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'Had stinging hands a few times but it's okay.'
- Graeme McDowell on his high-fiving habit.
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Losing builds character but detracts from my ability to purchase Ferraris. I have enough character already."
-Punt Returner Altie Owens, to no one in particular.
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
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"Our defense is like a computer: it's quick, complicated, and powerful, and I'm looking forward to upgrading it next season."
- Defensive Line Coach Tank MacNamara
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I broke the television, I must tell the truth.

- Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo explains how he smashed his TV set in fury when Hamilton won the title.

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CRICKET QUOTES
Topic: Cricket quotes lists (2) and cricket dismissals video
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Quotes List #1
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Tony Greig : "What a magnificent shot! No, he’s out."
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Matthew Hoggard (at an awards ceremony): "The hat trick started with the first wicket."
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BBC news announcer : "Yorkshire all out 232, Hutton ill! I’m sorry. Hutton 111."
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Shane Warne : "I could be an all-rounder - if I could bowl…"
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Overheard at Lord's, late 1980's (about Gladstone Small): "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?"
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Nasser Hussain : "You might remember me - I was captain of England when they were crap."
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Wasim Akram : "Cricket is being played more in the mind than on the field.
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Quotes List #2
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“These are crucial times, the last 10 overs"
~ Sivaramakrishnan gets candid. Well in a twenty20 over match which over is not crucial? So what are you trying to say Siva?
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"He’s got to pick up wickets, he’s got to be economical"
~ Ah, well! Kumble, why don’t you listen to Siva’s commentary before you go out there in middle and bowl? So what are bowlers expected to do other than picking up wickets for less runs.
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"He’s got hands like buckets."
~ This one comes from Sri Lankan; still that’s not an excuse. Ranjit Fernando, on Freddie. Well thanks for letting us know this. How else we would have known such phrases.
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"ABD made batting look like A - B - C - D."
~ Mandira, has not only changed her hair style, but also her wicket sense of cricket.
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"The key to the match is going to be Ajantha Mendis. He can mend things or destroy things."
~ This anchor of SET Max takes the crap to dizzy heights with this.
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