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SOCCER QUOTES

A father becomes the coach of his ten-years-old son's soccer team

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Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.

Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

[crowd hisses]

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NBA QUOTES

Quotes by and about Yao Ming, including a movie trailer of his rookie year

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Quotes by Yao Ming:

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The alcohol in China is made of rice. It's strong. You know it's strong when you drink it. So you have an idea what it can do to you. But here, you have alcohol that doesn't taste very strong. So you think you can have many shots. You don't find out the truth until the next morning.
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I haven't done much trash-talking. But last year, I did complain about a call. Nobody could believe it. So I said, "I've spent a lot on English lessons. I want to get my money's worth." The official was laughing.
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My American strength coach says he liked me better before I could talk English.

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SKIING QUOTES

Skiing quotes and humor from the movie Better off Dead

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Quotes from Better off Dead:

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Lane Myer: She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

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Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
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Bonus entry: More skiing quotes

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Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment.
~Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
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When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~Author Unknown
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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
~Tim Cahill
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
~Author Unknown
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The sun is bright and the powder bitchin'.
~Author Unknown
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing.
Tree: The other method.
~Author Unknown
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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.
~Author Unknown
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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.
~Author Unknown
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
~Author Unknown
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There's no waiting for friends on a powder day.
~Author Unknown
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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.
~Author Unknown
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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary.
~Author Unknown
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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?
~Author Unknown
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If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.
~Author Unknown
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Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, in a blaze of reality.
~Dolores LaChapelle
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
~Dave Barry
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If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year.
~Author Unknown
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