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PART I OF 3 ENTRIES
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents a music video of quotes by Randy Moss
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Note from editor:
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Sports_nut is an old school music fan of the Funk music genre
and not too fond of the hip-hop \ rap genre.
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UNTIL NOW!!!
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That's right, folks. Youngsters (40 years old and younger) have
been asked over and over again, just what is that I'm hearing on
the radio - you kids really need to listen to James Brown and
Kool and the Gang for some killer dance music!
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While some hip-hop \ rap music did appeal to me, I now know
what the youngsters are talking about, thanks to a new kind of
sports journalism presented on music videos by DJ Steve Porter.
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From my day, I remember "cool" and from this day, I still hear
"cool" - that's what I use to describe the music videos that follow.
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End of editor's note.
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Youngsters (40 years old and younger), put on your dancing shoes.
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Seniors (older than 40), each of you turn up your hearing aid, if you
have one, and just listen!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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PART 2 OF 3 ENTRIES
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SPORTS QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents hip-hop \ rap versions of famous sports quotes.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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Editor's note:
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Tell it like it is, Allen, and enjoy Turkey, especially the pay checks!
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PART 3 Of 3 ENTRIES
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BASEBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR \ MUSIC
Web site presents Jack Cracker's hip-hop \ rap version on video
of puns of major league baseball player names.
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** CAUTION: LINK BELOW CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE **
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL PUNS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Sources: thenflchick.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR \ RANT

Web site presents a video of Deion Sanders' rant on ESPN on his

ranking of 34 in the list of the greatest 100 NFL players.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blogs.palmbeachpost.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL (NFL) QUOTES \ HUMOR

Web site presents overview of NFL documentary on the football

career of Bill Parcells

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Documentary: "Get me back out there. I can do this one more time”

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Editor's note:

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Fellow contemporaries of Parcells from the NFL offer an overview of

Parcell's career and persona and NFL fans offer illuminating views

on Parcells in the blog's comments section.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dailymail.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents its best sports quotes in 2010 from soccer, snooker,
rugby, tennis, golf, etc.
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TENNIS
"I just couldn't lose to a bloke wearing a shirt like that,"
Lleyton Hewitt following his US Open victory over Dominik Hrbaty, who wore a pink and black shirt with two oval holes cut out of the back.
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GOLF
"They don't let you smoke or drink in gyms so you know I'm not going to have any fun doing that."
John Daly plays it straight as he insists he has no plans to pump iron.
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"I am 42 now and supposed to be going downhill. It's nice to go the other way." Colin Montgomerie on the resurgence in his game which saw him continue his red-hot form.
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BASEBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR

Web site presents baseball slang by Ring Lardner \ H. L. Mencken.

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR

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Source: bartleby.com

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Bonus Entry: A Cincinnati Reds forum presents funny baseball quotes..

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"I enjoy Shea Stadium. But the fans are something else. I look upon each game there as an experience. I get to go to a zoo and I don't have to pay admission."
-- Pete Rose
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"Would you say, Harvey, that this is the best game you ever pitched?"
-- Pittsburgh radio announcer, after Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for twelve innings, only to lose by 1-0 in the thirteenth
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(Concerning Oil Can Boyd) "He also had a Doberman that acquired a taste for beer! They both cut down, but how would you like to encounter a Doberman kicking a six-pack-a-day beer habit?"
-- Nolan Ryan
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Our next homestand is after this roadtrip"
- Mickey Rivers
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"Take those guys over to the other fields. I wanna see if they can play on the road."
--Sparky Anderson
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Don't have the exact quote, but Lenny Randle once said the reason why he had didn't have as many homers in the second half of the season as the first half, was because the first half was longer.
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Joe Garagiola commenting on the deal which sent he, Dick Cole, Bill Howerton, Howie Pollet and Ted Wilks to the Pirates for Cliff Chambers and Wally Westlake said "this was one of those trades that hurts both teams".
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"The Cubs traded Ray Fontenot and George Frazier to the Twins for Ron Davis. Looks like the Cubs got the better end of this deal. They got rid of two terrible pitchers and only got one terrible pitcher back."
---Harry Caray
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When Lou Piniella used to play the outfield for the Royals and Yankees, he'd yell at hecklers in the stands, "Go home and check your wife, we've got a ballplayer missing."
-- Tim McCarver
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HUNTING QUOTES \ HUMOR

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Click here to view ===> LEWIS BLACK ON QUAIL HUNTING (VIDEO)

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Source: youtube.com

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Bonus Entry I: Hunting Forum Presents Quotes on Duck Hunting

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Click here to view ===> HUNTING QUOTES

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Source: kentuckyhunting.net

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Bonus Entry II: Donald Duck Goes Hunting!

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Click here to view ===> HUNTING CARTOON

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Source: youtube.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: angelfire.com

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CHEERLEADING QUOTES

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Any Man can hold a girls hand, but it takes the elite to hold their feet!
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*Cheer to be heard, stunt to be seen!

*Don't wear your team's colors --- bleed them.

*It's hard to be humble, when you can jump, stunt, and tumble!
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Golden Rules of Cheerleading :
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*Cheer every game as though it were your last.

*When all else fails, let your spirit shine through

*Don't eat the megaphone.

*The fans are looking to you, not at you.

*Sportsmanship starts and ends with the cheerleader

*It takes years to build your character...and mere seconds to destroy it.

*Democracy ends at the coach's door.

*Somewhere in the stands is a little girl who wants to be just like you...don't let her down.

*The difference between good and great is a little extra practice.

*Mom doesn't know where your uniform is because she didn't wear it last.

*Ignore stereotypes - - or at least don't beat someone up over them.

*Keep the cheer in cheerleader
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SPORTS TRIVIA

Web site presents the impact of physical disabilities on amateur and professional athletes.

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Related topics: Paraplegics Paralympics inspirational motivational

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Excerpt from web site blogger:

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Also found in my research was the Amputee Sports listing. Paralympic and other sports are listed here including soccer, bowling, windsurfing, golf, lawn bowling, and many more. I often find Paralympic event coverage on Fat Louie’s Women’s Sports Blog also.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS TRIVIA - PHYSICAL DISABILITIES
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Source: apryldelancey.blogspot.com
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Bonus Entry: 7 Professional Athletes Who Played with Physical Disabilities
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Web link below presents profiles of:
Rocky Bleier (NFL), Lou Brissie (MLB), Glenn Cunningham (track),
Tom Dempsey (NFL), Pete Gray (MLB), Natalie du Toit (swimming),
Jim Abbot (baseball).
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS TRIVIA - 7 WHO MADE IT!
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MOUNTAIN CLIMBING QUOTES
Web site presents movie quotes from Vertical Limit
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Plot Summary: Vertical Limit (2000)
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A high-adrenaline tale of young climber Peter Garrett, who must launch a treacherous and extraordinary rescue effort up K2, the world's second highest peak. Confronting both his own limitations and the awesome power of nature's uncontrollable elements, Peter risks his life to save his sister, Annie, and her summit team in a race against time. The team is trapped in an icy grave at 26,000 feet - a death zone above the vertical limit of endurance where the human body cannot survive for long. Every second counts as Peter enlists the help of a crew of fellow climbers, including eccentric, reclusive mountain man Montgomery Wick, to ascend the chilling might of the world's most feared peak to save her. Written by Sujit R. Varma
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Source: imdb.com
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Movie Trailer: Vertical Limit (2000)
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Click here to view ===> VERTICAL LIMIT MOVIE TRAILER
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Source: trailerfan.com
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Movie Quotes: Vertical Limit (2000)
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Monique: Cyril! Cyril, are you there? Cyril! Damn it, you answer me!
Cyril Bench: Nag, nag, nag. They always bloody nag.
Monique: You're sick.
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Peter: You're gonna kill him.
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Montgomery Wick: My wife died of edema. Stripped the skin from her throat, her lungs filled with water. She drowned in her own bodily fluids. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him.
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Peter: I can't let you do it.
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Montgomery Wick: Peter, do you know where you are? Above 24,000, you're at the vertical limit, you're already dying. Look at you. You can hardly stand. If you think you can stop me, go ahead.
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE QUOTES
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Source: imdb.com
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Bonus entry: More Mountain Climbing Quotes
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It's a round trip. Getting to the summit is optional, getting down is mandatory.
(Ed Viesturs)
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It's not advisable to drink too much strong liquors while climbing in the Alps. If, however, you are going to fall over a cliff, it's advisable to be thoroughly intoxicated when you do so.
(English alpinist)
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Life is brought down to the basics: if you are warm, regular, healthy, not thirsty or hungry, then you are not on a mountain. . . . Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall – it's great when you stop.(Chris Darwin ,The Social Climbers)
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Click here to view ===> MOUNTAIN CLIMBING QUOTES
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MOTORCYCLE QUOTES
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Related topics: Motocross, Dirt Bikes, Motor Sports
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Part I: Quotes from the movie Motorcycle Diaries
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Plot Summary: Motorcycle Diaries (2004)
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Twenty-three year old medical student Ernesto Guevara de la Serna - Fuser to his friends and later better known as 'Ernesto Che Guevara' - one semester away from graduation, decides to postpone his last semester to accompany his twenty-nine year old biochemist friend Alberto Granado - Mial to his friends - on his four month, 8,000 km long dream motorcycle trip throughout South America starting from their home in Buenos Aires. Their quest is to see things they've only read about in books about the continent on which they live, and to finish that quest on Alberto's thirtieth birthday on the other side of the continent in the Guajira Peninsula in Venezuela. Not all on this trip goes according to their rough plan due to a broken down motorbike, a continual lack of money (they often stretching the truth to gain the favor of a variety of strangers to help them), arguments between the two in their frequent isolation solely with each other, their raging libidos which sometimes get them into trouble, and dealing with Fuser's chronic asthma. But a chance encounter with a couple of Communists in the Chilean desert and an extended visit to the San Pablo Leper Colony in the Perúvian Amazon Basin among other things profoundly affects what each will want to do with his life and the bond each has with the other. Written by Huggo
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Movie Trailer: Motorcycle Diaries
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER
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Movie Quotes: Motorcycle Diaries
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Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: What we had in common - our restlessness, our impassioned spirits, and a love for the open road.
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Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me any more. At least I'm not the same me I was.
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Part II: Dirt Biker Quotes
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I never lose. I only run out of laps, gas, or time.
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Careful maintenance and preparation is critical to making your dirt bike is reliable enough to tow your buddy's bike back to the truck.
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Winning riders never have "left over" parts.
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Source: dirtbikeblogger.blogspot.com
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Part III: MOTOCYCLE \ BIKER HUMOR

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN:

- Your best friends are named after animals.

- Your best shoes have steel toes.

- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

- You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.

- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

- Any day you ride is a good day.

- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

- Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

- Your garage has more square footage than your house.

- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines

- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
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Source: jokesfunny.wordpress.com
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BASEBALL QUOTES
Website presents baseball quotes by Dustin Pedroia
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUOTES
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Bonus Entry:

Red Sox Fan Handbook

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“The worst curse in life is unlimited potential.”
—Ken Brett, a journeyman pitcher whose brother, Hall of Famer George Brett, said Ken was the best hitter in the family.

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“That’s what they get for building a ballpark next to the ocean.”
—Oil Can Boyd after the Red Sox win a fog-shortened game against the Indians at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland, on the shores of Lake Erie.
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“The sun will rise, the sun will set, and I’ll have lunch.”
—Sox GM Lou Gorman on Roger Clemens walking out of training camp in 1987 as part of a contract dispute.

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Source: redsoxfanhandbook.net

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Bonus Entry:

Website presents baseball quotes (trash talking and slang talking) by

former major league player and minor league coach Skeeter Barnes.

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"Show 'em where ya live."
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"Let a kite string out."
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"Kick mule!"
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"Yeah ya ain't."
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"Run like hell."
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"Hit us a sac fly."
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"Hit it over that New Grape sign."
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"Yall putting me to sleep."
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"Is that Good's brother out there, No Good?"
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"It's called cetch, not fetch."
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"You hitting today, or ya hoping?"
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"Tip the clubby on your way out."
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"Half man, half mule."
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Source: baseball-reference.com
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SOCCER QUOTES

Website presents Celtic soccer quotes from a soccer quotes book review

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"Is it OK if I give him a skelp if he steps out of line?"
Jock Stein to Billy MacNeill's mum when he signed for Celtic in 1957. She agreed !
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David Tanner (Sky Sports) "Chris, just what is it that has made Celtic Champions this year?"
Chris Sutton reply: "We got more points than anyone else".
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Click here to view ===> SOCCER QUOTES
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Source: soccer-ireland.com
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Bonus Entry:
Ten Reasons Why Football (Soccer) is Better Than Cricket
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Excerpt from blogger's page:
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Have to admit it, I like cricket, I enjoy playing it and watching it. But there is still that nagging feeling that the only reason I really enjoy it is because of the void left by another sport. Namely football.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: saddoboxing.com

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BOXING QUOTES

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Anon (on Don Cockell):
He is the biggest thing on canvas since "The Wreck of the Hesperus".
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Harry Kabakoff (on Chango Cruz):
The bum was up and down so many times I thought he was an Otis elevator.
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Tony Sibson (on being beaten in a match):
I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.
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When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
--- Charley Burley
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Roy Jones jr vs Antonio Tarver After the Ref asked if there were an questions Tarver said " You Got Anymore Excuses Roy" and then Knocked him the Fuk out in the 2nd round.
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Ricardo Mayorga at a press confrence before Mayorga-Forrest"
"Forrest has disrespected me twice. Not only for being to chicken to show up (Forrest didn't show at the press conference) but fathers day just passed and he didn't send me a card"
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Ref: "OK I've explained the rules does anyone have any questions?"
Larry Holmes: "Yeah, can you count to 10?"
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Vinny Pazienza : Whan the legs go like spagetti...* I'm all over em like the sauce!
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Asked of Paz why he was so amped after he almost KO'd the ref when he KO'd Rossenblatt :
I had 4 Capachinos before I came out here!!!* I wanted to knock everybody out!!
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From the Saddoboxing forum:
I just saw a quote from Kendall Holt saying if he and Vivian Harris meet "there's going to be some slow singing and flower bringing."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: angelfire.com

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COLORADO AVALANCHE

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HOCKEY QUOTES
Website presents quotes by and about NHL goaltenders.
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"In hockey, goaltending is 75 percent of the game. Unless it's bad goaltending. Then it's 100 percent of the game, because you're going to lose."
~ Gene Ubriaco
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"Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings."
~ John Vanbiesbrouck, asked if he liked facing 51 shots in a game.
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"The only job worse is a javelin catcher at a track-and-field meet."

~ Gump Worsley, on goaltending

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GOLF \ BASEBALL HUMOR
Website presents political cartoons about sports stars Tiger Woods and Mark McGuire
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS HUMOR
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Source: politicalhumor.about.com
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Bonus Entry:
G O L F H O L E S ...Not Too Famous Quips
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Click here to view ===> GOLF HUMOR
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Source: golfholes.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rivals.yahoo.com

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BASKETBALL QUOTES \ HUMOR

Website presents the top ten one-liners from a roast of Bobby Knight.

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Ex-Big Ten referee Dan Chrisman on the red, white and black plaid jacket Knight often wore in the 1970s at Indiana:
"It is a walking technical foul."
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Knight interrupting Bilas while he introduced Chrisman:
"Dan Chrisman couldn't see worth a damn when he was officiating, so I have to help him find his seat."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: reellifewisdom.com

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BICYCLING QUOTES

Website presents bicycling quotes from movies.

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Click here to view ===> BICYCLING QUOTES

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