FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: asylum.com

OLYMPICS SPORTS QUOTES
Snowboarder Graham Watanabe presents quotes about himself and the Winter Olympics
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Related topic: snowboarding
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ricestandard.org

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SPORTS HUMOR

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"I’ve realized that there’s a lot of sporting things we say we’re going to do at one point in our lives and never do, and it can be depressing. So, to counter the fact that we’ll never go see the Houston Texans in the Super Bowl or cheer on Zimbabwe in the Cricket World Cup, I’ve created a list of 61 things we can do. "
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"Now, no one will do every single one of these, but if you can accumulate 150 points, that’s a pretty successful life."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nypost.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site lists it choices of the best sports comedy quotes.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: aaaugh.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents sports quotes from the year 1995.
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George Foreman, when asked whether he worries about brain damage:
"Anybody going into boxing already has brain damage."
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Jim Riggleman, new manager of the Chicago Cubs:
I try to have respect for people in general, whether it's baseball players or low lifes like the media."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: chicagomaroon.com

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SPORTS QUOTES

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"I had Charlotte, or the Dairy Queen in Sheboygan Falls."
Joe Wolf, on signing with the Hornets
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"It’ll be fat on fat. If we rub against each other the wrong way, we’ll start a grease fire."
Nate Newton, on playing against William “The Fridge” Perry
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: topcultured.com

GUO JINGJING, DIVER

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SPORTS PICTORIAL \ TRIVIA

Web site presents its choices for the sexiest female athletes in offbeat sports

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Editor's note:

Web site uses offbeat to describe sports that get less than 10% of daily sports media coverage.

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: football.fanhouse.co.uk

NOW WHAT???

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SOCCER QUOTES

Web site presents quotes from World Cup 2010 athletes and coaches

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"I hope he has a temper tantrum, has a swing at someone and gets thrown out. I would love to see him act like a baby."
- Former USA star Alexei Lalas hopes Wayne Rooney will spontaneously combust on Saturday.

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"If it is necessary to play dirty to win, we will do it."
- Luis Fabiano is making no Samba Soccer promises on Brazil's behalf now Dunga is in charge.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wellsphere.com

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HEALTH AND FITNESS QUOTES

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“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
~ Buddy Hackett
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“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”
~ Joan Gussow
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