger, better and better! No question about it, it's the greatest game there is!
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7. By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
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8. God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
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9. Hitting is fifty percent above the shoulders.
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10. Hitting is the most important part of the game. It is where the big money is, where much of the status is, and the fan interest.
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11. I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.
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12. I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.
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13. If I was being paid $30,000 a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.
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14. If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.
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15. If you don't think too good, don't think too much.
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16. There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game.
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17. You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: goal.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Jose Mourinho Show
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“My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard’s history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them.”
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"For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: andrewsstarspage.com



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HOCKEY QUOTES

The Brett Hull Show

"I got really mad and threw him off the ice. And then, I chased him around the locker room. He was laughing the whole time. He told me he had to go golfing."

-- Hitchcock on when Hull kept dumping pucks in the corner during practice after Hitchcock said it didn't matter how many goals you scored if you couldn't stop the other team from scoring

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Sunday, November 29, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greatpersonalities.com


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RUNNING QUOTES
Blogger lists quotes by runner Usain Bolt
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Related topic: Track and Field
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The Usain Bolt Show
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Actually, I don't know how I'm going to take that home.
— Usain Bolt on taking the memento he won which is 3.6m long by 1.2m wide and weighs 2.7 tons
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dangerhere.com


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SOCCER QUOTES
Sports blogger lists quotes by Sir Bobby Robson
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The Sir Bobby Robson Show
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Bobby’s unique way with a tautology:
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"Home advantage gives you an advantage."
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"In a year’s time, he’s a year older."
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"The margin is very marginal."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sharapovasthigh.com

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BASKETBALL QUOTES
Blogger lists his favorite basketball announcer quotes by Bill Walton
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The Bill Walton Show
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"Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot, PLEASE!"
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"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."
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"The only man who can stop Cliff Robinson IS Cliff Robinson. The man is unstoppable, even at 38."
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Monday, November 23, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nydailynews.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Alex Rodriguez Show
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"I knew we weren't taking Tic Tacs. I knew that."
- Feb. 17, 2009
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Other than that, says A-Rod as he admits to his performance-enhancing drug use in a spring training press conference, he had no idea what it was he was doing.
"I was stupid," he says.
He said it, not us.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: esquire.com


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BASKETBALL QUOTES

The Phil Jackson Show

My dad always had this little sign on his desk:

"The bigger your head is, the easier your shoes are to fill."

Click here to view ===> BASKETBALL QUOTES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thesportreview.com

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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Alex Ferguson Show
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: translated.by

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SOCCER QUOTES
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The Ian Holloway Show
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“We threw everything at them. The kitchen sink, golf clubs, emptied the garage and threw it at them. Unfortunately, it was not enough, but at least my garage is tidy.”
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forumpolitics.com


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BASEBALL QUOTES
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The Barry Bonds Show
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“Back when I first started Nolan Ryan was still a dominating pitcher – even though he was at the end of his career. The best thing I ever did was strike out three times against him in Spring Training, because I wanted to be in there so badly.”
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FUNNY SPORT QUOTES \ Source: web.tigerwoods.com


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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes about Tiger Woods
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The Tiger Woods Show
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"I would be walking along, carrying his bag, and with those long legs of his, he was gone.
He'd say, 'Hurry up, Dad.'
I said, 'Are you at your ball yet?
No.
Are you ready for another club?
No.
When you are, I'll be there.'
-- Earl Woods on carrying Tiger's bag in junior tournaments
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Monday, November 16, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gq.com

BILL BELICHICK
HEAD COACH, NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
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SPORTS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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20 Most Despicable Coaches
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GQ selects the 20 most despicable coaches in sports
history in the following slide show.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mcsweeneys.net

AMERICAN FOOTBALL HUMOR
Author cites the inspirational skills of a losing football coach
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COACH BARRY MURPHY'S
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
(LIFETIME RECORD:14-91-1).
BY DIRK VOETBERG
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"Winners never quit and quitters never win. Vince Lombardi said that, and I think it's a good quote, if a wee bit specious."
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"Losing is something that only happens when you don't try. We didn't win tonight, but we tried, so I don't know what that's called. Shall we call it 'tuvoling'?"
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"Winning isn't everything. Losing is also a thing, as are eggs and bonnets and quilts and, I believe, red trucks."
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"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. For example, do not let the fact that you can't time-travel interfere with your drinking of water. This should be easy."
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"I don't see us beating these guys. They're just bigger and faster. Wow. All right. Let's go out there."
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"When someone tells you you can't do something, reply that you can. And if you can't prove it in action, you've at least said it in words."
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"There is no q in 'team.'"
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog; it's the fight of the size dog not."
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"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? Because not knowing the score isn't everything, either."
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"The best offense is a good defense. So, defense, I'm going to send you out there to go head-to-head with their defense. Let's somehow get some points doing that!"
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"We're playing the Cougars tonight. I love cougars!"
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"I went to visit your teammate Danny Brock in the hospital last night and told him, 'Mind can win over matter anytime, Danny.' But the doctor informed me that, in fact, no, his back is broken, nerves severed, and, no matter what his mind wants to do, he will not be able to walk ever again. So, gentlemen, sure, 'mind over matter' doesn't always work, but only when things get difficult."
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"I've never really liked football. Baseball's more my thing."
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"Sooner or later we're all going to die."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thewildwoodswoman.blogspot.com

"Eye candy always works on a sports site."
Author: Sports_nut, FSQ
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CAMPING \ OUTDOOR SPORTS QUOTES
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"Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, 'I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway.' "
-- Maya Angelou (American Poet)
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"How strange that nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!"
-- Emily Dickinson (American Poet)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lacrosseforums.com

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LACROSSE QUOTES
Lacrosse goalie quotes are listed on a lacrosse forum site
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Tell the guy who missed the cage "Was the goal bigger last time you played?"
And in game situations where it is a real easy save, I just say in a sarcastic tone "Thanks" and they get so mad.
-- Pride Lacrosse, C Stan #9!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rugbyrugby.com

RUGBY QUOTES
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“If Walt Disney had seen this little man’s antics, there’d have been no Mickey Mouse.”
- Ray French, BBC TV, on Peter Sterling (1985)
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“I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.”
- Gareth Chilcott on playing his last game of rugby for Bath (1993).
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: soccerlens.com

SOCCER QUOTES
Best soccer quotes of 2008
(Includes link: Best soccer quotes of 2007)
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“In the world today, it is the smell of blood that interests you. Thankfully the guillotine doesn’t exist any more because there are some among you who would have the malicious pleasure of sending me for the chop.”
-- Raymond Domenech, manager of France
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“Blatter will never retire. He will stay until the mortician arrives with the black bag to take his body out.”
-- Andrew Jennings of Transparencyinsport.org
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ehow.com

AMERICAN FOOTBALL HUMOR
A football widow offers helpful coping advice to other football widows.
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How to Find Happiness When You're a Football Widow
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Click here to view ===> FOOTBALL WIDOWS UNITE!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mcsweeneys.net

"Eye candy always works on a sports site."
Author: Sports_nut, FSQ

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CHEERLEADING HUMOR
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There is adult humor in this post, so...
youngsters, you know Miss Grundy and you know
how she acts on this, so slide onto the next post,
please.
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Seniors, you know what you can handle, so conduct
yourselves accordingly before reading this adult
humor post.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE"
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youthpitching.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
A youth baseball coach lists his favorite pitching quotes
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"You can't hit what you can't see."
Walter Johnson
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"Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League."
Tug McGraw
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"Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out."
Tug McGraw
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"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock, I knew it was time to quit."
Bob Gibson
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"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story."
Bob Gibson
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bill37mccurdy.wordpress.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
A sports blogger lists Shakespearean quotes applicable to baseball
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“When time is ripe – which will be suddenly, I’ll steal …” Henry IV, Part I
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“Your play needs no excuse.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: weekendamerica.publicradio.org

AVIATION \ AIR SPORTS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Air sports shows trivia and quotes are presented in slide show and videos.
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Air shows are presented to over 20 million spectators
yearly in the USA in both civilian and military
perspectives.
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Spectators marvel at the derring-do of the air show
pilots and must wonder about what the pilots
experience from the pilot's point of view.
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The first presentation, which includes a slide show
followed by a video, cites the experience of air show
pilots from the civilian pilot's point of view.
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"FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS" and
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."
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Click here to view ===> CIVILIAN AIR SHOW PILOT'S EXPERIENCE
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The next presentation identifies what's in store
for viewers by its very title, The Ultimate Fighter
Pilot Video.
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"FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS" and
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."
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Click here to view ===> MILITARY AIR SHOW PILOT'S EXPERIENCE
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Monday, November 9, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tribemagazine.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes from the year 2007
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"99% of the letters and e-mails are supporting us and that's not bad. That's as good as Saddam Hussein did and he was fiddling the figures."
-- Ken Bates after winning his battle to retain control at Leeds United.
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"I put the tape in and we all found ourselves watching He-Man Masters of the Universe."
-- Former world snooker champion Joe Johnson finally decides to watch a re-run of his 1986 triumph on video and finds his kids have taped over it.
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ingolfwetrust.com

GOLF QUOTES
A slide show of 24 pages of golf quotes is presented.
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'Had stinging hands a few times but it's okay.'
- Graeme McDowell on his high-fiving habit.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hubpages.com


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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Losing builds character but detracts from my ability to purchase Ferraris. I have enough character already."
-Punt Returner Altie Owens, to no one in particular.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hubpages.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
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"Our defense is like a computer: it's quick, complicated, and powerful, and I'm looking forward to upgrading it next season."
- Defensive Line Coach Tank MacNamara
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sify.com

ALLA KUDRYAVTSEVA
PROFESSIONAL TENNIS PLAYER
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"Eye candy always works on a sports site."
Author: Sports_nut, FSQ
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SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes are presented in a slide show
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I broke the television, I must tell the truth.
- Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo explains how he smashed his TV set in fury when Hamilton won the title.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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CRICKET QUOTES
Topic: Cricket quotes lists (2) and cricket dismissals video
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Quotes List #1
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Tony Greig : "What a magnificent shot! No, he’s out."
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Matthew Hoggard (at an awards ceremony): "The hat trick started with the first wicket."
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BBC news announcer : "Yorkshire all out 232, Hutton ill! I’m sorry. Hutton 111."
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Shane Warne : "I could be an all-rounder - if I could bowl…"
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Overheard at Lord's, late 1980's (about Gladstone Small): "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?"
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Nasser Hussain : "You might remember me - I was captain of England when they were crap."
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Wasim Akram : "Cricket is being played more in the mind than on the field.
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Source: quotations.lol-land.in
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Quotes List #2
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“These are crucial times, the last 10 overs"
~ Sivaramakrishnan gets candid. Well in a twenty20 over match which over is not crucial? So what are you trying to say Siva?
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"He’s got to pick up wickets, he’s got to be economical"
~ Ah, well! Kumble, why don’t you listen to Siva’s commentary before you go out there in middle and bowl? So what are bowlers expected to do other than picking up wickets for less runs.
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"He’s got hands like buckets."
~ This one comes from Sri Lankan; still that’s not an excuse. Ranjit Fernando, on Freddie. Well thanks for letting us know this. How else we would have known such phrases.
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"ABD made batting look like A - B - C - D."
~ Mandira, has not only changed her hair style, but also her wicket sense of cricket.
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"The key to the match is going to be Ajantha Mendis. He can mend things or destroy things."
~ This anchor of SET Max takes the crap to dizzy heights with this.
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Source: leggully.com
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Video: Top ten weird dismissals in cricket
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Click here to view ===> TOP TEN DISMISSALS
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: izismile.com

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, MOVIE ACTRESS

"Eye candy always works on a sports site."
Author: Sports_nut, FSQ
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TENNIS PICTORIAL \ HUMOR
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"The Jennifer Love Hewitt Show"
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Jennifer Love Hewitt plays tennis in bikini (12 pics)
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Click here to view ===> EYE CANDY ON THE TENNIS COURT
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Jennifer Love Hewitt presents a promo for her tv show:
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Click here to view ===> TV SHOW PROMO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt completes her show with a
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Click here to view ===> SONG ON THE TONIGHT SHOW
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: jockandballs.com

NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Topic: A blogger cites quotes by Chad Ochocinco
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"The Chad Ochocinco Show"
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blazeoflove.com

NBA BASKETBALL QUOTES
Topic: 10 best Ron Artest quotes on video
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"The Ron Artest Show"
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Click here to view ====> 10 BEST RON ARTEST QUOTES ON VIDEO
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: chineseorjapanese.com

HARUKI NAKAMURA
SAFETY, BALTIMORE RAVENS
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NFL FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
A football blogger cites Asian players who have NFL experience.
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Since the Ravens player cited above is of Asian
descent and is not cited in the blogger's article,
the player's photo is depicted instead.
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For more information on the player, see the Raven's
player roster at baltimoreravens.com.
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Click here to view ===> ASIAN PLAYERS IN NFL HISTORY
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mirror.co.uk

SOCCER QUOTES
Best soccer quotes of 2008 (part 1 of 2)
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"I don't predict in football. But next week you will see a vastly different Norwich City"
- GLENN ROEDER
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"David Nugent tore up the Championship but he's gone to Portsmouth and he's a fish up a tree"
- PAUL MERSON
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"The English manager I most admire is Arsene Wenger. Even if he is not English"
- PHIL SCOLARI
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mirrorfootball.co.uk

SOCCER QUOTES
Best soccer quotes of 2008 (part 2 of 2)
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"I'm like a new stranger to the players"
- JOE KINNEAR
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"Aston Villa are breathing down their throats"
- KENNY CUNNINGHAM
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"Lady luck is trying his best for Liverpool"
- STEVE CLARIDGE
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Monday, November 2, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blog.masslive.com

BASEBALL HUMOR \ QUOTES
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2009 World Series: An Unforgettable Moment
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Johnny Damon, in the 9th of a tie game, steals
second, then, seeing the hot corner not covered
by a Phillie, outruns the Phillie defender from
second base to third!
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How better to introduce a selection of video
quotes and clips of Johnny Damon.
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Click here to view ===> JOHNNY DAMON VIDEO CLIPS
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: startribune.com


CHARLIE MANUEL
MANAGER, PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
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BASEBALL QUOTES
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"The 'Cornbread Charlie' Manuel Show"
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Click here to view ===> CHARLIE MANUEL QUOTES
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More Charlies Manuel Quotes:
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About an hour and a half after the Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series, and with every last bit of champagne and beer either spilled or consumed, just about all that remained in a dry state around the Phillies' clubhouse was their manager, Charlie Manuel.
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I was stunned when I saw Manuel, still in uniform, still dry, in a hallway between his office and the clubhouse.
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Then it made sense to me. It never was about the glory or the adulation for Charles Fuqua Manuel. It was always simply about the baseball.
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"I'm a baseball guy," Manuel told a skeptical Philadelphia media corps upon being introduced as the Phillies manager in November of 2004. "I live and sleep baseball."
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"I wasn't working on trying to prove nothing," ole Charlie said. "Don't take this in a cocky way. I already knew how good I was."
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A "hayseed" no more.
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The June 22 issue of Sports Illustrated profiles Charlie Manuel in more detail than you ever thought you'd want to know about the Phils' manager.
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Like the kind of reading material he brings with him to the bathroom. And his intense love of professional wrestling -- the story even quotes former pro wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler.
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The piece describes the circumstances that led up to Cholly's World Series win last year, including a surprising amount of adversity faced by the 65-year-old Virginia native. Just to give a taste:
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"Philly was supposed to be the roughest test he'd face, but really, how bad had it been?
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No family tragedy. No culture shock. No colostomy bag. Just some tough fans, and they were all now chanting his name."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: whosdatedwho.com

DEREK JETER
NEW YORK YANKEES
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BASEBALL QUOTES
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"The Derek Jeter Show"
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"God, I hope I wear this jersey forever"
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Click here to view ===> DEREK JETER QUOTES
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